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this blog is a massive throwback I love it

throwback 😁

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i never understood how angelina was the fan favorite when lps popular was, at the time, popular because her whole personality was just like “haha i’m logical and rich. also i don’t like boys” so either the audience lps popular drew in was younger and not really obsessed with boys either (can’t relate, sorry) or they were older and understood what it’s like to be the angelina friend: introverted, not focused on popularity and just wants to get through the year without any drama

i’m now older and realizing i’m the angelina friend. thank you, growing pains

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LPS Popular characters and their majors

Savannah would probably be one of those Woman in STEM™️ girls like engineering or something. She reminds me of my ex-roommate who switched schools to move back home after freshman year for her boyfriend who she was doing long distance with only for him to break up with her after she transferred.

Brooke is a communications major and I feel like she declared it because she thinks it’s just talking to people. Or she’s undecided for a long time. I’m being kind of harsh but we all know she has more potential than that but she’d rather be a sorority sister and spend her time trying to get reelected as Pike’s frat sweetheart. It’s not like college really matters for her since she has her mom’s business to fall back on.

Genny is an English major and no I will not be elaborating, though she probably considered journalism for a hot minute.

Lina I can see majoring in a language (something obscure, like Russian) or history, or maybe she’s one of those over achievers who’s like a triple major for some reason. Doesn’t even need to go to grad school to end up being successful. Goes back for her PhD in her 30s or 50s because she’s bored, or retired, or both.

Rachel… that’s a hard one. I feel like she’d be criminal justice or pre-law, thinking that you automatically become a lawyer once you get your diploma. Of course, this is before her character development was ruined. I feel like she could also be Business or Economics minoring in Philosophy or Political Science. (But rush pi phi!!)

Alicia reminds me of that one meme about psychology majors who always spend hours on their notes only to get a C on the actual exam so… yeah.

I can actually see Sage as an English major for some reason. I feel like him and Genny have classes together and she’s like, “what are you doing here?” And when Sage gives his interpretation on Kafka and the bourgeoises during one of their lectures she gets mad but Savannah can’t help that she rubbed off on him.

Tom needs to work on his French but he’s minoring in how to get his ex back. If he stayed in California I think he’d also major in engineering or physics. Maybe computer science.

Nate: Business but the real reason he’s even enrolled is so he can rush Pike the second he steps foot on campus

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just a sampling of the many absolutely iconic one-liners in LPS Popular (1/?)

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Update to all those who are wondering: I’m 20 in college and ended up introducing lps popular to my friends last year😇

the idea that i’m going to be 20 and in college rewatching lps popular and older than the actual characters sickens me quite frankly.

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4 years later… This is Brooke after her copious and ongoing cocaine addiction

guys do you think brooklyn hayes does coke

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i don’t like how the lps popular characters ACTIVELY use facebook. you think it’d be instagram by now

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does anyone even care about this account anymore

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i’m literally brooke hayes

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lina and genny are Red Scare Truthers

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Do you think brooke ever went to his house or just went there once and then decided they would just hook up at her house from there

sage bonds bedroom is a nightmare. the zebra print the black walls. everything about it needs to be torn down. he had girls in there fr?????

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Hm.

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im obsessed with this image it feels like a sacred artifact

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Sophie can try to deny it, but she’ll never be able to erase the fact that Orange County Day canonically looks Like This

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the yassification of brooke and savvy😭😭😭😭

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 💗🌸

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what is the teaaa the girls are fightinggggg

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☀️ Brooke and Savannah from LPS Popular! 🌴