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shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you

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remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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Homestuck.

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THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

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Let me tell you about my body.

Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?

Skin: Do you tan easily?

Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Windpipe: Do you sing?

Neck: Do you wear necklaces?

Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Cheeks: Do you blush easily?

Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?

Hands: Are you an artist/writer?

Fingers: Do you play an instrument?

Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?

Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?

Legs: Are you flexible?

Hips: Do you like to dance?

Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?

Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?

Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

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Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

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I am sooo picturing this scene in my head

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

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Please direct me to the nearest cute girl

wtf this place is full of cute girls

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Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.

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Tom Hiddleston accepts the ALS ice bucket challenge [x]

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the price of dorms is stupid

the price of classes is stupid

the price of food is stupid

the price of books is hella stupid

getting an education should not be this stupidly expensive

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I WAS TRYING TO DO SHERLOCK GIFS FOR AN ANON AND MY MUM FUCKING WALKED IN AND GAVE ME THE DOG AND I DON;T KWNO WHAT TO DO

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when you turn thirteen and want to paint your nails black I’ll rummage through an old drawer and give you my own polish. when you look at me and say, “momma, I’m lost.” I’ll turn you towards the mirror and say, “run darlin’, don’t ever let them find you.” when the first day of high school comes and you hurry to get out of the car with nerves in hand I’ll tell you, “don’t run, walk slow. you’ll make it through.” when you go on your first date I’ll remember my first date. I’ll remember the look on my own mother’s face when he didn’t open my car door and baby, if he doesn’t open the car door remember your momma saying, “he doesn’t get to open anything else either.” one day that boy will break your heart and when you lock yourself in your room I’ll buy you a journal, a brand new pen, a 2 liter of strawberry soda and a potted violet with a note saying something like, “white oleanders are poisonous and so is heartache. violets symbolize something that I’ve since forgotten and strawberry soda drowns the salt in your tears.” one day you’ll pack your things, I’ll write you letters and send you candles in the mail. you’ll marry young or maybe old. you’ll have a daughter of your own and watch the sun rise in her eyes. just remember to never look up what violets symbolize and when she looks at you with tears in her eyes saying, “momma, I’m lost.” turn her towards the mirror and say, “run darlin’, don’t ever let them find you.”

and when they say you’re too much soul for one person, remember the white oleanders.-dah (via whisperingbones)

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A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .

Please, please, please, everyone reblog this. Please. I’m begging you.

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