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breezeslice · 12 days ago
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If I had a nickel for every time Season 5 of Phineas and Ferb referenced the "two nickels" meme...
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breezeslice · 16 days ago
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Not what she meant but.
I mean it couldn’t hurt
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breezeslice · 19 days ago
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I had a vision
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breezeslice · 19 days ago
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MILDRED?????
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breezeslice · 19 days ago
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breezeslice · 19 days ago
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breezeslice · 19 days ago
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more raines..... they've been on my mind lately (duh)
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breezeslice · 19 days ago
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breezeslice · 1 month ago
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how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?
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breezeslice · 3 months ago
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A barber is probably the least qualified title you can have to explain why there are traces of dozens of people's DNA in your trash can.
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breezeslice · 3 months ago
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I'M FUCKING DYING
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breezeslice · 4 months ago
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Physics is so much easier when you stop asking questions and come to terms with the fact that our universe is a final exam that someone started 2 days before the due date, and only got a passing grade on it for the unintentional creation of life.
Like, yeah, sure, we are 99% empty space, we only consist of like 3 things, and a specific amount of 1 of these things allows things to have magical "shoves-you-off- the-bridge" or "get-your-ass-over-here" powers.
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breezeslice · 5 months ago
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breezeslice · 5 months ago
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breezeslice · 5 months ago
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Stand sex
Stand sex
Stand sex!
Stand sex!
STAND SEX!
STAND SEX!
STAND SEX!
STAND SEX!
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In case you were wondering what Echoes Act 3 swearing in English looks like in the original panels.
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breezeslice · 5 months ago
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breezeslice · 5 months ago
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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
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