broadway-jade

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im going to be hosting the jUkebox jUmble on the homestUck commUnity charity livestream!! ^u^

join Us over at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk4HrcKW6H8 to watch people try and guess songs old and new!!

well be starting Up at 8:30 pm est! hope to see yoU there! ~_u

(and thank yoU @broadway-jade for this poster! >u< )

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come watch us and have fun!!! :D

i also hope you all love broady as much as i do

hello everyone! We will be streaming here today at 11:30 - 12:15pm EST. Make sure to check out the donation page as well! We will be doing a behind the scenes look at how we edit our songs and get things done in broadwaystuck! A couple of our members will also be scattered about in other segments as well! There will be tons of games and fun to help us raise money for an LGBTQIA+ Charity. So make sure to tune in and happy pride!!! ✨️

find out more details about Lambda Legal HERE

You can also donate below via Ko-fi and check out the charity stream shop for exclusive broadwaystuck mascot merch created by our very own Jade ( @mediasploshion ) link: https://ko-fi.com/voftdubs/shop

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look at all the cool stuff we have for sale! get it while you can!! :D

Kofi shop is now shoppable!

As you all know, Promstuck 2025 is just around the corner! The time to get our original merch is nearing to a close, so please consider helping us out!

the shop features many prints made by some of our very own and talented artists! In addition to prints, you can also PREORDER some of our newest merch, including but not limited to the examples below:

Furthermore, you can also commission any of our artists on our ko-fi to see your favorites, or even get music lessons from articulatelyComposed aka our very own Vriska!

So make sure you stop and get your commissions, keychains, enamel pins, and more before they are sold out...

FOREVER!!!!!!

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we all know you want a little guy, everyone wants a little guy!! so get it now!!!

SQUIDDLE KEYCHAINS LIVE!!

Made by our very own @ph0t0c0py (Aradia!) At 1 inch tall, they are so small and you can share with friends! They will also help us with our travels to @promstuck2025 Click the link below for a cute, totally not evil, little buddy!

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maybe it's my turn to get an epic tale in my life!!

ft. @broadwayy-karkat and lyrics are under the cut!

It's just me, myself, and I Stuck in my bedroom, living in this world you left behind Dreaming of your adventures, you’d tell me all the time The fights and exploration, creatures, treasures, how sublime

Now I'm stuck with your stories Not a new one in sight And everyday they hit replay in my mind Often I wonder, could I go follow suit Make a tale about me that’s as cool as you? If so, please

Give me sirens and a cyclops Give me giants and a hydra I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be legendary I'll fight the harpies and chimeras The Minotaur, even Cerberus I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be l-l-l-l-legendary

Bec and I wander through these halls Try as I might to venture out He’ll keep me here and stall Without a way around him, I can lay here and dream Retreat to the golden city, enjoy the people with a gleam

And they’re telling me stories, I see them too They’re all about me and my friends, it’s all true We’re playing a game, we rise up as heros As time keeps moving my want to reach it all just grows So please just

Give me sirens and a cyclops Give me giants and a hydra I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be legendary I'll fight the harpies and chimeras The Minotaur, even Cerberus I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be legendary

When is it? When is it finally that this waiting ends? Oh When is it? When is it that we get to see our friends? Cause it's been many years

Years and years

And we’re still stuck waiting

Give me a chance, a day, to live this story An epic so grand I’m sure you would be proud of me and-

Harley! Are you gonna listen to me or listen to nothing?

Oh

Your loser friends don’t know what they’re in for yet-

Don't you dare talk about them like that

Oh

I just did What’re you gonna do about it?

Someday soon now Not much further away I’ll get to live my story Can’t wait for the day

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happy 4/13!!!

sorry things have been so slow lately, been running back and forth back stage for a while now @-@

even with kanaya's help sewing is hard to learn

but i'll be kicking back into gear soon :D got a lot of things planned

anyway enjoy the day and have lots of fun!!!

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D --> A duet with @broadway-jade

D --> Thank you for your patience with me

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lovely message dave, now louder for those in the back! help us out!!

a message from Dave... <<for keychains click here>> Lyrics below

Yo, its ya boy, Strider, Dave tryna sell you my keychains and these keychains they've got my face and boy am I sure your life's been graces I'm sure you're wondering why this unraveled well, we need money for our travels cause promstuck's coming and so are… we… ah, fuck I've lost the beat (IN THE BACKGROUND: bro, what the fuck)"

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help us out guys, and get yourself something really cool while you're at it!!!! :D

MERCH DROP LIVE!!

Hello and Happy New Years!!! Starting off the new year with an exciting annoucement! In order to help our adventure to Promstuck 2025 we are starting a small fundraiser for our team to fund some of the fees!! Our group is made up of people who live all over the country and some even out of the country, so in order to help the funding for this trip we are opening a small sale of merchandise! We will be selling prints, pins, keychains, kandi and more!

We will also have a booth at Promstuck 2025 and be selling even more merch exclusive to Promstuck to help reimburse our members after the event as well!

This preorder will be available from January 10th, to February 14th! All proceeds will go to helping people pay for hotel rooms, ride fees, planes tickets, etc. We have a fairly large team but if we end up getting enough to pay for everyone fully, the sales will go back into helping people buy better equipment to record with!

Shares are encouraged and appreciated! This group really means alot to us. Thank you all <3

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what better way to welcome in the new year than some 3 am at 3 am!!!

i simply just had to do this cover by @aki-ran

lyrics under the cut and i hope everyone has an amazing year ahead of them :D

3AM and she’s waking again in her tower, Looking up to see Skaia; it’s all through the clouds . It’ll help her. Prophecies always hold meaning. Yeah she walks with the confidence brimming aloud, Rifles ‘quipped and her head is up, standing and proud, Looking forward, loving without any reason. But she can’t see it all, future’s not on her shoulders, And life’s like some fragile glass, there’s always murder Can’t go undo all the deaths that’ve been done. So lay on that quest bed and cry. And sleep… just sleep, Oh sleep, just sleep. Rewind time and she’s still back to being a child, Grandpa’s gone and Bec’s playing but he’s taking charge, She’ll grow up and meet friends that she’ll always connect to. On her island she’s never seen others, you’d think that’s a problem but every day she always smiles. Doesn’t know it, but one day she’ll save her own session.

Cause you can’t cheat the game, the whole earth is a goner, And life can be hard, can’t protect all your honor Surprised that her own self’s despair and her tears Don’t worry your pretty lil’ head. And sleep… just sleep, Oh sleep, just sleep. The explosions are near and the fire has come, Her beautiful dress is life, 3AM gone On her quest she lie, and the hummingbirds sing Her death will not all be in vain. 3 AM and she’s still awake driving the ship, Cross the Yard to meet friends that she loves and it’s over, The trip, all three years and inside she’s aged seasons, Timelines cross and she’s feeling a little bit sick, In her mind something’s tugging and maybe it rips, Green and black, it’s all dark and she can’t find the reason.

And she can’t shake it off, the reunion is stalled, now She fights ‘gainst her allies; it’s not to her calling, Never was there a rewind button, so We’ll all believe in you this time, and sleep, just sleep. Fall asleep, just sleep, Oh dream, just dream, Oh dream, just dream.

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Happy Holidays from the Broadwaystuck cast!

Thank you to every one of you guys for another great year! We have a lot in store for 2025, so be sure to keep an eye out! >:)

lyrics:

Tavros: Rockin' around the Christmas tree At the Christmas party hop

Nepeta: Mistletoe hung where you can see Every couple tries to stop

Karkat: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Let the Christmas spirit ring

Sollux: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie And we'll do some caroling

Dirk: You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear

All: Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly

John: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday

Jade: Everyone dancing merrily In the new old-fashioned way

Calliope: You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear

All: Voices singing let's be jolly Deck the halls with boughs of holly

Aradia: Rockin' around the Christmas tree Have a happy holiday

Kanaya: Everyone dancing merrily In the new old fashioned way 

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i knew you'd like it :)

FROM THAT SHIT ASS HUMAN SHOW YOU LIKE... WELL, I GUESS IT WASN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL. IT WAS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE BETTER SHOWS I LIKED...

[art done by: @mediasploshion]

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Auditions OPEN 11/06/24

Hi, GA again! We've got some more roles to fill!

We’re hosting auditions for Rose Lalonde, Gamzee Makara, Caliborn, Mixers, Lyricists, and Artists!

Cast member auditions should be acapella, at least 1 minute long to showcase your range.

Mixer auditions should showcase your ability to combine instrumental tracks with vocals. You must show proper timing as well as the ability to balance volumes between instrumental and vocal tracks. These can be full length songs or snippets over 1 minute.

For artists, auditions should be two (2) of your art pieces. If the work passes the initial review process, we will then send for a callback in the form of a quick sketch/mock-up of track art.

For lyricists, auditions should be two (2) parodies of songs you've made, along with the name of the original song for comparison. They do not need to be Homestuck related. If they pass the review process, we will ask you to rewrite the first verse & chorus of a song from a pre-determined list as a callback.

All auditions are to be sent to

broadwaystuckmods@gmail.com

and titled with what you’re auditioning for. You must be 18+ to submit an audition. Any questions regarding the process can be sent to that same email or to our ask box!

There is no deadline for the auditions, but if we ask for a callback, we would prefer if you respond between two weeks and a month after the request!

Thank y'all for your continued support, and happy auditioning!! <3

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happy halloween everyone!! :D be sure to be safe around vampires, they're kinda freaky >_>

lyrics under the cut

This troll is strange, there’s something, wrong with her She called the blood bank and asked if they deliver She glows in the mirror, with a blinding reflection I've seen twilight, believe me it left an impression

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too Rose left me alone with her now what am I gonna do

My besties’ wife is a vampire She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight (stay away from my neck!) My besties’ wife is a vampire Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milkshake To keep me alive

(Oh great Rose left me alone with a vampire! A bloodsucking beast, ROSE!)

She said "You’re getting pale, why don’t you turn in for bed" I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead I'm on to you, turn white as glue, your skin is as cold as ice The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite (Stay away!)

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey Hypnotize you with their eyes you got nowhere to run, hey Rose will never believe me now unless I get some proof When I'm flying around the place with fangs she'll know it's true (AUGH!)

My besties’ wife is a vampire (get away you monster!) She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight (what will I do now?!) My besties’ wife is a vampire Gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake To keep me alive

(Jade) Get out of my head! (Oh Jaaade) insert feeble whine (I want to suck your blood!) I know, get away you freak *bark bark bark*

And everybody knows they come to suck my blood, hey They hypnotize me with their eyes there’s just nowhere to run, hey Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too Rose left me alone with her now what am I gonna do

My besties’ wife is a vampire She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight (we’ve got food in the fridge!) My besties’ wife is a vampire Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milkshake To keep me alive

My besties’ wife is a vampire From now on I'm wearing turtle necks (made of silver!) My besties’ wife is a vampire Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack

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Hallows eve is upon us yet again. Tradition dictates a performance on this sacred night. And so, we sing. Lyrics and credits under the read-more

[EVERYONE]

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn't you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

[ARADIA, FEFERI, KANAYA]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night

This is Halloween, everybody make a scene

Trick or treat 'til the neighbors gonna die of fright

It's our town, everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

[SOLLUX]

I am the one hiding under your bed

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

[FEFERI]

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

[EVERYONE] This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[KANAYA, KARKAT, VRISKA]

In this town, we call home

Everyone, hail to the pumpkin song

[KANAYA]

In this town, don't we love it now?

Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

[NEPETA, ARADIA, KARKAT]

Round that corner bend, hiding in the trash can

Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll

[KARKAT]

Scream!

[JADE]

This is Halloween

[KARKAT]

Red and black

[EQUIUS]

And slimy green

[JADE]

Aren't you scared?

[JADE, FEFERI, ROXY]

Well, that's just fine!

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice

Ride with the moon in the dead of night

[DAVE]

Everybody scream, everybody scream

[DIRK, SOLLUX, KARKAT]

In our town of Halloween!

[KARKAT]

I am the clown with the tear-away face

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

[ARADIA]

I am the “who” when you call, “Who's there?”

[VRISKA]

I am the wind blowing through your hair

[ROXY]

I am the shadow on the moon at night

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

[EVERYONE]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[JADE, FEFERI, ROXY]

Halloween! Halloween!

[KANAYA, DAVE, JADE]

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life's no fun without a good scare

[DIRK, ROXY]

That's our job, but we're not mean

In our town of Halloween

[EVERYONE]

In this town 

[KANAYA]

Don't we love it now? [EVERYONE]

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

[ARADIA]

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back

[KARKAT]

And scream like a banshee Make you jump [EVERYONE] Out of your skin

[ARADIA, FEFERI, KANAYA,]

This is Halloween, everybody scream

[DIRK, DAVE, SOLLUX]

Won't ya please make way for a very special guy?

[NEPETA, ARADIA]

Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch

Everyone, hail to the Pumpkin King now!

[EVERYONE]

This is Halloween, this is Halloween

Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!

[JADE, DAVE, KANAYA]

In this town we call home

Everyone, hail to the pumpkin song

[EVERYONE]

La-la-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Halloween! Halloween!)

La-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Halloween! Halloween!)

La-la, la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, Halloween! Halloween!)

La-la-la, hey! (La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la)

Special thanks to;

@june-egbert-413 (aka gagrealTheatre) for the artwork! @lyricalkarkat for helping dividing lyrics! @broadway-calliope for the extra assistance!

Performers: @broadwayy-karkat @broadway-aradia @broadway-vriska @broadwayy-kanaya @broadway-nepeta @broadway-feferi @broadway-equius @broadway-sollux @broadway-jade @broadway-dave @broadway-roxy @broadway-dirk

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it's lonely on this trip without the boys ... :(

lyrics under the cut were done by caballineToxophallic

Hey there, Harley Do you like your Golden City? You’re a million miles away But girl, tonight, you look so pretty As you cry The stars aren’t as bright in the sky I don't know why

Hey there, Harley Have you noticed the other space dogs? They are your living satellites  Serving a lesser demagogue Little star Just watch us go by, we’re shooting stars  Supernova

Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Meet you all by the sea

Hey there, Harley I know that you can do this It seems so hopeless, sure Your brother and your friend supernova’d I don't know why But we can make it if we try My name’s Laika

Hey there, Harley It's getting so hard to breath Been mere hours, but got years ahead  Could someone take my place? Just have this fear Spinning way up in the atmosphere We're lonely here 

Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C

A million miles seems pretty far But I've got dreams, and memes, and stars I'd zip to you if I had no other way Just tell me things would be okay Even though I feel crazy And it’s just kinda hard to keep living  Damn it Harley, snap out of it Don’t you dare have a dream fit Oh I just can’t wait to end this stupid game And end this pain

Hey there, Harley Your sweet eyes are looking misty  Three whole years, you’re almost done with this Do you think the others miss this little star Been locked away, just so far This loneliness a painful scar Jade Harley, listen, you’ve come so far Little protostar

Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Oh, I'll see you on Earth C Meet you all by the sea…

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happy SAHCON day everyone!!! :D

if you saw our showcase i hope you liked it, and i hope you like this little cover!! it really feels out of this world :P