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Overture appreciation post

I feel like overtures from musicals don't get nearly enough appreciation so here's some appreciation for them

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Gay theatre culture to me is eating Oreos while crying, listening to the hairspray soundtrack while goosebumps cover my body.

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gucci is ugly and people who buy it are dumb

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Get yourself a man that is

sexy

smart

graduated of Juilliard 

sweet

but a demon straight from hell

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this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

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Nobody:

Racetrack Higgins:

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Beetlejuice after marrying Lydia and becoming human

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Girl Scout, Home, Dead Mom - Beetlejuice Broadway

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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a family can be you, your dad, the vague spiritual presence of your dead mom, your life coach, some sububranite ghosts, and your weird demon best friend that sometimes trys to marry you

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Hey, this is def not something I thought anyone would have to say in 2019, but shipping Lydia and Beetlejuice is just, horrible. There’s a reason Beetlejuice is so adamant about the marriage being a green card type deal. The show also diverted that scene from being an uncomfortable forceful marriage to it being Lydia’s idea to stop Beetlejuice,,,for a reason.

Also Lydia is sixteen, underage, the actress who plays Lydia literally JUST turned 18, and her understudy who amazingly made her debut tonight is FIFTEEN. Stop shipping children with adults. It’s never been cute and it never will be, I don’t care if it’s fiction. It creates a safety net for pedophillia and that’s gotta go guys.

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Musicals as clickbaity YouTube titles

Falsettos: MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR MY THERAPIST...(emotional)

Book of Mormon: JESUS CALLED ME A ... (18+)

Hamilton: I FIST FOUGHT PRESIDENTIAL FIGURES..

Be more chill: You won’t believe what this pill did to me in 7 days...

A Chorus Line: THIS DANCE ROUTINE MADE ME LOSE 200 POUNDS

Mean girls: SHE GOT HIT BY A BUS?!? (Surprising)

Dear Evan Hansen: I’m a fraud, I’m so sorry...

Waitress: IM GONNA BE A WHAT?(scary) (emotional)

Beetle juice: I KILLED THIS GIRL SCOUT!(don’t come for me)

Heathers: MY PSYCHO EX DID WHAAAAAT?! (What the-)

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You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about