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customer service really is a roller coaster. It can be so rewarding or fucking devastating. To my first caller today, may your weekend be blessed with joy, may your needs be met, may you find a $100 bill in the back pocket of those jeans you forgot you had, and may the still fit like a glove. To my last caller of the day, May your dreams be filled with rotting trees, may your entitled ass end up on a 'Karens get what they deserve' youtube video. May you step on a metal d4 with your left foot and a Lego with your right.

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Now that turkey and tree is over its time to get back into that holiday spirit!!

ItS sPooPy tIMe

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These men ain't slick😂😂

Okay so I know the Netflix captions say something different but what ukai says here is 'gonna have to thank you properly you know' look at Takeda. Look at his face. Look at it and tell me that ain't the face of a man who is gonna be limping for the next few days. I'll wait.

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SANTA IS A DRAGON. FIGHT ME

Hear me out before you say anything. Dragon's are shape shifters. Who needs a sleigh when you can fucking fly and illusions are a thing. People see what they want to see. Also the 'elves' are kobolds. Dragon's have hoards so a Christmas gift for every little child EVERY SINGLE YEAR is nothing. Also before people left milk and cookies for good ol' saint Nick they left little trinkets for tribute. Ever wonder what happened to that one particular SHINY ornament that just... 'disappeared' from your tree?? It would also explain why it's the same guy every year and he stopped aging. Dragon's are biologically immortal. Age is nothing. The coal is just the naughty kids burnt toys.

In summary, santa is a dragon.

That is all.

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Who gave you the right to call me out in such a way?

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hello... yes..i would like to order a glass of bleach on the rocks please

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I am really worried at how hard i laughed at this....😅

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

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Idk if someone has ever asked this before so here i go... We all know Peter Parker's dad curse. What happens when Peter becomes a dad..? I just imagine him making a peace sign and dissolving in the hospital room

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You, sir, park like an ass

So i am sitting outside work cause im 2 hours early (i dont have a car and my roommates are busy when i start so they dropped me off) and im just watching people while listening to music, like one does, and this ass pulls up and parks on the line between parking spots. I dont have a car of my own and I can park better than you. Black friday makes peoples brains turn off and die.

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One edible Apple

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ONE MIGHT FUCKING THINK THAT IF YOU HAVE A PAIN ONCE A MONTH FOR YEARS AND YEARS YOU MIGHT GET FUCKING USED TO SAID PAIN BUT IM HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IT STILL FUCKING HURTS ENOUGH TO BRING ME TO TEARS AND I FEEL LIKE IM DYING. THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU.

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The fandom holds great power. We resurrected Phil Coulson. We are a force. Yet... We could stop Tony from dying. We couldnt stop steve from screwing everything up by going back to peggy. (I love Peggy... No peggy hate here but they tied that love story up with a beautiful bow and let him mourn her. They should have kept it that way) we couldnt stop them from beating Peter into the dirt (and taking tom away from the mcu) we couldnt save Natasha from that cliff. We hold a lot of power but we still have to suffer loss. #TonyAndNatashaDeservedBetter #BuckyDeservedBetter #PeterParkerFreakingDeservedBetter #DisneyCanSquareUpAndFiteMyAss #GiveTheFansWhatTheyWant

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OKAY I HAVE BEEN CUNFUZZLED HOW THE HELL IS THERE 430 YEARS BETWEEN THESE BABIES YET IN THOR THEY WERE BOTH SMALL KIDS LIKE ARE CHILDREN KIDS FOR 500 YEARS OR SOME SHIZ CAUSE IF SO LITTLE LOKI AND LITTLE THOR WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN THE SAME FREAKING SIZE AND ITS BUGGING ME SOMEONE WHO HAS MORE KNOWLEDGE THAN ME E X P L A I N

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I have too much time to think

Has Tom ever taken a tesseract prop home before....? If not he really should have

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And now everyone is going to be shipping a rat and a lion. Congratulations guys. You've found a way to surprise me yet again. We have hit new levels in fandoms.

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My sister (18) is hiding under a beanbag, hoping to aviod cleaning the house. I feel you sis. #IHaveToWatch6KidsAndCleanToo #YouWillDoYourPart #OrIWillEndYou

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I think that given the opportunity to touch tom hiddleston.... I wouldnt. Not because i wouldnt want to though. Cause dear God i definitely do want to. Probably, in that situation i would shut down completely. Like total 'duuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh' mode.