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I never watched any Luca trailers before the movie and honestly that’s gotta be the best decision of my life cause they’re all so. so bad. i strongly believe that if I had watched any of the trailers, I’d never have watched the movie.

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my colleague, they would know. you're forgetting about her

✋this. Is completely cursed. the legs. the shoes. how positively delightful. wow.

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Giulia: why do I let you talk me into stuff like this

Alberto: it was literally your idea

Luca: you made graphs

Alberto: and diagrams

Luca: and code names

Giulia: ...shut up

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Giulia: there’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot

Giulia: luca and alberto use that line as a jump rope

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This one frame incites a primal and indescribable emotion in me

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Hi! If you’re new here, I’m Andie, and that’s not my real name! I have a question for all my fellow Luca fans, what is your personal head canon for adult Alberto’s appearance? This is just a little poll. If none of the three main options fit, go ahead and comment what you think for the whole world to see!

Bear. Pictures courtesy of Tamako on Twitter,

Thin and scruffy. Pictures courtesy of Discobiscotto on Instagram, and here too,

Fit and clean. Original illustration courtesy of Kenna Jean Harris on Instagram and colored by Adam Jumsters on Twitter.

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me when I remember that “Alberto calls himself Signor Vespa” isn’t a fandom thing and is, in fact, canon: :)

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it’s really funny how Luca dreamed up exactly what he wanted, and the universe just handed it to him like it was some monkey’s paw situation

yeah you want an outwardly confident 5’4 tan boy with a yellow tank + brown shorts standing on a boat. here you go. he’s really cool & gonna show you the surface & super obsessed w you too,

but watch out!

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i had this vision in mind for over a month and i finally found my drawing tablet cord

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I think y’all need to see this:

from Deanna Marsigliese’s instagram

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@lucapizzelles THAAAAANK YOU. THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE WORDS OUT OF MY MOUTH.

Yes, yes, yes. Absolutely the food insecurity part (I have a whole slew of headcanons regarding that, but I’ll spare you for now), but also: motherfucker lived on an island for over a year, and then moved in with Massimo. Having a fucked up metabolism (as a result of malnutrition), then being thrown into a home where you’re getting senshi-esc meals 3 times per day is a recipe for rapid weight gain.

anyway,

I JUST REALIZED ALBERTO IS THE COLORS OF THE BEAR FLAG. VINDICATION

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Luca loves Isola del Mare. At the end of the movie, it was presented as the eye of a storm — a break of golden light in an otherwise dim environment — because, to him, the island was an overall positive experience. It was a place of exploration, liberation, friendship, and budding dreams.

But Alberto hated it.

This line makes that fact clear enough:

Isola del Mare was a place of hurt. It was keeping him being okay, because instead of it being an icon of newfound freedom and joy, it was an icon of isolation, abandonment, abuse.

Luca would go back. Luca wants to go back, but Alberto does not, despite the summer he spent there with Luca, because one month of fun doesn’t nullify possible years of forced solitude.

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[circa 1995]

Luca: Alberto, did you see? They came out with this new thing — the bear pride flag — and look! It’s in your colors.

Alberto: Oh wow, you’re right!

[circa 1998]

Luca: Look at that! Bisexual flag, and it’s this time it’s the colors of your scales. What a coincidence, right?

Alberto: Huh. Neat.

[circa 2019]

Alberto: What is that?

Luca: Gay man flag. Me.

Alberto:

Luca:

Alberto:

Luca:

Alberto: Okay, this has gotten way too fuckin’ weird for me.

Luca: Agreed.

I JUST REALIZED ALBERTO IS THE COLORS OF THE BEAR FLAG. VINDICATION

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I JUST REALIZED ALBERTO IS THE COLORS OF THE BEAR FLAG. VINDICATION

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someone forces Alberto into therapy, and it takes a while for him to open up, but when he does the therapist is just like