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Y/N : Sans hit on me and asked me out, ugh i can't believe I'm gonna fuck that skeleton
Undyne : ??? You don't have to???
Y/N : No I'm gonna
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Prologue: Distress Call
The End is Near (Gravity Falls x Reader)
Masterlist | Chapter 1 →
Word count: 1.2 k.
WARNING: Violence, monsters and blood.
Note: thank you for stopping by and reading! Comments, likes, and reblogs are greatly appreciated! For those who come from my profile and are waiting for Chapter 6 of OSYGM, it's on its way!
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ROADKILL COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE
Transcript of 911 distress call
10/2/1980 - 1:13 A.M.
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RW: Rita Woorley, Dispatcher.
CS: Caroline Simmons, Victim.
JS: Jeremy Simmons, Victim (?).
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RW: 911, where’s your emergency?
CS: *heavy breathing* *clothing shifting* *distant objects clattering*
RW: Hello? Is anyone there?
CS: *heavy breathing* *distant clatter*
RW: *sighs* For God’s sake, these kids and their pranks.
CS: Please… help me…
RW: Hello? Ma’am, what’s the address of your emergency?
CS: Trantow Fields, house 131 in Gravity Falls. I’m Caroline Simmons and I-I need police here… Just, please, hurry. *distant door banging*
RW: *typing* Alright, and what’s the emergency?
CS: *rapid breathing* It’s my husband… I don’t know what’s happening… Oh God- *distant clatter* *a male voice screaming*
RW: Police are on their way, ma’am. Tell me what’s happening.
CS: I-I don’t know… he’s gone insane… he was fine this mornin’, s-sick with a bug but he was his chipper self. But-
JS: *distant shout* CAROLINE! LET ME OUT, SWEETIE!
RW: Ma’am, are you in a safe place?
CS: *hyperventilating* Y-Yes! I barricaded the bedroom, where he’s at… *heavy breathing* I-I locked myself in the kitchen. *crying*
RW: Ok. Take a deep breath, ma’am. Police are around five minutes away from where you are. Keep walking me through what happened.
CS: *heavy breathing* S-Sorry… I… I woke up to him holding a knife… h-he… he… *distant hurried banging* he tried to stab me… H-He had crazy eyes… his mouth was bleedin’, I think he bit his lip too hard… *loud crash*
RW: Ma’am?
JS: CAROLINE! *door falling* *distant hurried footsteps*
CS: Oh my God… h-he broke the door… HE BROKE THE DOOR! SOMEBODY! SAVE ME!
RW: Ma’am, you need to calm down. Take a deep breath. Is your husband still armed?
CS: No… I took the knife from him. Oh my God… what happened to my Jeremy? *crying*
RW: Ma’am, take a deep breath. Police are close.
CS: *whispering* *hyperventilating* I think he’s downstairs… I-I can hear him… *footsteps grow louder*
RW: Ma’am, remain calm.
CS: *heavy breathing* *loud distant footsteps*
CS: *soft knocking* *muffled bizarre breathing*
JS: Caroline? Honey, it’s me… There’s something wrong… I don’t know what’s happening to me…
CS: *crying* Jeremy… Please don’t hurt me…
JS: Sweetie, I need you to open the door, please…
RW: Ma’am, do not open the door. Police are close.
CS: *hysterical crying* YOU’RE NOT MY JEREMY!
JS: Caroline, I know you’re scared, but please, I need you to open the door.
CS: *hysterical crying*
JS: Darling? Do you remember our wedding vows where I promised to always protect you?
CS: *crying* Y-Yes, I-I remember.
JS: I can’t protect you if the door’s closed… So please, open it. I want to see you.
CS: *sniffling* *heavy breathing* *phone clatters on the floor*
RW: Ma’am, do not open the door… Hello?
CS: Please… Jeremy, love, don’t hurt me. *kitchen door opens*
JS: I’m so sorry for scaring you, darling. *distorted breathing*
CS: …
RW: Ma’am? Are you there? Hello?
*Call is abruptly disconnected*
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ROADKILL COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE
Transcript of 911 distress call
10/2/1980 - 1:27 A.M.
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EK: Elmer Kain, Dispatcher.
DM: Dylan Moss, Victim.
LW: Lawrence Woodworth, Victim.
KB: Kyle Baker, Victim.
UM: Unidentified Male.
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EK: 911, what’s your emergency?
DM: HOLY SHIT! FINALLY! WE NEED AN AMBULANCE! HURRY!
EK: Sir, remain calm, what’s your location?
DM: W-W-We are at a… *heavy breathing* fuck, sorry, at Gravity Falls High School! Please hurry, somebody’s bleeding to death!
LW: *distant* Kyle, do not fall asleep!
EK: *typing* An ambulance is on its way. Walk me through what’s happening.
DM: W-We were working on a f-final project and was g-getting late so we went to drop our friend Kyle at his house! B-But this fucking thing... it just- *crying*
LW: *distant* S-Something came out of the forest and tore K-Kyle’s stomach out!
EK: Were you able to catch sight of what it was?
DM: *crying* We don’t know! I-It was too f-fucking dark… I… we… I’m so fucking scared!
LW: *distant* I-It looked human, but it… it wasn’t human? I-I don’t know! It had huge claws!
KB: *coughing* * groaning in pain*
EK: What’s the current state of your friend?
DM: *crying* H-He’s breathing but his stomach is just… gone… it’s like a… *retches*... pile of mush o-on the floor. *retches*
EK: Take a deep breath… are you applying pressure to the wound?
DM: *crying* I-I’m so scared…
LW: *distant* W-We are! We tied m-my hoodie and I-Im’ pressing on it but he’s getting paler!
KB: *coughing* I want my mom…
DM: *crying* H-Hold on, man. H-Help is on the way…
EK: The ambulance is five minutes away, keep applying pressure. Do not hang up the phone.
DM: *branches and leaves snapping* *distant footsteps* … what the fuck?
LW: *distant* DYLAN! LOOK AT THE FUCKING FOREST!
DM: … Kyle? But… he’s right here… what?
EK: What’s happening?
KB: *distant coughing* *crying* Mom…
LW: *distant* GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM US!
EK: Hello? What’s going on?
DM: *distant footsteps* Holy shit… it’s… I… it’s Kyle, but… Kyle’s also… bleeding on the floor.
EK: What? I don’t quite understand.
UM: *distorted crying* Mom…
LW: *distant* FUCK! WHAT DO WE DO!?
DM: I DON’T KNOW! HELP… PLEASE!
UM: *distorted crying* I want my mom…
EK: What’s happening? Dylan?
DM: *incoherent screams* *distorted roar*
*Call is abruptly disconnected*
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ROADKILL COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE
Transcript of 911 distress call
10/2/1980 - 1:33 A.M.
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KJ: Keneth Jarvis, Dispatcher.
TB: Tabitha Roberts, Victim.
UF: Unidentified Female.
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KJ: 911, where’s your emergency?
TB: *distant glass tapping* Hello? My name is Tabitha Roberts, I live on Oakley Road, house 28 in Gravity Falls. I need the cops.
KJ: Alright miss, what’s the emergency?
TB: *distant glass tapping* Someone… no, scratch that, something is trying to break into my house.
KJ: *typing* Uh, sorry… I’m a bit confused by your statement. “Something” is trying to break in?
TB: *distant glass tapping* I… I just don’t even know how to describe it. I got home from work about twenty minutes ago when I heard something banging on my backyard door.
KJ: Uh-huh.
TB: *distant glass tapping* I opened the curtains and… well… you’re definitely not going to believe this but… something that looks like me is trying to smash the glass and come in.
KJ: … Pardon?
TB: *distant glass tapping* I know it sounds insane but you have to believe! The weird part is that it looks like me but at the same time, there’s something wrong… I can’t place it… I think it’s the eyes… the skin looks loose…
KJ: Uh… O-Ok miss, a unit has been dispatched to your place, please stay on the line. Are you in a safe place?
TB: *distant glass tapping* No, I’m in the living room, it’s the only place where I have a landline. I’m staring at the… thing… Jesus Christ, it doesn’t even fucking blink!
TB: *distant glass banging* *sound of glass cracking* Oh God… the glass… it has a crack…
KJ: Miss?
TB: *distant glass banging* FUCK! IT’S BREAKING THE GLASS!
KJ: Miss, remain calm. Do you have a place where you can hide?
TB: *glass breaks* FUCK! HELP ME! PLEASE! IT’S COMING AT ME!
KJ: Miss, find a place to hide, police are on their way.
TB: *incoherent screams* *glass and furniture breaking* GET OFF ME!
KJ: Miss, what’s going on?
TB: *something is smashed against the ground* …
KJ: Miss Tabitha? Is everything alright?
TB: … *footsteps*
KJ: Hello? Miss Tabitha?
UF: *distorted* Hello? My name is Tabitha Roberts, I live on Oakley Road, house 28 in Gravity Falls. I need the cops.
*Call is abruptly disconnected*
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It's affection, always
Warnings: mentions of morning sex, most just a little drabble idea, engagement, proposal
for @actuallysaiyan, my beloved!
All Smite’s love is anything but soft. It’s difficult to call it love at all with how often he rejects even the idea of such softness. He’ll never gently wake you with kisses in the morning, instead, he wakes you up by shoving his cock inside of you from behind and scattering biting kisses on your shoulder. Except, sometimes late at night when he’s slipping into the bed beside your sleeping form, he kisses your cheek so gently it’s like a dusting of affection you’re unaware of.
You don’t get flowers for your anniversary. Instead, you pretend not to notice how he doesn’t remember. A week later when an old memory pops up on his phone, it dawns on him. You find a gift waiting for you on the bed, a dress he’d seen you ogling online a few weeks back. He’ll never acknowledge the gift or that he gave it to you. But when he sees you wearing it, his heart flutters.
All Smite considers himself affectionate towards you. The rare moments of softness he gives you, whether you realize it or not, make him feel weak. It’s something he’s never shown anyone.
One afternoon, he finds you in the kitchen clutching a cup of tea and crying your eyes out. His heart is broken at the sight of you. There’s an envelope with his name on it. You’re trembling when you look up at him.
“Are you hurt?” he asks and leans against the wall.
“N-no,” you answer, feeling the sting of his callousness.
“You must be ill then, to be making such a fuss.”
“I just didn’t expect you home so early.”
He tosses a small box onto the kitchen table. It slides across to you, knocking into the cup you’re holding. With trembling hands, you push the cup aside to grab the box.
“I came home early to give you that,” he explains as you open the box to reveal a dazzling engagement ring. “I thought you might want to get married or something.”
You begin to cry even harder, your sobs shaking through your body as you look down at the ring.
“Aren’t people usually happy about shit like this?” he groans.
“I-I am happy,” you cry pitifully. “I just…I just didn't think you would want to. I didn’t know you…Love me.”
He scoffs, “Don’t I always take care of you?”
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(you need to view the image or you'll just like the post)
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The best fuckin post on this website, istg










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Don’t like my posts or I’ll think you want to fuck me
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i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
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IM SLOWLY GETTING BETTER AT DRAWING LEO💙💙
He maybe without his katanas but why he still strapped. 🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣🫣
ignore ALL ANATOMICALLY QUESTIONABLE ISSUES. I AM LAZY
might draw a donnie next. want to appreciate mr purple nurple!
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-character: sanemi
-anime: kimetsu no yaiba
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