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Dipper: Sorry.

Pacifica: uh- for what?

Dipper: I don’t know. I feel like you’re just friends with me and Mabel because you don’t have anyone else.

Pacifica: Ouch, thanks.

Dipper: I didn’t mean it like-

Pacifica: I’m just kidding Dipper. I like being friends with you and Mabel. You bring out a weird side in me that I kinda like.

Dipper: Just kinda?

Pacifica: I really like it. I’m glad you’re my friends. Honestly.

Dipper: Me too.

Pacifica: good.

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Pacifica: Gideon? What are you doing here?

Gideon: It’s middle school!

Pacifica: Yeah but aren’t you like… six or whatever?

Gideon: Actually, Northwest, it’s my first day of middle school.

Pacifica: Elementary is right over there. You don’t need to lie, it’s okay.

Gideon: Oh yeah! Well… well- the llama farm is right over there!

Pacifica: Excuse me? Mabel made that sweater for me. Did she make one for you? No. Because you’re a creep who doesn’t know how to take no for an answer! And llamas aren’t all that bad. You danced in a cage for some demon triangle for a week and I rocked a home made Mable llama sweater. You wish.

Gideon: She- I just- it’s

Pacifica: Whatever. Bye Gideon.

Gideon: BUT-!

Pacifica: Why don’t you go find someone your own size to talk to? Mmkay? Byeee!

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Sometime after TOA:

Artemis: Brother, I would just like to say… you came a long way.

Apollo: from what?

Artemis: You’re just so much more… humble.

Apollo: Awww thanks sis! I wish I could say the same for you but you’ve always been jealous that the world quite literally revolves around me. It’s okay to not be the favorite twin, ya know. I worked really hard to get to where I am. And everyone loves me and I’m super famous! So it definitely payed off! Just… work a little harder. And maybe less eyeliner. Just a thought.

Artemis:

Artemis: I take back everything I just said.

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(Over text)

Pacifica: have any plans this fall?

Dipper: Nope, just focusing on school. It’ll be the first Halloween I don’t trick or treat

Pacifica: Did u and Mabel have like those cute matching twin costumes?

Dipper: maybe…

Pacifica: OMG. I NEED PICS NOW.

Dipper: really?

Pacifica: Dipper. YES.

(Sends pics of little him and Mabel)

Pacifica: Omg that’s adorable.

Dipper:

Pacifica: like both of u! Matching costumes is so cute! Anyway, my parents are calling me so I’ll ttyl

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Mabel: hey, Pacifica! Wanna have a sleepover at the mystery shack?

Pacifica: Uh… (sleepover at the mystery shack where Dipper will be? Like dipper LIVES? Why do I care? I don’t! Why am I thinking about this so much? WHY IS IT BOTHERING ME. It’s a sleepover!)

Pacifica:

Pacifica: Sure!

Mabel: Awesome! Dipper and grunkle Stan will be home, hope you don’t mind.

Pacifica: Mind! I don’t mind! Mind what? Pft, I don’t care!

Mabel: oookay?

Pacifica: phew… (wow! That was a really good cover up! Good job me)

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Dipper: So… how was… uh- the rest of the year… I guess?

Pacifica: Definitely boring without you and your glitter glue sister around.

Dipper:

Pacifica:

Both: I- you- I just-

Dipper: You go first.

Pacifica: no you.

Dipper: But. Ugh, fine. I just. I don’t really know what I’m trying to say but, I don’t want things to be weird and I just…

Pacifica: spit it out!

Dipper: I just think you look really good.

Pacifica:

Dipper:

Pacifica: Thanks Dipstick.

Dipper: You’re welcome?

Pacifica: And for the record I… I think- you look ‘really good’ to me too.

Dipper: I do?

Pacifica: Forget I said it. OH LOOK. There’s Mabel! She’s probably looking for us! And if she asks, we were out here looking for gnomes.

Dipper: Wait Pacifica! Come back!

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Will: Guess whaaaaat

Nico: No.

Will: you didn’t even know what I was gonna say!

Nico: Will. You’re wearing a sweater in 70 degree weather, you have a pumpkin spice latte in your hand and a bag from yankee candle.

Will: AHHH!! IM SO EXCITED FOR FALL!

Nico: ITS STILL SUMMER.

Will: (ignoring him) All the cute outfits and Apple picking and my moms baking and the candles I bought and Halloween and-

Nico: YOU’RE A CHILD OF APOLLO. THE LITERAL SUN GOD. YOU SHOULD WANT MORE SUMMER!

Will: Ooh! And the local market down the road will be coming soon! And we’ll have to take the train to visit some more small towns and find haunted houses and hay rides and-

Austin: Is Will talking about Fall again?

Kayla: It’s August!

Nico: I know!

Austin: wait… you want more summer? Aren’t you like… a kid of hades, don’t you want fall and Halloween and…scary stuff?

Nico: How stereotypical of you! (Pause) but I agree this is very out of character.

Austin: Very.

Kayla: totally.

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Cuphead: it’s not fair!

Mugman:

Cuphead: you get to do everything before me!

Mugman: what?

Cuphead: I’m the older sibling!I saw my first movie when I was ten, you saw it when you were eight! I started music lessons at six you started them at four!

Mugman: Doesn’t really sound like my problem.

Cuphead: No, but other older siblings would get it.

Mugman:

Cuphead: UGH.

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Dipper/Mabel: (jump out of a random trash can on the side of the street) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Pacifica: AHHHH

Dipper/Mabel: AHHHH

Pacifica: AHH- wait. What are you two doing? And why are you wishing me happy birthday? It’s not my birthday.

Dipper: You saved us at Northwest Manor, Pacifica. You showed that you’re not really a bad person at all.

Mabel: The least we could do is throw you a party. Well kinda, we figured you could just come over and hang out at the mystery shack for the day!

Pacifica: thanks for the gesture but… ehhhh

Dipper: Oh come on, the mystery shack isn’t that bad!

Pacfica: what if my parents find out?

(Mabel and Dipper look at each other and Shrug)

Mabel: just a few hours!

Dipper: It’ll be…fun!

Pacifica: mmm… fine. It’s not like my parents even celebrated my real birthday.but if I get even as much as one pine needle in my hair I’m suing your grunkle!

Dipper/Mabel: grunkles.

Pacifica: what?

Dipper: uh… ya know what let’s just hang out in town.

Mabel: Yay! Birthday!

Pacifica: but it’s not my-

Mabel/Dipper: birthday!

Pacfica: Birthday!

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For anybody questioning what I posted about Abigale here is a little explanation!

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IS ABIGALE BLACKWING A NORTHWEST?

I say yes.

- moves west (Oregon)

- married into an impressive fortune (northwest’s are rich)

- massive mansion (northwest manor)

DID SHE START THE BLIND EYE SOCIETY IN GRAVITY FALLS?

I also say yes.

- she was part of the Anti Cipher Society so I think she moved to gravity falls and built the foundation for The blind eye society (more theories on Abigale coming soon)

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Practing drawing Dipper and Pacifica!!

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The letter (part 7- LAST PART)

October 1st

Hi diary! It’s been about a month since we left gravity falls. UGH. I MISS IT SO MUCH. Pacifica was just starting to become our friend and then we had to leave! Hopefully grunkle Stan and ford have fun on their over sea adventures! I know Soos is excited to run the shop and maybe Melody will come to visit him! I Can’t wait to see everyone next summer.

Okay wait- I am totally getting side tracked. I need to come up with a plan to initiate operation dipcifica. (That’s their ship name- clever right? Well not really it’s just a combination of their names, WHATEVER!) I called Pacifica after I read the letter that she sent Dipper. She was stubborn…as usual. So I didn’t get anything out of her. Luckily though I have spies on the inside AKA- the girls: Candy, Grenda, and Wendy.

They all agree that Pacifica has a crush on Dipper. And Dipper probably does too- honestly it’s hard to tell with him. Either he makes it super obvious or he’s absolutely oblivious. Pacifica did mention they hugged… it’s just a hug tho… HAHA JUST KIDDING! I’m delusional! A hug is like basically a kiss for Dipper! (They grow up so fast)

Anyway Diary, here is my master plan called Operation Dipcifica.

1. Give Pacifica Dipper’s number

- already done! (Look how far we’ve come!) they haven’t really texted a lot at least from what Pacifica says. She told me he’s a really dry texter but she is too. Maybe they both need texting lessons…

2. Communication

- I will give Dipper texting lessons! There is no one better to do it than me! I mean, I can fit ten emojis into a very well structured text… impressive I know! Wendy will help Pacifica learn how to text with boys. Wendy’s basically an expert. Also- an extra bonus to this step is me teaching Dipper how to talk to girls in general. Grunkle Stan tried to but it didn’t really go that well. Don’t worry! I got you bro bro!

3. Vacay!!

- mom and dad have talked about visiting Gravity Falls sooner than next summer. Maybe it’s because of their fighting or because they know how much we miss it. We might even spend Christmas down there! I think grunkle Stan and ford are stopping home for the holidays. If they do, mom and dad will let us go to celebrate. Dipper and Pacifica will talk and get closer and it won’t be so awkward! Maybe…

4.talking time!

- I like to rush things… relationships mostly. I found out that doesn’t really work out well for me. I think Dipper needs to take his time warming up to Pacifica and getting to know her as a person! SOOOO ‘talking time’ will be from after Christmas break until next summer…

And finally the last step of operation Dipcifica…

5. Next summer!

- I have a feeling these two are gonna need A LOT of talking time. Especially with this whole enemies to friends to possible lovers trope going on. But next summer they’ll finally be able to see each other in person! They can hug and go on adventures and dates… OOO I GOTTA START PLANNING OUT FUTURE DATES NOW!!! Who knows maybe they’ll even have their first kiss! That’s wishful thinking though. Next summer is the last step of operation Dipcifica when they finally realize their feelings for each other. Then, after that… whelp I guess it’s up to them. Maybe with some help from me. I guess we’ll just have to wait until next summer.

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The letter (part 6)

Dipper: ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh, what is Mabel saying to her?

Mabel: Hey bro! Check your phone! Wink wink.

Dipper: what do you mean wink wink-

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(Texting)

Pacifica: hi, it’s Pacifica. Mabel gave me ur number.

Dipper: Hi.

Pacifica: Ty for the letter, seriously tho I almost broke a nail writing.

Dipper: How do you break a nail writing?

Pacifica: idk

Dipper:

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Dipper: How do I respond to ‘idk’ ?!

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The letter (part 5)

Mabel: MAIL MAIL MAIL, I LOVE LOOKING AT THE MAIL. MAIL MAIL MAAAAAA-

Dipper: Mabel! We have homework, remember?

Mabel: ugh, I hate being back at school. I still miss Gravity falls.

Dipper: me too.

Mabel: but hey! I know what will cheer us up, mail!

Dipper: you can open but I’m actually going to focus on my homework.

Mabel: boooooring. Guess I’ll have to look through all this awesome mail my- GASP.

Dipper: what? What is it?

Mabel: Hehehe… oh nothing.

Dipper: well obviously it’s something!

Mabel: I thought you were too busy doing your homework!

Dipper: Just tell me!

Mabel: I’ll just show you! Look! You have mail from-

Dipper: Pacifica!

Mabel: What are you guys like pen pals now?

Dipper: Maybe?

Mabel: Why don’t you just text her? Mom and dad did give us phones for our birthday- wait- do you still not know how to use one?

Dipper: MY FINGERS ARE TOO FAT FOR TYPING.

Mabel: Open the letter then!

Dipper:

Mabel: What’s it say!?

Dipper: just… friend stuff!

Mabel: friend stuff? Give me that letter! (Takes the letter) GAAAAASPPPP. (Clears throat) brb bro.

Dipper: Mabel wait! Whatever you do don’t call-

(Mabel slams her bedroom door)

Dipper: Pacifica.

Dipper: Oh god.

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The letter (part four)

Dipper,

I read your letter. I guess all I can say is thank you. My mom and dad don’t know what to do without our mansion. They’ve never been in the… middle class. I’m looking forward to it though, I mean I get to be a normal kid for once. My friends dropped me. Turns out they were sucking up to me because I had money. Without the money I’m just…average.

Ugh, it sounds awful in writting. It’s going to be a lot to get used to. And hey- thanks for telling me about lazy Susan looking for employees. Maybe I’ll talk to her. (If I’m being honest, I’m kinda scared of her. I mean am I allowed to look at her lazy eye? Should I just look at one eye? Ignore it completely? I don’t know!)

I hope I get to see you and Mabel soon. I mean- you’re kinda my only friends now. Oh my god. I sound pathetic. Then again I am writing to a middle class dork who lived in a shack all summer. (Hopefully you got the reference from your letter) I guess I’m kind of friends with Wendy, Candy, and Grenda now.

Wendy seems pretty cool. You must’ve liked her a lot to give her your hat. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you not wear that pine tree hat- hey didn’t bill call you pine tree? Ugh, never mind I’d rather not think about Weirdmagedon right now. I mean I wore a potato sack for a week.

As for Candy and Grenda they’re definitely… weird. That’s not a bad thing it’s just…different. (Which also isn’t a bad thing) I was raised on a mother who needed me to be perfect who told me different was bad. I’m trying to learn how to be my own person now. And you and Mabel were…are- a big influence on me.

Oh yeah, I should probably mention.

Wendy saw you give me the letter and then Candy and Grenda over heard and yeah- now they know about it. Eh, it’s whatever really. Just some letter. Although they did to jump to some…interesting conclusions. But we’re friends now! Even after all the horrible stuff I said and did to you and your sister you two are still willing to be my friends. Or at least be friendly. I know you still secretly hate me. Thanks again for writting this letter Dipper. It made me feel a lot better. See you soon.

Signed,

Pacifica

P.S (I got like fifty hand cramps writing this stupid letter. Next time just ask for my phone number. You are technically a teen now. Don’t you have one? Wait- more importantly do you even know how to use one? Eh, I’ll talk to Mabel. See you next summer)

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The letter (part three)

Wendy: What is that? Did dipper give you a letter? Funny, I gave him one too.

Pacifica: Are you taking to…me?

Wendy: Uh yeah, I saw like- the whole thing.

Grenda: OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!

Candy: Dipper wrote you a letter?? Grenada is right, open it! Open it!

Pacifica: Oh my god. Fine!

Candy:

Grenda:

Wendy: Well what’s it say?

Candy: You are blushing!

Pacifica: WHAT. AM NOT!

Wendy: nah, she’s right. You are.

Pacifica: Well I’m blushing because it’s hot outside okay? If you must know, I’m dying of heat! Since when is Oregon ever this hot in August? It’s unnatural! I’m…I’m going now! Goodbye!

Grenda: We have to figure out what’s going on.

Candy: I agree.

Wendy: I wonder what Mabel would think of all this.