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gghhhrraaannnnnnngggg purple prose caveman hhhhhh
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" ------ I WAS CERTAIN that that would be an interesting specimen you would enjoy . many refer to it as SILPHIUM ; rendered thusly unidentifiable by modern scholars , forgotten to time . " speaks the the man of conquest , so adhered to the burning of forests as opposed to tending them .
he deems her a fool . a zealot . that if he'd needed her for anything , gods know why , he'd not entertain the torment of her presence .
vandal swats a prickled vine of thorns from his face with an unenthused snarl . how anyone could deem this place beautiful , he'd never understand . surely , there was beauty in the chaos . within the aching branches and verdant grasses , knee-high and springing . and all the more tempting to burn down .
" there isn't a need to swear fealty to me over a single plant . unless , of course , you desire such luxuries . " he'd walked the world like he'd owned it . " however , your cooperation would be greatly appreciated , my dear .
... depending on how much war you could stomach . "
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โ THEย CHILDRENย SPEAK,ย ANDย GIVEย UNTOย HERย THEIRย GRATITUDE.ย Aย preciousย specimenย difficultย toย cultivateย evenย inย theย bestย ofย conditions,ย anย excellentย additionย toย herย sanctuary,ย andย oneย givenย soย freelyย byย herย leastย expectedย allyย ofย nature.ย Butย beย heย allyย orย opportunist?ย ย ย ย โย .ย .ย .ย Andย whatย doย youย wantย inย exchange,ย Vandal?ย โย
#kisses u#( ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ . ) | incharacter .#greenleads#ready to cause some problemsssssss#ur so right bestie this dude has ancient plants never seen by humankind for like 2000 years or whatever#' would u like an ancient plant ' yes absolutely yes .
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@greenleads ivy vc; thirsty for the ichor of death, are you?
" hmph . as if I would be the one man to be desperate to die . you flatter yourself with such words . "
#greenleads#hehehhehehe ... HHHHHEH#also bestie got ur starter drafted ;)#( ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ . ) | incharacter .
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Iย feelย everythingย inย thisย park.ย Iย amย notย merelyย aย partย ofย thisย place.ย Iย AMย thisย place. written by Kosm
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bite bite bite bite bite bite
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bat bat bat bat bat bat
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I really need to go through my follows list โฆ
Please like to remain mutuals ๐
#NEW MUTUALS ARE SAFE .#CURRENT MUTUALS ARE SAFE .#INACTIVES ARE SAFE .#i'm just talking about the people who like unfollowed me at some point basically .#does this make sense .#a VAST majority of you will survive the purge .#OHIREYUEWRHERWHUHEWRLJWERHI#edit : i also have like ... new follows in my absence i gotta go through .
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I really need to go through my follows list โฆ
Please like to remain mutuals ๐
#I noticed some people broke mutuals with me & thatโs okay !#Iโll clean it up tomorrow#I usually never unfollow someone for inactivety#just so you all know !#Iโm probably not gonna unfollow anyone who IS a mutual tbh#itโs basically clearing out any non mutuals#( ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ . ) | outofcharacter .
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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.
"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.
"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver
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We've all got masks we put on ยฉ
@playedbetter | An indie multimuse featuring 150+ muses from fandoms such as: DC Comics, Dragon Age, Dead By Daylight, and more! I dabble in a variety of genres and tones going from light hearted slice of life to heavy horror & crime drama
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thanks to everyone giving me a warm welcome back . I am currently unmedicated and dealing with a lot of stress , including some pretty annoying tech issues today . so thank you for being very kind .
#that being said it's hard to write seriously due to missing my meds#they help me focus#hopefully i'll get them soon .#( ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ . ) | outofcharacter .
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SURPRISE , those who followed a very mysterious trail of meat . for at its end is none other than ... VANDAL SAVAGE .
#or maybe not a surprise at all !#maybe you knew this entire time !#canned studio applause .#( ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ . ) | crackpost .
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"A trail of meat? No, my dear." The External makes a dismissive little 'go, go' gesture with her hand, as if shooing away an ill-mannered, uh, Vandal. "We're no longer living in the house with the livestock."
In the background, a surly, white rooster ruffles his feathers on the couch, then warbles, fixing one milky, blind eye on Shar.
"I've no desire to live the Dark Ages again. Clean it up and plate your trap properly. Shoo!" 'Shoo shoo', goes that manicured hand. "Quick like a rabbit, Master Savage!"
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this is funny
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marble dracula : i hope you're not going to do anything stupid
vandal , who is also dracula : i'm marrying into the british royal family & making vampirism a widespread strain
#anno savage ...#( ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ . ) | dashcomm .
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IF THERE WAS A RULE THAT HUMANKIND WAS BORN WITH , IT IS THIS : ALL THAT I DARE TO TAKE ๐ฐ๐บ ๐ด๐ ๐ถ๐พ๐ต .
#BRUTALAGE , an independent roleplay blog for DC's very own reprehensible , empire-conquering caveman . comics-based only . as written by WULF , 25+ writer , 18+ only . MINORS & NON-ROLEPLAY BLOGS , DO NOT INTERACT .
please read the rules before following . CARRD HERE .
#pretend my carrd doesn't have my old name on it <3#AND JUST REBLOG THIS#OOOOoOOooOoooooOOoh#you wanna reblog this so badly
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in the evil kitchen cooking evil meals .
#OKAY time for some BLOG UPKEEP ... !#not me changing my writer name by ONE LETTER .#do you know how many wolves I've seen ? a lot .#fine . i'll name myself after beowulf . ya know . THE guy .#wulf ... :)
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