How you doing? Well I’m doing just fine. I lied. I’m dying inside.30s. American. She/her. Former nurse turned special education teacher. Perpetually exhausted pigeon.
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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny
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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.
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Have you read (or listened to) an entire novel within the last month?
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My apologies, Lady Normal. But where does you Eunuch come from?

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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter
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Ah, the midsummer desire to walk into the sea and disappear forever
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Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin (1997) dir. Karl Geurs
#poohs grand adventure#oh this movie makes me bawl my eyes out#winnie the pooh#Pooh’s grand adventure the search for Christopher Robin
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I continue to run into people that are confused as to why Americans have screens on our windows and it’s really quite simple.
Bugs
Diseases carried by bugs
Other assorted wildlife such as dogs and teenagers
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