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why are you lighting fIREWORKS IN THE OFFICE??????

I sense a disturbance in the force

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I sense a disturbance in the force

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Hmmm I have a strange feeling that I’m forgetting something… something important I think is happening tomorrow but I don’t know what…. Hmmm….

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🐌

I don’t… particularly like snails…

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Awww, she gave you a rock, that means she really cares about you. She loves her rock collection so much she won’t even let me touch any of them

Um I don’t know what you wanted so I brought you this cool rock!

- @aurora-of-the-azran

Aw that's so kind of you! I love cool rocks! Thank you!

I'm glad you didn't eat this one, haha.

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Hey, is this you?

Die.

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What do you think of Charity's taste in men?

It’s certainly…. Something, that’s for sure.

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???? Hello????

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I wish I knew where Charity was, she usually annoys me until I feel better

Hey Professor, I've heard you like jokes. Here's one I came up with.

What do my tic disorder and my wife have in common?

- @attorney-george

I don’t know. What do they have in common?

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No.

Hey Professor, I've heard you like jokes. Here's one I came up with.

What do my tic disorder and my wife have in common?

- @attorney-george

I don’t know. What do they have in common?

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It’s constant pain!

Hey Professor, I've heard you like jokes. Here's one I came up with.

What do my tic disorder and my wife have in common?

- @attorney-george

I don’t know. What do they have in common?

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Oh that’s funny!

Ooh I have a joke for you.

How is my life like French bread?

Hey Professor, I've heard you like jokes. Here's one I came up with.

What do my tic disorder and my wife have in common?

- @attorney-george

I don’t know. What do they have in common?

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Hey Professor, I've heard you like jokes. Here's one I came up with.

What do my tic disorder and my wife have in common?

- @attorney-george

I don’t know. What do they have in common?

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OMG DESMOND THE MOON BEAR???????

I am going to commit a felony

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Hey what happened to Charity she was supposed to be home like yesterday

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Yeah she does that sometimes. She’s certainly an interesting whatever she is. And I don’t mean that in a rude way, I mean she isn’t human and we don’t know what exactly she is.

Dear Professor Sycamore,

I believe we met once, briefly. My name is Vivian George, I'm the attorney who lives in America.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I felt I had to inform you. I think your wife cheated on you with your assistant before she passed away.

I don't know any more details than that.

I'm here if you wish to talk.

All the best,

Vivian George

@attorney-george

NO I KNEW ABOUT THAT

LIV AND MRS CHARITY WERE DATING FOR A WHILE. THEY BROKE UP BECAUSE CHARITY MADE ONE TOO MANY FRENCH JOKES.

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Yeah uh… hahaha yeah I certainly had a motive.

Speaking of changing the subject, have you met Aurora?

Dear Professor Sycamore,

I believe we met once, briefly. My name is Vivian George, I'm the attorney who lives in America.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I felt I had to inform you. I think your wife cheated on you with your assistant before she passed away.

I don't know any more details than that.

I'm here if you wish to talk.

All the best,

Vivian George

@attorney-george

NO I KNEW ABOUT THAT

LIV AND MRS CHARITY WERE DATING FOR A WHILE. THEY BROKE UP BECAUSE CHARITY MADE ONE TOO MANY FRENCH JOKES.