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not news but i love girls

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DEAN WINCHESTER SUPERNATURAL (2005)

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nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

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i hope my deer caught in headlights stare and off-putting nature captivates you

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i NEEEEED your thoughts on dean being a little shit RIGHT TF NOWWWW

like, all i can think of his him being so over the top flirty and everyone around him is sooo over it, like, BEYOND over it bc man has NO filter ( not in a bad way tho ) and NO shame

and yk… maybe how someone would try to correct him 👀 ( if that’s even possible smh ) 💕💕

okay so i’m picturing early seasons drunk!dean being way too much and trying to pick up girls at a bar bc he thinks reader doesn’t have the same reciprocal feelings towards him.

and so he’s hitting on every girl in the joint with the same pickup lines he’s been using his entire life, but all the women are uninterested (or at least appear that way) because you’re sitting at the table watching dean with the deepest scowl on your face—like a scary jealous guard dog.

but dean’s too drunk to notice.

until finally you’ve had enough of his drunken behaviour, and you head over to him borderline harassing a girl.

“dean, enough.”

“huh? sweetheart, do you mind? i’m kinda busy right now.”

the girl he’s talking to smiles awkwardly at you.

“dean, i said enough. we’re going. now.”

“you can head out. i’m staying.”

you sigh, shooting an apologetic look to the girl, before grabbing dean by the jaw, guiding his eyes to yours.

“i’m not telling you again, winchester. we’re leaving and you’re coming with me.”

dean’s dick twitches in his pants—your stern commanding voice breaking through the drunken barrier surrounding his brain. his glossy eyes narrow for a moment, searching yours, before he cracks an inquisitive smirk. “alright, fine.”

he bids farewell to the girl, closes his tab, and follows you out to the impala. it’s like words don’t even matter because you’re on each other the second you reach the car, slipping into the backseat, hands everywhere, lips locked, quiet groans.

you pull him out and he whines, his dick leaking all over your hand because you’re finally touching him, finally with him.

but you’re still kinda mad at him, and so you’re jerking him off slowly, edging him until he’s teary-eyed and apologising, hips rolling up into your hand, begging to cum for you.

“you wanna cum? tell me you’re not gonna act like that again. tell me you’re mine. tell me this cock’s mine.”

“s’yours. i’m yours… always have been. please– fuck!”

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SUPERNATURAL 4.14 — "Sex and Violence"

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fuck marry kill tf141 (just double up one of them so it works!!)

marrying ghost !!!! didn’t even have to think about that 😼

fucking price bc dilf and soap bc he’s ghost’s lil bf (ghost, price and i are all sharing soap tho that man’s a horny lil mutt heheh)

killing gaz which breaks my heart and also feels deeply problematic 😭 my sincerest apologies but he seems too normal and well-rounded for me (but if he suddenly comes back alive i’m here for a gazprice ménage à trois 😈😈)

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you have can only choose 1 to have for the rest of your life [challenge on bbg😏] and ignore if that’s not the brand of stuff you drink lol

bee i feel so seen by this but it’s such a betrayal 💔

gonna have to say goodbye to vegemite and the coffee milk, simply bc it’s not big m (the goated coffee milk brand over here)

keeping my frozen grapes bc i loooove them but if you put big m or dare i would’ve kept coffee milk heheheh 😼😼

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God doesn’t answer out here

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top 3 birds of paradise based on their mating dances

genevieve always with the most normal inboxes <3 anyways i skimmed through bird docs for these so here u go 🦅🦅

1. western parotia bc they have like 9 dance routines

2. peacocks bc they’re the og divas

3. superb bird of paradise bc they’re actual weirdos like get away from her ‼️

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MOC!Dean being tormented by nightmares is hot af (sorry, Dean, ilu, but it’s true)

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Fuck marry kill: demon dean, endverse dean, dean smith

MARRY DEMON DEAN IMMEDIATELY !!!!!! drunk karaoke and gooooood sex until i die is an instant yes for me 🤝🏻

killing dean smith bc meh

and fucking endverse dean bc it’d be dirty n rough and i’m so here for it <3

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top 3 supernatural characters?

1. dean… obviously <3

2. castiel my pookie bear

3. it’s a toss-up between crowley and bobby </3 …both?

(my honourable mentions: rowena, meg, claire, charlie, bela, garth, and benny !!!)

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fuck marry kill

beau arlen, mark meachum, jason teague

MARRY BEAU ARLEN !!! perfect southern gentleman !!!!!!

i’m gonna say fuck jason teague bc he’s a charming lil mental case <3

and then kill mark meachum bc we don’t know him yet !!! whoops 😼