there is no excuse for some of the things that people are accusing me of saying that made them feel that way
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the summer aroma in my kitchen:
strawberries, rhubarb, white vinegar, cantaloupe, cucumber, and onion
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One of the funniest things about Ink Master is how the contestants have to act like they don't know the terminology as a comfort for the audience of braindead metalheads.
Someone who has been an artist their whole life and tattooing for 20 years saying stuff like "In English PLEASE???" to things like surrealism, negative space, and juxtaposition.
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Heartwarming chit chat on the morning news with fucking Americans rushing out of Israel on THEIR BIRTHRIGHT TRIPS that need to get out bc of bombs on Iran. I am DISGUSTED.
GHOULS all of you. In your tank tops and hats SMILING about the calamity at the airport. THOUSANDS of them.
Who is on a birth right trip right now? Did you enjoy the houseboat tours of the ashen shores?
There's no bottom to human depravity.
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Telling a story about a trans person from before they transitioned, to a person that only knows them post transition, and not mentioning that this is the case feels like I am doing a magic spell. Using a time machine for who I'm talking about in the listener's mind.
Even if it's something stupid like "She spent the night with me after she fell in the shower and got hurt real bad." This silly moment of a person falling in a shower is completely transformed.
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I thought that the amount of people with speech impediments was really high in my community. Then I moved to another city and the people out at bars had the same speech impediments, and I thought maybe they had intellectual disabilities too. It was a whole vibe that about 1 in 5 or 6 people had.
It was coke. It was drunk people on coke. They're all coked up and slurring.
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It's the year of Gangnam Style You're scrolling through your crusty tumblr...
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"Something weird about this shooting."
Yeah dude it's a mass murder those tend to be planned by crazy morons.
Ever make pasta, you make decisions as you go, and it ends up getting kinda weird? Imagine that's your cockamamie mass murder hero plan. And it's your first one.
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