breadandblankets
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breadandblankets · 1 day ago
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People will literally be doing anything on ao3
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breadandblankets · 2 days ago
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breadandblankets · 5 days ago
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Hello neurotypical. Are you normal about the fact that I am unable to feel empathy as an emotional response?
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breadandblankets · 5 days ago
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Hello neurotypical. Are you normal about the fact that I am unable to feel empathy as an emotional response?
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breadandblankets · 5 days ago
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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
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breadandblankets · 10 days ago
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If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.
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breadandblankets · 11 days ago
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if you're a white creator and your brown/black characters are always sassy, reckless, aggressive or cold and your white characters are always soft, demure, shy and introverted you should think about maybe why you did that
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breadandblankets · 11 days ago
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I dreamt that post-canon SQH (married to MBJ) asked LQG if he wanted to have a threesome and he agreed because he thought it meant he could fight them both at the same time.
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breadandblankets · 11 days ago
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Sure since adopting self checkout they got rid of 99% of grocery workers and if something goes wrong you gotta just stand there for 20 minutes while the employee managing 30% of the store singlehandedly tries to juggle helping you with their other responsibilities. But at least groceries are less expensive now right. Why are you trying to whisper in my ear I have a girlfriend
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breadandblankets · 11 days ago
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i’ve literally not stopped thinking about this
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breadandblankets · 11 days ago
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my friend said his flight transmasc
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breadandblankets · 11 days ago
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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive
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breadandblankets · 12 days ago
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Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!
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breadandblankets · 13 days ago
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remembering every single k-12 english class I ever took where you could pick a book to do an assignment on and every teacher said ‘oh of course you can read a nonfiction book!’ when I asked, but every single part of the actual project would be hyper-tailored to traditional novels only (which I would only find out after reading a 500 page textbook about fleas or something), and I would be forced to write using technicalities and not actually engage with anything I learned
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breadandblankets · 16 days ago
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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist
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breadandblankets · 16 days ago
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breadandblankets · 16 days ago
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if you ever want to feel insane just look at some of the "passing advice" trans guys give each other
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