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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!
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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale
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im kinda like superman if he got hit by the kryptonite that makes him gay
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things they should teach baseball players as soon as they go pro:
how to manage your money so you aren't broke at 40
sometimes your soulmate is a man
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This 'impossible' crane shot from Mikhail Kalatozov's SOY CUBA (1964) ...
IS the greatest and quite remarkable one shot scene of them all.
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I just learned about spiny rats and they just look exactly like that sounds

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this comic by raven lyn clemens.... Yeah
EDIT: this comic is by BRUCE N DUNCAN! Sorry for the confusion!
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“sir my puppy is lost” little boy I smoked your puppy in a joint. Because it’s really small
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Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money
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I Have No Mouth But Throat Game Crazy
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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen
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ah but you see. you've betrayed your understanding of marx as a revolutionary figure, and not just a philosophical and economic writer, as is indicated by your choice in making him be a service top for engels, and not a findom brat,
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