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Big pharma made me a twink

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I need a cigarette and my mothers approval

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happy deluxe revenge ❤️

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Never give me beer and access to a lighter ill start setting shit on fire

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Sorry i cant hang out my to do list is pretty packed

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Drunk driving would be lit in the apocalypse

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If youve talked to be before ive eaten im so sorry

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A young rat stands alone in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2006, is the day he is banging out the tunes.

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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

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Talking with my roommates at what point in a relationship you can fart around each other

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Noo you’re still cute the Alcohol Dependency thing just surprised me

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Thank god I’m not a gay guy I’d be Evil as fuck probably killing people too

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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3

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Six beers and a pack of cigarettes watch out world

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news is looking pretty good lately