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hellllll yeah almost at 100 soups this year

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marie howe, in an interview with krista tippett of on being

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my pjackk wiganer daughter invites a puppygirl over to stay the night and I wake up in the morning to the distinct smell of pey wet

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming

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Nicholas Bono Kennedy - Backyard Spread, Left Alone, 2025 - Acrylic & oil pastel on stretched canvas

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Hey friends, baby Marxist here! I’m starting to feel like technology corrupts the pure soul of man. Has anyone tried turning back the wheel of history so that we can return to a state of perfect innocence?

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the wigan killers

are we pea wet

or are we gravy

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There are two ways to Wigan, by land or by sea. Those who approach Wigan by land will see it's chippies as the trunks of tall ships, it's gravy as citrusy tartar spiced with treasured herbs of far off lands. Those who approach Wigan by sea will view it's chippies as soaring concrete car parks, iron locomotive bridges, and comley promenades, it's gravy will be that of inland country fare, of rustic mushroom, aliuns, apples, and all the tastes of home.

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last night my uber driver who sounded and kinda looked like mindofjson told me “when they brought the nazis over to america for science and stuff they actually became very industrious and nice american people. they generated a lot of wealth” and when i said “that’s a crazy thing to say dude” he went silent and put on an audiobook of something called “my vampire system” which had a character whose name was Truedream

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i’m le.arning so many rules toda📝y

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how busy are you guys that you can't spend a few days sorting beetles?

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lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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in wigan its indistinguishable from gravy

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can you guys stop fighting over the same peice of lettuce. there is literally more right behind you

Don't get involved in things you don't understand