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I Have No Doubt (1780 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

More Dart and Wafer interactions, because they've taken over my brain.

Beast Ancients AU, and it's OC's, are all made by @cuppajj

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I Have No Doubt (772 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Basically just how Holy Dart became a member of the Lambs Of Penance, because I listened to a song once (I have no doubt by Chxrlotte) and decided to write it down. AU by @cuppajj, none of these OC's are mine!

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Everything you hate about me was a cruel, sick, DNA guarantee (3031 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jungleberry Cookie/Royal Berry Cookie | King Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie & Royal Berry Cookie | King Cookie, Princess Cookie & Royal Berry Cooke | King Cookie (Cookie Run) Characters: Royal Berry Cookie | King Cookie, Mentioned Wildberry Cookie | Hollyberry Cookie's Bodyguard (Cookie Run), Jungleberry Cookie (Cookie Run), Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run), Princess Cookie (Cookie Run) Additional Tags: i almost made myself cry writing this, Angst, Hollyberry's bad parenting is it's own warning, Hollyberry is depressed, Royal Berry is depressed, everyone is depressed, besides Jungleberry and Princess, of course, They don't have mommy issues like Royal Berry, or war PTSD like Hollyberry, brb, They know how to drink RESPONSIBLY, unlike Royal Berry and Hollyberry, I'm taking them both to AA rq Summary: Royal Berry sees his mom, gets drunk, cries.

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Child-like Mother and Fatherly child (930 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply I wrote this because I was sad - Character, Will write a better one later (maybe), Hollyberry come get your son, he has mommy issues - Character, fix it., please - Character, The silly cookie game hurt me Summary: Royal Berry feeding his daughter and remembering. I was sad.

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The Day When It Was Havoc In Toon City (371 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 1/5 Fandom: Dandy's World (Roblox) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: The toons cause havoc, and Delilah picks one to experiment on and destroy. This is his first fic!! He's so excited to share this with you guys! He hopes you like it! He's just starting to write stuff, so be nice pls!!

My brother's first fic!!! I know nothing about Dandy's World but he does!! He's a cool kid!! OC (from the Teagan x OC thing) is not his! He borrowed it! He wanted me to let you know! OC's name is Cody! The other two are named Jessie and Nugget! They are also not his! There's Tody and Toedy, Those are his!

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Random OC drabble (He's not mine tho!!!!) (1092 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Basically, the hc where Golden Cheese does not understand why the son of Burning Spice Cookie would EVER be intimidated by the Cookie who held the other half of his father's Soul Jam.

Flaming Spice, the OC, is by @bl0ssom-skies

Go check 'em out!

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@just-a-normal-potato Dude!!! I wrote that!!! TYSM!!!!!!!

happy mothers day 🫶

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Your Honor, In Defense Of The Neobeasts, They're Just A Little Silly (7389 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Made this in the car. Beast Ancients AU, and all it's characters, belong to @cuppajj

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Your Honor, In Defense Of The Neobeasts, They're Just A Little Silly (5121 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Pure Vanilla Cookie/White Lily Cookie | Saint Lily Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Hollyberry Cookie & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Golden Cheese Cookie & Pure Vanilla Cookie (Cookie Run), Golden Cheese Cookie & Hollyberry Cookie (Cookie Run)

Summary:

You know how, in the Disney+ show Win or Lose, they're all living out the same week, with the same events, but from different perspectives? Ya, what if that was that....but with the Neobeasts?

Or,

The average Neobeasts meeting. Ever wonder that's like? Well I did.

Inspired by that one post by the AU's creator, @cuppajj

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I was right?! That was a complete accident lol. I just saw Burning Spice and Yellow Feather's art and I was like......how can we make this more torturous for this character?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65926351/chapters/170096605#workskin

Habiti, did you find what you were looking for?

Yellow Feather groaned softly, her eyes felt too heavy, her limbs out of her control.

Habibti?

She turned her head vaguely to the voice of the cookie calling.

Daughter, are you awake?

A warmth enveloped her. Slowly, the world returned to her.

She was in a room, her room. She could recognize every detail, from the handmade stone bricks of the walls, to the cool stone floors. Her blanket, on the bed beside her, was thick and perfect for staving off the cold of the desert’s nights.

Habiti, there are guests!

I decided to write another chapter. Idk. Basically, Feather dreams. Feather would like to revoke her dream privileges. Whenever she's asleep, she just has flashbacks(?) and weird voices talk to her in caverns of gold. Feather is very concerned.

AU is not mine, but by @cuppajj

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Yellow Feather is Very Tired(tm) (2191 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cut Golden Cheese Kingdom Concept Cookies & Rich Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run) Characters: Rich Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run), Cut Golden Cheese Kingdom Concept Cookies (Cookie Run), Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run), Celestial cheese cookie

I decided to write another chapter. Idk. Basically, Feather dreams. Feather would like to revoke her dream privileges. Whenever she's asleep, she just has flashbacks(?) and weird voices talk to her in caverns of gold. Feather is very concerned.

AU is not mine, but by @cuppajj

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Yellow Feather is Very Tired(tm) (2191 words) by I_am_anidiot Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Cookie Run (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cut Golden Cheese Kingdom Concept Cookies & Rich Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run) Characters: Rich Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run), Cut Golden Cheese Kingdom Concept Cookies (Cookie Run), Golden Cheese Cookie (Cookie Run), Celestial cheese cookie Summary:

She looked down at the note she’d found. For some reason, she hadn’t wanted to share the find with the others. It was so rare to discover a near perfectly-preserved piece of paper, much less one with the ink still staining its pages! She sat down in the farthest corner of the sleeping tent, on her makeshift bed of soft pillows, and began to read.

A random drabble based on my running theory that Yellow Feather is Golden Cheese. If you're from the future and I was completely wrong, um, ignore me. If it isn't wrong, then I called it here and now.

AU by @cuppajj.