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Being a detective is such a gay little career choice

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angry cat

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Gillion☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

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Paul UnseenOne is my favorite character. I love him sm. I would do anything for him.

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happy final suck saturday! here is a bingo board me and my friend made for the episode,,good luck

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Dropping off some The Suckening doodles I did when watching ep 1-5 with a friend :^) (they're not ordered right lol.) Don't kill me if these are ooc pleaseee ☹️🫶

Please no spoilers! Just finished ep 5 !!!

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

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dakota cole performing top surgery by just kicking trans guy's tits off

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Blood in the bayou + the quarry

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I feel like a sleeper agent being activated whenever I hear any combination of the words "we have to roll with it" in day to day life what stage of brainrot is this

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can they stop forgetting about grefgor. i miss him. i miss grefgor. i miss my wife tails. i miss him a lot. ill be back

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Hey Tumblr 🫶🥰

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putting thanatos jrwi in the microwave to watch him spin around slowly and immediately burning my house down because he’s made of metal and the microwave fucking ‘sploded

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This is their dynamic to me

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I've seen so much suckening fanart, even more than Prime Defenders at this point. And yet, not a single piece of thr Labia Ghoul. Makes you think.

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late night riptide sadness

i just want everyone to know that if chip never experienced the devastating events of losing his found family to a black hole in the sea as a child and feeling so devastated by it that he tries to recreate his old crew with new people and try so so desperately to find the black rose pirates

jay would've never left the navy. she would've been stuck in a corrupt system that she's always had a hatred for because she didn't have the strength to leave and never had that one guy show up and encourage her to leave everything behind and lead her own life

gillion tidestrider would be all alone. he never feels like he belongs in the oversea because he doesn't understand anything and nobody is willing to teach him and he will never be able to return to his home in the undersea due to be exiled. it's likely that he dies alone, scared, and outcasted.

if chip never experienced one of the greatest pains of his life, his best friends and platonic soulmates would've never gotten to take control of their own lives and be happy. they would've eternally suffered.

chip had to suffer for a decade and continues to suffer from the trauma of the black hole in the sea in order for his friends to be happy. and in return, they help him move through it. they help him work through a decade of hurt because he saved their lives.

to add onto that; that little old town would forever be cursed and old man earl would've never gotten to experience the world. oliver teach would've grown up in a navy controlled zero and would've never gotten to experience what life can be outside of his home town. queen would've never found real friends who encourage him to do his best. captain lizzie and the grandberry pirates would be fighting a lost cause against the navy without the riptide pirates quite literally causing a riptide on outlaw soil and starting a revolution. desire island would still all be stone and be under the enchantress's spell (also the girls serving her would've never been free). drey would've died at the hands of his brother in an eternal prison and finn would forever be a bird, not even fully aware of what he was before.

good ole chip bastard saved hundreds, if not thousands, of people DIRECTLY and he will still never feel good enough. he will still never feel like he's as great as his old crew was and will always feel like he's letting them down in some way, shape, or form. he will never feel good enough, even though he and his crew are the heroes in hundreds of people's stories.