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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

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I’m sad because like Gwilym was up in park city for Sundance and I live an HOUR AWAY. AND MY MOM WAS PLANNING ON GOING TOMORROW. I DONT KNOW IF HES STILL THERE??

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Vacation Love

Fandom: Queen

Members: All mentioned

Warnings: Slight drinking with driving. (Please don’t drink and drive, that’s never a good idea.)

Requested: Kinda? Note below

Summary: The band travels to Fiji, where a little love triangle happens between Roger, Brian, and a girl they meet there.

Mini Author’s Note: This is an imagine for @brianmayihaveyou, and it’s not going to be an x reader, which is something I would typically do. I saw her post about wanting more diverse fanfictions, so I reached out to offer and write this imagine. If there’s any information in here that is portrayed or is wrong about Fiji, please don’t hesitate to let me know, if you’re from Fiji or just know a fact is wrong. I did as much research as I could and needed, but sometimes there’s details that are wrong and I’m not from Fiji. I did try to be as accurate as possible. The face claim for Natia is Auli'i Cravalho. And for the story she’ll be portrayed closer to the guy’s age at the time rather than having her be right at 18 because that’s a little uncomfortable. So more in the mid 20’s or late 20’s is where everyone will be.

*3rd Person POV*

“Alright guys. Here we are, Fiji.” Roger said, kicking back in the hotel lobby after fighting through some of the crowds of paparazzi and swarms of fans back at the airport. The band all waited for Freddie to return back from checking them all in, excited to check out the new surroundings of a new country. The band sprang up when they saw Freddie returning from the desk.

“Do we wanna head down to the bar that I noticed on the way here, that’s not to far from here later tonight?” Asked Freddie, excited to head down there. “I heard from everyone here it’s supposed to be great. Everyone goes there and it’s really popular.”

The guys all looked at each other and nodded. “Sounds like a plan, and we can go look at some of the island right now. Just to see what it’s like before we decide for sure if we want to make this a part of the international tour.” John said.

“Alright everyone, meet back here around 8:30 tonight and we’ll start the night early.” Freddie said. They all dispersed and came back at 8:30, as promised, to start the night.

*Natia’s POV, A Little Bit Earlier*

I look around at the bar and everyone is a little more than stoked. People were hearing through the grapevine that Queen was going to be here at the Jaded Rooster tonight. I only found out the gossip because Alana, the barista, is one of my best friends and knows I love Queen, so let me know. I hope she’s right. She hadn’t heard why they were coming to Fiji other than wanting a small vacation.

“Usually this place is busy, but never this busy.” Alana comes up struggling to get her voice risen over the sea of others. I smile as she hands me my favorite drink. There were small complaints I got mine first, but we both ignored them. “But I guess it just means more money for me especially with tips and that stuff.”

“People should start more rumors about famous bands coming here then.” I yell back.

“Yeah, no kidding.” As she starts pouring other people their drinks when they tell her what they want.

“I hope no one bugs them. I don’t think they need that.”

“As if you wouldn’t.”

“Yeah, but at least I’d be polite. And I would be to chicken to talk to them.” I retorted.

“Gotta go.” She yelled over her shoulder. “Have to help over there. It looks like the amateurs are struggling to make the drinks. Again. Why must they schedule newbies on the day it’s the most busy?”

I laugh as I watch her walk off. I sip at my drink as I watch the door. But the night was still a little early. It was only 8:00. I finished the rest of my drink in one go, heading outside to where the true dancing was with the local band that was playing out there. I jumped in with a group of other friends I knew and danced to the beat of the people, enjoying the music.

After a bit of dancing, the dancing slowly started to stop although the band was still playing. I stopped dancing too, confused. I try to listening to people’s conversations, only to find out the rumor apparently was true. Queen is here.

I suck in a breath, wanting to meet them, but figuring they came here for a good time. I wasn’t going to bug them. I can’t help but watch, mystified, as the band walks through though. The group was led by the legendary Freddie Mercury himself, followed by John, Roger, and Brian.

��Well guys, let’s keep the party going, huh?” Freddie yells to the crowd, getting hoots and hollers back, the music and crowd louder then ever now that Queen was here. I head back inside to the bar discreetly maneuvering around crowded people, my limbs kind of shaky after breathing in the same air as Queen.

“Hey Alana, how’re things being handled here?” I ask once she’s within hearing distance after I sit down.

“A little better, now that a bunch people drifted outside to see the band. Speaking of, shouldn’t you want to be out there? They’re your favorite band.”

“Yeah, I know-” But a voice behind me cut me off before I could explain, and I didn’t need to turn around. I knew who it was just by the sound of their voice and the look on Alana’s face. Her face just spoke smug to me, knowing I’ll have to face my anxiety and happiness all in one go.

“What’s the best drink you’ve got?” The one and only Freddie Mercury asked. I turned around slowly and saw the whole band there, awaiting Alana’s answer. I slowly shrink into my seat, as Alana, and I don’t know how she was keeping her composure, answered the question with some of her favorite drinks. I knew that if I tried making an escape Alana would drag me back. My heart was beating erratically out of my chest it felt like, to where I could barely hear Freddie’s reply to Alana.

“Alright, we’ll take four of the second one, that one sounded great.” He said, the band nodding their agreements. As he got out the money to pay, Alana started to make the drinks. They all started to sit near me, with the Brian May sitting only one seat away from me. As Alana started passing them their drinks, she would glance at me, giving me her special Alana look with the slightly raised eyebrows.

“Talk to them.” She mouthed. I shook my head wildly, angling my head down and to the left so that way I couldn’t make eye contact if I looked that way. She sighed a little, but just a tiny bit to loud because the band heard her.

“Everything alright?” Brian asked.

“Actually no.” She said. I looked up a little, confused. She then threw a devilish smile towards me. I could see the fire of mischief in her eyes, as mine widened and I started to shake my head no a tiny bit, trying to cut her off before she could begin. But it was to late.

“My friend Natia here, is what you call chicken. She refuses to talk to you in fear, despite being a big fan. And that’s what I don’t understand, because if you’re a big fan and have this once in a life time opportunity to talk to the people you obsess over, I would assume you would want to talk to them.” She finishes.

By the time she was done I was downright glaring at her, knowing I’m going to have to talk to them. I sensed the band turning to look at me and I turn to face them, my face flushed completely red.

“So you’re a big fan, huh?” Roger teased.

“Oh yeah, doesn’t stop going on about the band, singing the songs at the top of her lungs. You wouldn’t believe.” Natia cut in.

“Does she talk about who she like in particular in our band?” John turns to ask, needing to know the answer.

She then turns to me. I send her a cutthroat glare, hoping it would silence her. It did not. “Wasn’t the guy’s names you keep obsessing over, Brian and Roger?” 

That’s when I bang my head against the bar table. I can’t look, in fear of what they were going to say. But all I heard was laughing and jeering coming from them. I slowly peek out from my curtain of hair to see what they would say to me.

“I think we really dig your friend and her blunt attitude. How about you two come hang with us tonight?” Asked Freddie, cocking an eyebrow. I slowly look at the band and see them nodding and turn to Alana to see her smirking. I then turn back and nod, still in disbelief over what was happening. We were mildly talked for a couple hours as we all had a few more drinks before we left. I still snuck glares to Alana to let her know I was still embarrassed when she revealed my celebrity crushes to those celebrities. But I still had a good time sharing stories and jokes with the band.

“Know any good places around here Natia?” Freddie inquired when we were all done with our drinks.

“Yeah, actually, I do. Got a car that can fit all of us?”

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Eventually we stockpile all into one car, me at the wheel to take us there. John sitting next to me in the passenger side, and the other four cramming into the back, no room at all back there. Eventually we all decided it was for the best that Alana sits on one of their laps.

“Alright guys, time to head to one of my favorite places.” I drive off to one of the many gardens here in Fiji, choosing one that was a little less touristy than the one like the Garden of the Sleeping Giant. It was a garden I worked at, but it seemed less people knew about it. Locals love to come here all the time though.

“Come on, there are some really pretty things I want to show you.” I whisper behind my shoulder as we all get out. It was dark and quiet, whispering seemed like the best option. The couple of drinks that I had left me feeling on top of the world, not to much to forget the night and ruin the fun, but just enough to make this great.

“Isn’t it illegal to break into a place when it’s closed?” The question came from Brian, who was looking a little concern.

“Live a little.” I smirk, especially when hearing joined opinions from the rest of the band. “Besides, it’s not illegal if you work here.” I add on, laughing a little.

Brian looked like he was going to choke on his laughter, but shook his head and followed the rest of us in beyond the chain rope I undid.

“Why is one of your favorite places where you work?” Roger stayed behind a little bit to wait while I put back the chain.

“Isn’t one of your favorite places the stage, where you work?” I retort back. He kind of backs off, smiling.

“I see your point.”

“Well, to add on, I just really love the plants and flowers that grow here. They kind of remind me of when life is good.” I pause a little, seeing that the rest of the band came near to hear what I had to say, and Alana comes to stand near me. I look at her in nerves, but she nods at me to go on.

“Like the gardenia’s we have.” I lead them over to where some of the bushes grow.

*3rd Person POV*

As she continued her speech, two band members were a little side tracked. They were becoming at the very least infatuated with her within the couple of hours that they’ve known her.

Brian and Roger head a couple feet away to talk about it. They gave each other knowing glances, knowing the other liked her too.

“She’s smart, pretty, and snarky. I can’t believe I’m gaining feelings just after a couple hours.” Brian whispered. “That never usually happens, but I really like her.”

Roger nodded his agreement.

“So what do we do now?” Asked Brian.

“May the best man win her heart.” Roger replied, bent on at least getting the attention of Natia.

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our first time (queen headcannon)

Abstract: The first time when each member and their significant other are intimate.

Disclaimer+A/N: School is stressful! Had three assignments due tonight gAh. Here is something fun and loving, hope you enjoy! Lowercase is for the aesthetic! Credit to original owners of gifs!

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Brian May

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• planning

I don’t know, I feel Brian would be the type to want to wait until the right moment to experience something like that with you. Not that he was a virgin, none of them are lmao, but he wanted his first time WITH YOU to be something he never forgets. He won’t pick a specific date on the calendar or anything, but he won’t just do it out of the spur of the moment. You find it flattering and cute.

• romantic lil shit

Brian would go full out, I mean the roses, the chocolate, the dinner, and overall the whole night. Like I said, he would want it to be special. So he would make some vegetarian dish and bring out the finest wine he had. The other members of the band would not interfere because they would know that it was something that meant the world to him and to you. When you would arrive home, he would be dressed in a button up and attempted to comb through his hair. 

• making sure you’re comfortable

If there was something you weren’t down with, he would stop immediately. Or he would make sure what he would do would be okay, like touching. Once he got the entire okay, he would go full in, pleasuring you in ways you never knew he could. Before the actual sex itself, he would ask to make sure it’s what you wanted and you would melt because what a g e n t l e m a n. Brian would never want you to be uncomfortable.

• hair pulling

Girl, if you don’t pull that hair... Brian fucking loves it when you pull on his hair after feeling him touch you. He’s had women do it in the past but when you do it, it makes him moan out so loudly that you’re surprised. This will soon be a kink in your sex life to come. (haha no pun intended??)

• aftercare

Brian will hold onto you and just lay in silence, because he’s not only trying to catch his breath but to wonder if that really just happened. He questions how he got a woman like you to be with him and how you were able to experience something so amazing. You would lean up, continue playing with his hair, and trail kisses all throughout his chest. You would then scrunch up your nose and tease him. “Wow, who knew an astrophysicist rockstar could do that.” And Brian would erupt into loving laughter.

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John Deacon

(uGH my favorite outfit in the entire movie)

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• tenderness

John feels that everybody’s body is a temple, and he wants to treat yours as best as possible. He caresses every inch, every curve and imperfection and treats it like it’s treasure. He pays attention to every need and ache you have. John is very attentive in sex, knowing that the body is to be worshiped. But he does it ever so gently, feeling that if he went any harder he would break you. But this is also your first time together so after this he might try going rough but for now he’s taking his sweet time.

• laughter

John knows that sex is never perfect, nor is ever portrayed right in the movies. It’s messy, it’s sometimes cringey, and it can be difficult. Whenever you two bud heads together or get a cramp, you both laugh full heartedly. This eases the tension and makes the atmosphere ten times more comfortable. You know John so well and you know that this is normal. It just feels.. right.

• saying his name

The one thing that drives John over the edge is when you moan his name over and over again. It’s something he didn’t realize he needed to hear but now he is obsessed with it. It encourages him to please you in the best way possible and let’s you see a side of him you’ve never seen before. Like the sex monster inside of him has been released.

• taking everything in

Even though both of you aren’t virgins, this is the first time y’all will have intimate with each other. So when it’s finally happening, he’s taking in the way you throw your head back from a simple touch or the sensitive spots he never knew were sensitive. It’s a whole new thing being like this with the person you love so he doesn’t want to spoil it. He wants to take in everything he can and hold onto it for eternity.

• aftercare

John is... wow. He is a little smug at first, but has his arm wrapped around your slim body while it’s pulled up on his, sweat colliding together. “I didn’t know you could scream louder than Roger.” And that will cause you to laugh. He will make other silly comments but just mostly smile at the ceiling because he is speechless.

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Freddie “fucking” Mercury

Haha get it?? no?? ok.

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• passionate

Freddie puts his heart into everything. The first time y’all are able to make love is something he takes very seriously. When it actually happens, Freddie kisses you like your life depends on it. He conveys his message of love so beautifully that it leaves you breathless afterwards. Freddie is able to show he loves you by pleasing every part of your body. He finds sex to be a beautiful thing, so intimate and so powerful. Especially with the one you love most.

• h i c k i e s

This boy... he would use those teeth FOR SURE. Your body will be caked in love bites from your neck to your chest, and down your stomach and to your legs. The next time you see the boys, they all blush because the marks are obvious on your body. It’s almost hilarious. Freddie kinda just grins whenever he sees them.

• sweet whisperings

When he’s thrusting into you, feeling you like that for the first time, he whispers his amount of love for you, how he wouldn’t want to do this with anyone else, and that you were the one for him. You feel tears brim your eyes because it’s so powerful, the pleasure and the love, just everything. It sends both of you over and causes waves of pleasure.

• round 2? 3? 4?

You guys don’t just stop after the first time, you keep going like rabbits. You didn’t think you had it in you, but you can’t help yourself when Freddie is like this. At least it’s a workout, right? Afterwards, you are so damn sore you can’t even sit down to go to the toilet.

• aftercare

In the end, it’s all about you, baby. Freddie loves to shower you in kisses, thanking for trusting him enough to do this with him. He’s so happy because he knows this is a bigger step in your relationship. Freddie will bring up things that surprised him which causes you to blush and swat his arm, telling him that if he brings it up one more time you won’t do it again. He only chuckles in response and nods, knowing you both are just teasing each other.

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Roger Taylor

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• skills

Roger is obviously a slut so he’s picked up some tricks from screwing around that he always wanted o try on you. When the time comes around for you and Roger to finally have that moment together, he unloads waves of pleasure and causes you to be able to walk the next day. He apologizes profusely but also feels rather smug.

• loves seeing your facial expressions

A major turn on for Roger is when his partner is moaning and reacting to the things he’s doing. So when he looks down at you and sees your face all contorted in pleasure, he grins until he gets off. He loves seeing you close your eyes and throw your he’s back.

• wants to try every position

Much like Freddie, this won’t be just a round one kinda thing. Roger finally is able to be like this with you so he wants to try everything because he can’t get enough. And neither can you. It’s fun to experiment. Once you find the one that you absolutely love, you’re in that position all night. You like to know what your body wants and so does Roger.

• shocked

Roger is shocked when you first go down on him, it isn’t something he would expect at all from you. And when you’re doing it well, sucking him off like never before, his eyes go wide because he never thought you’d be into something like that. He knew he found the one because he could tell that there would be more of this.

• aftercare

I can just see Roger pulling out a cigarette and blowing a few puffs with a smug smile on his face. You’re obviously out of breath, just trying to regain everything. He’ll be silent for a bit, just holding you with most of the blanket hanging off his bare body because it’s so bloody hot in the room. “We should definitely do more of that.” he’ll whisper and you’ll roll your eyes but nod nonetheless. “C’mere,” he’ll say in his tired voice while pulling you closer. And he’ll thank you for such an amazing night.

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the bo rhap boys (& lucy) if they were camp counselors drabble

a/n: this idea has been in my head for weeks and i needed to get it out !!! many thanks to @the-b-side and @onedramaticqueen for discussing this with me for way too long lmao

Gwil:

leads all the hikes for the camp

all the kids struggle to keep up with him though since he is literally 98% leg

gives philosophical and inspirational lectures on the hikes which are super cool & all unless it’s a 6 a.m. hike and all you want to do is be asleep

patrols every camp dance to make sure the 14s aren’t getting too handsy

is definitely the head counselor on the boys side

responsible™ dad friend

yells at ben when he sees him flirting with the other lifeguards rather than watching the water

tells amazing ghost stories

is somehow able to make the perfect s’more

his marshmallow roasting game is absolute fire

has been a referee for the camp olympics for three years now & is sick of rami and joe’s cabin dominating every summer

totally owns and wears a fanny pack

it’s bright blue and he always has snacks in it

Joe:

arts and crafts counselor

always has a lil bit of paint in his hair and on his face at the end of the day

all the kids love him because he lets them paint his face

all the little girls (and boys lbr) have giant crushes on him because he is so nice™

his arms are constantly covered in handmade bracelets because he keeps receiving them as gifts from the campers and he doesn’t have the heart to not put them all on

“Thank you, Sarah! But didn’t you give me one yesterday?”

“Yeah! But this one is blue!!”

“Oh, wonderful!” *reluctantly puts it on with the fourteen others*

is the biggest fan of tie dye day

his shirt is usually almost every color of the rainbow

is totally the counselor who goes so hard at the camp dance who’s tearing up the dance floor to the cha cha slide

bffs with rami for the longest time

totally has had a crush on the same girl for like, 10 years but has never done anything about it

he and rami run the best boys cabin out of the entire camp

his competitive side comes out hardcore during camp olympics. rami often times has to talk him down because he gets so into it

always gets really sunburned the first week of camp despite his activity being indoors

Rami:

archery counselor

has had a thing for lucy since they met when they first became counselors together

is bffs with joe and have been since they were smol and first started going to camp

he and joe are the ultimate co-counselors for their cabin

they *always* win camp olympics

has won a ton of archery competitions bc he’s seriously so good at it & has insane focus

comforts all the heartbroken campers at the dance who have been rejected by their crushes

is the go-to comfort™ counselor for any homesick campers too

gives such great and heartfelt advice

won the counselor talent show two years in a row doing a freestyle rap

joe always “drops him a beat”

won the talent show for the entire camp doing alphabet aerobics when he was 12

the camp directors are still floored by that performance

definitely has a ton of unironic graphic t-shirts that he pulls off so well that it’s honestly a little angering

Ben:

lifeguard

loves hitting on the other lifeguards he works with

absolutely despises tie dye day and attempts to get out of it every year

“If I don’t make a shirt, I don’t have to wear one”

“Ben, that’s not how it works”

eventually does go to the tie dying event but only uses the colors black and red and complains the entire way through it

he makes joe tie up his shirt for him so all he actually does is throw dye on it and call it a day

his shirt gets extremely cut up & becomes the ultimate muscle tee/headband combo

all the CITs have the BIGGEST crush on him and he loves basking in their attention

flirts with all the other counselors at the camp dance, absolutely does not do his job of filling the cups with hawaiian punch

plans the end-of-summer lakeside bonfire for the counselors every year

it’s the one thing he loves doing

would never admit how much he actually loves camp

Lucy:

the hip™ and cool™ theatre counselor

thinks the archery counselor is kinda cute

and she can totally watch him from the window of the building she teaches in

definitely is a counselor for younger girls (like the 7s and 8s)

is BOMB at braiding hair

she has a LINE of campers from her cabin waiting at the foot of her bed from the time she wakes up so she can do their hair

flannel queen… she has the most amazing assortment of flannels in her trunk that she wears almost every day

is also hella good at making lanyards and carries the string stuff in her backpack at all times so she can occupy her campers

always sends home cute update postcards to her cabin’s parents on cute ass stationary

is best friends with the counselor that joe has a crush on and has been trying to set them up for two summers now

however, they’re both so oblivious that neither of them can tell that the other is into them

has shorteralls and pulls them off so fucking well

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YESSS

BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS NOW AVAILABLE ON MY PHONE I PREORDERED IT NOW TO WATCH THE FULL LIVE AID SCENE YESSSSS

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Gwilym Lee as Brian May in Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

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F u c k m e

Legs

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I choked

The skies were clear at Wembley Stadium in July of 1985, but thanks to Brian May, people got wet anyway. 

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you’re welcome :)

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Joe: Y'know, “sleepy” is so much cuter than “tired”. Everyone needs to stop saying “tired” and start saying “sleepy”.

Rami: I am so sleepy of your shit

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Literally had it on mute and could HEAR IT perfectly in my head

y’all deserve this today

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queen vs their equipment

Brian: [builds a guitar from old worm-eaten furniture (filled in with matchsticks), pilfered sewing supplies, various electronics.]

Roger: [tunes his entire drum kit piece by piece by carefully adjusting the tension rods and test drumming until it’s perfect.]

Deaky: [builds an amplifier out of a circuit board (ferreted out of someone’s dumpster), a speaker cabinet, entirely new wiring, and a nine-volt battery.]

Freddie: [tries to adjust a mic stand. it snaps in half.]

Freddie: this is fine. i’m fine.

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andante (b. may)

Abstract: He is so used to that rock ‘n’ roll style that he doesn’t have time for romance. Until he meets her. 

Disclaimer+A/N: Thank you guys so much for the love and support so far. I’m glad you’re enjoying my stories/headcannons. If you have any requests, I’ll gladly take them! Also, I don’t know why the gif is so small I think my laptop is being weird. Lowercase is for the aesthetic and credit to original owner for gif!

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It had been months since Brian had stepped into a bar as a customer. 

After Freddie joining Smile and turning it into Queen, they’ve sky rocketed like crazy. They were working on their first album whilst still playing the local pubs every night. So, tonight he was able to sit back and relax. Roger was supposed to show up soon but knowing him, he was going to be late. Never as late as Freddie, though.

Roger had recommended this place to him for awhile. God knows why. But, secretly, Roger knew that Brian’s love life was nonexistent. Not that he didn’t try but simply because Brian was always busy putting up with the band. Freddie was still a bit new even after a year of being in the band so they were still trying to understand each other. Brian also had a problem with scaring girls off his pretentious vocabulary and extreme knowledge of astronomy. There was nothing wrong with being intelligent, but it wasn’t exactly something that got someone laid. At least not at the pub.

So that is why Roger brought Brian to this place. It was a nice, tropical looking bar with dim lights. The bartenders were shirtless, leis worn around their necks. They smiled while doing their job, something Brian wasn’t used to. It felt relaxing in here, with everyone being so welcoming. There was a small stage in the front, so Brian knew there was going to be some sort of entertainment. 

Just as Brian was about to stand to leave, Roger came running in through the doors, panting slightly. “Sorry, mate, John was having some issues with something. I’m here, though.” Brian rose an eyebrow at him and nodded, sitting back down while ushering the bartender for another beer.

Roger smirked as he sat down, placing his coat by his side. “So... What do  you think?” he asked smugly. Brian shrugged, looking around some more. “I guess it’s neat. It’s definitely a different atmosphere, something I didn’t think you could find here in England.”

Roger nodded, ordering a specialty drink he always ordered whenever he came here. Brian was getting sucked into his plan so easily. He knew that this would be the place in which Brian would no longer be single. How did he know? Because after coming here every Tuesday night, he knew that there was someone that would catch Brian’s eye. He just hoped that his friend wasn’t stupid about it. The lights began to dim more, if that was even possible, and Brian turned to Roger with suspicious eyes.

“Ay, if this is another strip club, Roger, I told you-”

“Sh, just watch and more importantly, listen.”

Brian was so confused. What did his friend mean? However, he did as he was told and shut up, sitting straight forward with a beer in his hands. There was a small band that came out wearing costumes that were bright and colorful. They set up for a second, smiling as the crowd clapped. Brian was now curious to see who this band was. He was about to turn to Roger when she came out.

Her walk was so elegant, so put together. Her body was golden, making it obvious that she loved the sun. Her hair was pulled back slightly but laid on her shoulders beautifully. Her legs were bare from her feet to her mid-thigh as she wore a small, loose skirt covered in flowers. Brian couldn’t remove his eyes from her toned body, her shirt cropped and tied tightly to fit her body well. The material matched her skirt perfectly. As his eyes traveled her body, he finally reached her face and he felt himself go stiff from amazement. Those lips.. So plump and kissable. Her cheeks were a fiery pink as they stood out against the lighting of the stage. And, those eyes.. They were so bright, so full of hope that Brian didn’t even realize he had leaned in from his chair just to get a better look at this woman.

Roger smirked once again, leaning back against the bar and letting the show go on.

“Hello, we are Charisma. Thank you for coming to our show.” 

Brian almost moaned at the sound of her voice. She hadn’t even began singing yet and he could feel the softness of her voice in his bones. 

The music began and the guitar in the beginning was enough to send Brian over the edge. He closed his eyes, thinking of the chords that were being played. He felt goosebumps rise against his arms, so lost in the music that when her voice began to sing, his eyes shot open. Brian was hooked.

“Take it easy with me, please.

Touch me gently like a summer evening breeze.

Take your time, make it slow.

Andante, andante. 

Just let the feeling grow.”

She was so into the music, gripping the mic tightly. Her body slowly began to move to the rhythm of the music. A small smile crept onto her face as her hands moved from the mic to caress her body. 

“Make your fingers soft and light.

Let your body be the velvet of the night.

Touch my soul, you know how.

Andante, andante.

Go slowly with me now.”

Her hips swayed from side to side, letting the music overcome her. She moved with the flow of the piano and the guitar, the melody becoming her. She wasn’t just singing the music, she was the music. Everything about her on that stage was suffocating Brian. He felt that if took one breath that everything would fall apart. He sat still, watching her every move almost like he was in a trance. No woman had ever been able to do this to him. 

She could feel herself being drawn to something, opening her eyes and searching the crowd. Raising her eyes to the back, she noticed a man with large curls staring at her as if she was the most gorgeous thing on earth. Her cheeks warmed immensely, smiling at him throughout the rest of the song.

“Please, don’t let me..” she breathed softly and then grinned at the man. “Down.”

Once the song was over, everyone cheered. She bowed bashfully and blew a kiss before walking off, letting her band play background music for the bar. She usually sang once or twice, wanting the main focus to be on her band’s amazing skills. As she dispersed from the stage, Brian grew frantic. He stood quickly and turned to Roger with wide eyes.

“Who was that?”

Roger chuckled and shook his head, placing his drink on the counter. He knew that Brian would be hooked the moment that girl walked out on stage. He may be a fuckboy but he wasn’t dumb.

“That was (Y/N) (L/N). She spent most of her time in Hawaii before coming here for school. She is studying geography. She is minoring in music education, however. She sings here every Tuesday with her band.” Of course Roger did his homework. 

Brian swallowed hard. Geography? She’s going into earth science? He felt his heart skip a beat as he tried processing what was going on. Was Roger fucking with him? Because if so, he was going to kick his ass. Brian loved a smart girl and after seeing her sing, he was practically in love. He paused for a second, though, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion. “Yes, but how do you know her?”

Roger shrugged. “I came here a few months ago, tried to work my magic on her, and she wasn’t one bit interested. But, we did talk and I guess that was fine. I got to find out a lot about her.”

Brian was more than thrilled that he had found a woman who rejected Roger. That meant she had standards and he liked that. Maybe more than he should. He downed the rest of his beer and straightened his coat, looking at Roger with a glint in his eyes. “I’m going to go look for her. I need to know her name.” Alas, his drummer friend nodded with a small smile. “You do that. I’ll be here in case you need help.” Brian scoffed and began walking to the back in hopes that maybe she might be back there. He prayed she didn’t go through the back door and gone home. He would’ve gone mad.

He looked left and right, asking the people back there where she might be. “Excuse me, have you seen Miss (L/N)?” he asked politely, his palms growing sweaty from the nerves.

“Miss (L/N)? Who am I, my mother?” asked a petite voice.

When he turned around, he smiled brightly. There she stood in all her glory. She had changed into a maroon sweater dress that went just above her knees. She switched from sandals to black boots, which matched her knit socks. She looked like a completely different person but that didn’t stop the racing of Brian’s heart as he went to introduce himself. “Just trying to be respectful.” he laughed lightly.

(Y/N) inspected him from head to toe, nodding her head. “That’s sweet. Just call me (Y/N), though.” she smiled. There was something genuine radiating off from this man and she felt herself being attracted to him instantly, like magnets. “Can I interest you in a drink?” she asked softly. He nodded like a child, unable to use his big boy words. 

———

(Y/N) threw her head back in laughter, putting her hand on Brian’s knee to stop herself from falling over. The guitarist just sat there with a fat grin on his face, enjoying the sound of her laughter. He loved the way her nose scrunched up and how her eyes squinted shut causing little crinkles by her eyes. And how her cheeks reddened by the second. Brian May was absolutely smitten by this woman who he had barely known.

“I can’t believe your bandmates would do something like that!” she replied, her laughter dying down to giggles. 

“Hey, Queen is not like any other band. We’re special.” he chuckled. He noticed how her hand was still on his knee. F u c k.

A fond smile played on her lips as she leaned a little more forward. “You must really love them. Just by the way you speak of them it sounds like a family. I appreciate that.”

They were so close, if she moved any closer they could be kissing. Brian nodded his head at her, unable to get himself to speak. That seemed to be happening quite a bit that night. He grinned when he heard a familiar song come up from the jukebox. “C’mon, love, let’s dance.”

She nodded and stood, holding onto his outstretched hand. When their fingers became intertwined, there was a literal spark that caused both of them to immediately look up at each other. Her eyes sparkled with interest for the guitarist and Brian had never felt his heart beat so fast.

They traveled to the dance floor and she placed her arms around his shoulders as best as she could since he was so damn tall. And he firmly placed his hands on her hips, pulling her unintentionally closer to him. She could feel his heartbeat and she smiled, leaning forward and placing her head on his chest. “Sh, just breathe.” (Y/N) closed her eyes, hands playing with some of his curls. Brian was a fucking mess, widening his eyes but nodding, trying to get his breathing steady. He focused on the music but that didn’t work and he tried to looking around for help. Roger was already on some other chick so that was a waste. (Y/N) could sense this nervousness and smiled softly. 

“Andante,” she whispered. “Slowly. Just let the music become you.”

Brian nodded, and actually listened to her as he closed his eyes as well, trying to understand the rhythm of the music. Brian could feel their bodies fit each other, morphing into one soul. There was a connection that he had never felt before, causing goosebumps to arise on his arms under his fur coat. How could someone impact another so much so soon?

“Andante,” he whispered back, squeezing her hips reassuringly. She smiled in response.

“Please, don’t let me down..”

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maybe a part 2? if y’all want it? this was kinda a blurb

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Gwilym Lee as Brian May in Bohemian Rhapsody