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I know nothing abt you but I've scrolled through your page for 2 minutes and I'd like to inform you that you also a based individual. Good day!

I assume it’s about Dandy’s World, but thank you!

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Griefer: are we ever going to talk about (reader) player greed with the swords?

Kyoko: what are you talking about??

(reader) player:...OKAY I TOOK THE FIREBRAND SWORD WHILE YOUR SISTER WAS MOURNING FOR THE CAPTAIN-

kyoko: OH HELL NAWH-

/ref

(hi brittle are we really forsakening it rn/j)

What greed? We KILLED it last chapter, it was a prank, Kyoko-

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Do you think Kyoko and Calypso would share us between themselves?

Art by @rawazoir51728 on Twitter!

I do think they would, if not have a bit of a friendly rivalry between them over which you liked the most.

“Sis, what are you doing! I’m trying to spend time with my new friend!”

“Oh, you’re friends with Y/N too? What a coincidence, so am I! What a small world, hehe!”

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Kyoko is in the crowd during the Fame attack from the genie. I wonder what they’re meaning with this…

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Y/N Fan: “Oh, did you come to cheer on Y/N too? I’m such a big fan of them!”

Kyoko leans close to the fan, her eyes casted in ominous shadow as her smile never changes.

Kyoko: “I’m a day 1 fan of Y/N before their fame. I was ALWAYS there to root for them and to think that your support is anywhere close to my own for them is cute. Stay in your lane…”

The fan was taken aback in fear as Kyoko turned forward to cheer you on once more, as if she didn’t just subtly threaten them.

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Calypso: “YOU BURNED MY CREWMATES TO THE GROUND!”

You, with the Firebrand in your possession:

Calypso: “MY CAPTAIN’S DEAD! WHAT DO I DO?!

You: *keeps on boogieing*

Calypso: “I’m going to find you, motherbloxxer. I’m going to find you-“

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Getting Calypso’s card through a puzzle didn’t set well with me. It’s unlike the rest where you were able to befriend or make peace with the them (Red/Blue, Cruel King, Griefer).

I wanted to make any kind of amends with her to make obtaining the card feel earned. They did my gal dirty, vroooo

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Best Friends Forever (3): Boxten

[Dandy’s World]

There’s nothing wrong with helping a friend. What happens next might surprise you!

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[Encounter]

Boxten was working on a Machine, watching as it slowly filled up to capacity with anticipation until that “DING!” was heard and as he hears the elevator door opened up in the distance.

“I-I could've used a little help on that one…”

He sighs as he starts to make his way to the elevator, but stops when he hears the floor creak in the dark room next to him.

“Hello? Is anyone there…?”

…

You were already waiting by the elevator and had headed in as it opens, waiting for the rest as they came in one by one.

All, but Boxten.

You get a little worried as the elevator countdown slowly creeps to halfway until you hear approaching footsteps coming in fast. Suddenly, Boxten hurried around the corner and made a dash to the elevator, almost allowing you to breathe a sigh in relief until a Twisted had rounded the same corner and ran after him.

Boxten was nearly there when he ran out of stamina and slowed in his movement speed, allowing the Twisted to slowly close the distance between it and him. Boxten turned back for a moment, his eyes widening in horror as he turned back to front of him as he reached out his hand.

“Help! I-I can’t run anymore!”

Acting fast, you hurried out of the elevator and reached out for Boxten’s hand, grabbing it and pulling him with you to the elevator. You had mere seconds before the Twisted could reach the elevator as the door slammed down right in front of it, allowing you and Boxten to breathe sighs of relief as he looked at you, thankful.

“T-thank you. I don’t think I would've made it to the elevator in time. I appreciate your help, er…um…”

You chuckle and give him your name.

“Right, right! Sorry! I will remember it now, I promise!”

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[Something blossoms…]

Boxten couldn’t stop thinking of that moment in the elevator, keeping that memory of talking to you after his rescue in mind. He’d feel more comfortable doing Machines when he thinks back to these thoughts, keeping him up and at it.

You didn’t mind, Toons had to look out for each other when on machine duty, so you were willing to help him out if he was caught in a situation. He does try to be careful, so he doesn’t come across as too clumsy around you.

“H-hey! If it’s not too much to ask, could you help me with the next machine? I don’t want to mess up and lure any Twisted to me…”

Yeah! You didn’t mind! Machines may be something to pull off, but any mishaps could lead to trouble! Teamwork makes the dream work, after all!

“Right…teamwork! You look after me and I look after you! I won’t let you down!”

Boxten felt more confident with you, not at all getting as anxious and worried as he was before. He could complete machines and make it back to the elevator with his composure intact, something that the other Toons take note of!

He waves his hands in front of him as he shakes his head before gesturing to you.

“I did good? Oh no, it wasn’t completely me! I had them to help me with the machines. I couldn’t have done it without them…”

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[Best Friends]

After the run, you had retired to your room to take the load off when a knock came to your door, answering to an anxious Boxten who was twiddling his thumbs, jumping when you had suddenly opened your door.

“Oh! H-hey! I was just stopping by to..come see you-I mean! Just to see how you’re holding up.”

You were doing good. Was everything alright with him? That question did make him hesitate at first.

“Yeah, everything is alright. I just figured…to give you this.”

He reached behind him and pulled out a Blue Bandana as he gave it to you. You didn’t know what to say! You thanked him as you took it and wore it, making Boxten bright up a bit.

“It fits on you! I feel like you and I helping each other, that would make us friends, right?”

Yeah! That would make the two of you friends…

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[F O R E V E R]

“Oh, don’t worry! I told them not to bother us-YOU! Not to bother you when you’re busy, I don’t want possibly getting hurt when you’re distracted!”

He felt bad, lying to you like that. He wishes he could be honest with you, he’s just so ANXIOUS when you’re seen with other Toons on the floors, he doesn’t want them taking up your time that could’ve been spent with him instead.

“Ah, you’ve been hanging around with my best friend, right? Could you…you know, not do that anymore? I won’t promise that nothing will come if you don’t!”

He meant it. Any Toons that didn’t heed his warnings will find themselves having a way more difficult time on floors with Twisted menacing them. They’ll make it, they’ll know he did it, but they wouldn’t be able to prove anything.

After all, why suspect Boxten of possibly being up to no good? That just sounds absurd! Maybe it was all just a coincidence!

“Don’t worry, best friend! I only took care of a problem before it even became one! I just did what had to be done. It was all for you….”

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THE VEE LORE IN QUESTION

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IS THAT

IS THAT CONFIRMED VEE LORE-

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Yatta and Looey were the more active members of the troupe, the two wanting to do their best to entertain you with their performances of acrobatics or joke handling.

Blot was more…subtle. Miming out before you and hoping that you’re able to correctly guess what he was trying to imitate. His display of affection was also just as obvious.

Looey and Yatta were all the willing to glomp you into a hug, Blot prefers to quietly step close to you and lean his head on your chest as he closed his eyes.

It’s a small gesture, but one that shows a great deal of how he feels!

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Vee gets her own room and optimization, but LOOK AT BLOT-

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if it's not to much troble

Ive been reading the best friends story's u been d9ing and if it's not to much could you do one if shelly

You don't have to

Keep u9 the great work!

I’ll get to her eventually

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Best Friends Forever (2): Tisha

[Dandy’s World]

All it takes is one meeting between two to make a friend!

[Encounter]

You were in your room, wanting to reach something high up on your shelf. It was out of your reach, but if you can get in your very tippy toes, you might just reach it.

You gave yourself a little jump and you managed to grab what you needed, but it came at the cost of knocking over a close by potted flower. Your heart sinks when you see it fall over and land with a loud CRASH!

You winced at the sound and looked down at the mess before you of dirty and bits of plant. You sigh as you go to fetch a scooped and broom, coming back only to be surprised to see Tisha already in there observing the mess!

“Oh my! There you are! You’re not hurt, are you?”

You were okay! You did accidentally leave a bit of a mess here though, you were coming back to clean it all up.

“That’s perfect! You can hand them to me and I’ll get to cleaning!”

You were sorry, what? She…wanted to clean this? It was your mess, you feel like it should be your responsibility to clean it.

“No need! You can let me handle it and I’ll have this floor spick and span in no time!”

Surely, you can help…

“I’m fine, really! Thank you for offering though.”

You felt a little guilty that you’re passing off the cleaning to Tisha, as you hand her the cleaning tools. She took them up and made over to the spilled potted plant.

She hums a tune as she starts to sweep and scoop up the dirt and leaves to dump them off at the trash before going back for the rest.

You leaned on your cheek as you watched her clean, hoping this wasn’t too much of a hassle on her. Before long, she was done as she handed back the tools.

“There we go! Not a speck of dirt in sight! Be careful next time, you can always come to me for a ladder if you need something high up, okay?”

You nodded your head as Tisha made her way out, but stops at your doorway as she looked over her shoulder at you.

“Remember! If you ever need me, let me know! I’ll be over to clean it up in no time!”

She fully leaves as you ponder on her words. She didn’t sound against the idea of cleaning up for you again, but you didn’t want to add on to her workload.

You should be more careful next time…

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[Something blooms]

You were made sure each move you made was with caution when it came to handling things, you made sure to get a ladder for your shelf and you kept messes you accidentally made to a minimum, what with being reminded not to increase Tisha’s workload as you spot her cleaning up after the others at times.

You even cleaned up after the others at times as a gesture of good will to help with easing Tisha’s work if you were quick enough to clean before she can come by.

This wouldn’t go unnoticed by her, surprise to see that the mess she was called for had already been cleaned. And she really hadn’t been called by you to clean up a mess for a while now…

…

“Hey, excuse me for asking. Were you…helping me with cleaning up messes recently? I haven’t gotten a chance to clean up for you after the first time…”

You….you did. You saw how much she was doing with cleaning up after others and places, you just wanted to..do your part and helping her in any way you could so she didn’t overwork herself.

“No one has ever looked out for me this much before, I….”

She takes a deep breath before looking at you with an appreciative smile.

“Thank you. Really. It means a lot that you went out of your way to help me. Please, if you’re ever in need for ANYTHING, you can come to me..”

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[Best friends]

“Here, it’s one of my feather dusters! I have plenty in my room, so you can have this one!”

Tisha would do what she can to be around you more often, keeping an eye out for that one slip up you’ll make that can give her an excuse to head over to you.

And when you do make that one slip up, like spilling your drink on the table, she’s right over to you with the napkins. Don’t worry where she suddenly got them, let her clean up this mess for you!

She wanted you to always come to her if you were in need of help, she’ll gladly come over to you on the flipside if you’re the shy type!

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[F o r e v e r]

She wanted to be seen as competent and trustworthy to clean up after any mess you made, leaving nothing but sparkling shine when she’s done.

“This place is simply filthy! They can’t see it like this! What if they think I’m not good enough to watch over them? I can’t allow that to happen…”

If she was spending time with you, it would annoy her greatly if another Toon had made a mess around her, because now she had to go clean it and leave you hanging.

“Sprout, this is the 5th time I’ve had to clean the kitchen and you chose to make a mess NOW of all times?! I’ll…be over there in a minute.”

Nobody can clean up after you, NOBODY! You counted on TISHA to help you with the messes, it’s what best friends do for each other after all! To help their closest friends out!

“What do you think you’re doing? My dearest friend asked ME to help with cleaning, NOT you. Kindly hand over the cleaning supplies, I’m not going to repeat myself…”

When you came back to your room, it was absolutely spotless as Tisha stood in the middle of the room with a smile on her face.

“You’re back! I made sure everything was neat and tidy, I hope you like it! There shouldn't be any DIRT left around here!”

That was nice of her! You couldn’t thank her…enough? Odd, that shelf of yours had photos between you and other Toons…

Where did they go…?

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Not my screenshot, but I don’t think Bassie handled that report on the floor well in the new Easter update.

“I don’t think she should be the “main” class Toon. After evaluations, it’s clear she is too reliant on friendship of Toons she is close with.

She is dependent, not an independent.

Reconsider.

I know this is very last moment, but I’m unsure she can handle the public pressure in the key position you’ve placed her.”

- Delilah Keen.

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Best Friends Forever (1): Cosmo

[Dandy’s World]

Having a friend is always a pleasant thing, it might make others do anything they can to keep them.

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[Encounter]

You felt pretty hungry, so you decided to head into the Gardenview kitchen area to see if you could grab something to eat. You managed to find some snacks, but it seemed the fridges weren’t going to do you any good…

“Oh! Were you..looking for something to eat?”

You closed the fridge door to see Cosmo standing at the doorway to the kitchen.

“I-If you want, I could bake something for you! Maybe even teach you a recipe or two!”

Yeah! You didn’t mind the offer as Cosmo got out the necessary bowls and utensils, you were impressed at how well Cosmo knew the process to make sweets, something you let him know about which makes the Toon flustered.

“It’s nothing really! I can still use improvement with these! Could you hold down the mixer for me?”

And when the sweets were made, they were as tasty as you had believed them to be, giving your compliments to the chef, which makes Cosmo laugh softly as he scratched the back of his cake roll head.

“I don’t deserve that. They’re nothing too amazing, I’m still very much learning new things about the recipes every time, I didn’t make them too sweet, did I?”

They were fine!

“Well, if you’re ever feeling hungry again, let me know and I can make something for you! I don’t mind, really!”

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[Something blooms]

After that day, whenever you were feeling the need to grab a bite, you turned to Cosmo and he’d get something made for you.

You hesitate at first since you didn’t want to make it seem like you only went to him for his baking skill, but he reassures you that it’s okay. He actually enjoys wanting to help others and help cheer them up!

This wasn’t enough for you, you wanted to do something for him in return, to let him know that you cared as much as he did! So you headed into the kitchen one night and grabbed the mixing bowl…

…

“Is this…for me?”

Yep, this crudely made Cosmo shaped cookie you made was for him. That mixer put up a nasty fight, but you didn’t let it stop you from making this for him.

He slowly takes it and takes a bite out of it, humming in glee as he appears to savor the taste.

“I..I love it! This means a lot to me that you went through learning first hand to make me this! I-I promise to return the favor!”

There was no need! You did this because you wanted to return the favor to him for all he’s made for you.

“No, it wouldn’t feel right that I didn’t do the same for you! I’ll make something extra delicious next time!”

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[Best Friends]

“Here, it’s a Sweet Charm. They’re like friendship bracelets and I want you to have one!”

Overtime, Cosmo would grow to be more attentive to your needs then before, now seeming to always have something made before you ask him, let alone feel hungry.

“I made these for you! Please enjoy them, I made them just for you!”

You’d start to feel bad again since it seemed he was baking these frequently, almost constantly at times from the looks of it. Cosmo didn’t mind it, he’d do it if it meant he got to see his best friend happy.

It’s all he ever wants to see. That you were happy, because of him and what he had made.

You’d join him on several occasions to help bake, which never fails to make him more encouraged to make this next batch of sweets great! He expects nothing but the best for you…

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[F o r e v e r]

He’d never let anyone else make something for you, it ruins an opportunity for you to like him even more and he’s anxious of you liking another’s sweets more then his, it puts him on edge!

“Are you making something…for them? Please don’t do that, I’ve tried so hard and I don’t want you to ruin it…”

He’d spend nights trying to making sweets for you, other Toons would spot him and try to convince him to stop for tonight, but he won’t listen…

“S-sleep? No…no, I can’t. I need to finish making these. I have to be ready for when they need them. If it makes them happy, I’m happy too. I never want my best friend to be unhappy…”

Any Toon claiming to be best pals with you will have Cosmo immediately reject that.

“You’re saying you’re their best friend? That can’t be true, I’m their ONLY best friend and it’s staying that way. Please don’t take this from me..”

When he presented you the finished sweets in the morning, they were little cookies of you and him together…

“I made these for you, as a token of our friendship together. One that I want to have forever and ever. You…ARE my best friend…”

“Forever….”

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I’m sane about One in the latest TPOT episode. I need M O R E of her crashing out.

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Wait, people are actually hating on Eggson? I thought they were just memeing about him at first.