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mel king + meditations in an emergency by Cameron Awkward-Rich

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mel being a caretaker making sure everyone else is taken care of before her and then she meets frank someone who within hours of meeting mel sees as a person who can take care of HER and someone she felt so strongly about that she felt abandoned by him when he left. and it felt great when he came back. yeah sorry she is taking that woman’s husband and he’s putting her through the fucking mattress

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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

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sudden urge to burst into tears. im not a toddler i just agree with their beliefs

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melfrank confirmed evil. the haters were right

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everyone who runs a family or couple vlog deserves jail time im not joking

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real things the pitt characters have said

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trinity's attempts at buddying up with victoria are sO funny. she's all like, okay, so, the nickname thing didn't work but now it's stuck in my head (there's a non zero chance she has no idea what victoria's name is), how can i make this right? oh, I KNOW! i'll try bragging about a procedure i did and then when she doesn't bite i'm gonna backpedal SO HARD and start insulting her. ... wait. shit. messed that up again. okay, gonna try a different tactic. i'll open with a disarming joke, this went so well last time. THEN i'll apologize. THEN i will tell this 20 y/o with a chip on her shoulder that i really wanna be her friend bc her mom rules. okay, that's done, does she seem like she's on board? eh, maybe. good enough. i will now decide that we're friends enough for me to go back to the nickname she's explicitly told me she hates multiple times.

boom. offer her a fist bump. hell yeah. you've done did it again, santos.

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mel + becca

THE PITT (2025- )

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Patrick Ball as Dr. Frank Langdon The Pitt, 9:00 A.M.

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fujoshi dog

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Last rays in a snowy forest

niiloi

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best part of yapper/silent during sex ships is all the reactions you get to give the silent partner tho, like langdon doesn't need her to say anything bc now he gets to use his big brain to track all her reactions, it's like candy to his hyperactive neurons. she gets to be his singular focus, his observational research project. the way her blush travels down her neck and chest to meet her pretty pink nipples, the way she'll silently mouth his name when he crooks his fingers just right. he wraps his big hand around her jaw to keep her looking at him so when she comes he can watch her eyes scrunch shut and hear her throaty little gasps up close. gets down on his knees and spends an hour or two fingering her and watching her pussy clench and hands spasm in the sheets so he knows exactly how to stroke her without her telling him. folds her legs up so her knees are at her ears and he can see everything without any obstruction even though she's trying to hide her face in a pillow and shying away. he'll pull her right back underneath him, he's not done observing. (power-of-attorney anon, i'm back hi)

power of attorney anon my best friend power of attorney anon. your mind.

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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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stuff richie says (2/?)

the bear (2022-)