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“Picking on a cripple is really low, guys.”

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@auricdirge​

Smoke was released into the night air, thin and white like it’s source. The cigarette sat between two full lips before being taken up between two gloved fingers and removed. As that hand moved the cigarette away from the lips, it moved downwards and to the side of a red, hodded jacket. The jacket was sleeveless, giving way to dark skin.

More smoke billowed out from those lips into the night air, the lips moving with the tilt of a hooded head. Hidden eyes looked to a cafe just across the street. The hooded figure stared for a moment before walking across the street. Eyes turned at how this figure walked, hips swaying with each step. At this kind of glance, one would think this a perfect female body. But below that surface level, that was not the case.

Suddenly this hooded woman stopped, it seemed her leg had locked in place, causing her to stumble and fall against the nearest light post. Those lips frowned in a mixture of pain and frustration. She made her way as best she could to sit at the nearest table in the cafe’s street side dining area. “Definitely going to need something to drink now..” She muttered to herself.

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uuuh. what the fuck happened with AoT??

EDIT: I just realized there were links.

Oh.

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hiercs liked your post “I need threads. With other Joge Joges in particular. Like to get a…”

“Well hell. I can’t stop running into you guys in this city, huh?” Mariah pulled her cigarette out of her mouth and let out a puff of smoke. She never got to really get to know Kakyoin directly, but she knew of him. Of course she did. She had to know about the whole Crusader crew. “Are you going to come at me like the old man did the other day?”

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ohmygooooooood‌:

“I’m already the one percent, a boomer, and people think I’ve cheated on my wife for some reason. What more could they do to me?”

“... Weird Al Yankovic could make a negative Tweet about you.”

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ohmygooooooood‌:

“I don’t need to prove anything to you. Especially since I destroyed Dio with my bare hands. He even left the city in shame, like a fool.”

“So you go from beating up a pile of ash to threatening a near disabled woman? What would the headlines say, Mr. Real Estate Mogul~?”

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she got that magnet stand and decided the best way to fight the chicken man and the vine man was to put nuts n bolts in her boobs bruh what even

“It got those vines off my neck, didn’t it?”

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ohmygooooooood‌:

“Unless you want a second helping of ass-kicking, I suggest you stay far away from me.”

“You going to go ahead and try? Or just going to stand there and bark at the people on your lawn?”

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omg its the titty expansion jojo character haha

Inhale.

“Yep. Already dealing with this.”

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ohmygooooooood‌:

“Get out of here! Shoo! Begone, pest!”

“Make me, old man.”

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ohmygooooooood replied to your post “tfw when you’re refreshing the isola page over and over to get...”

hey fuck u

“Trying to get in trouble with the missus again, huh Foxy Grandpa?”

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I need threads. With other Joge Joges in particular. Like to get a starter, DM me to plot. 

Non-castmates cap at 3.

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FINALLY I AM UNLEASHED.

Just in case you guys need me to re-apply, I'm applying as Mariah from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Application is in /app

Welcome to pepperminty Isola Radiale, Mariah!

You will be housed in CONDO 441 .

You will be able to Summon your Stand on any surface five times a day for up to ten minutes each use. During this time, your Stand can Magnetize One Person, but the magnetic affect will only be as strong as a fridge magnet.

You will be given $450 in useless Monopoly Money.

Enjoy your residency!

– ⋆ δCaeli

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tfw when you’re refreshing the isola page over and over to get approval to officially call dio a bitch

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Heaven Ascended Mariah by bisquared

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concept : dio doesnt abandon all his kids and makes an attempt to raise them along with his agents . mariah and midler usually take care of gio in dio’s absence. also gio doesnt have to live with a bowlcut and has always had kinda curly hair.