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Thor wearing the strongest avenger hat to give himself that extra bit of confidence when working out is just perfect.

The hat is available at LoveAndThunder.com 🧢

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hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

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I feel this in my soul

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Imagine being the employee who got to do this. I would treasure this memory for the rest of my life.

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cool that there’s a trans guy character in that new baymax series or whatever. idc it will never detract how funny it is to me that they thought a man saying “these are the type of pads i use for my period” wasn’t an obvious enough signifier of him being trans so they just. put him in a trans t shirt. like JUST. a tshirt. in case you missed that this is the trans character. this is the trans character guys. cant you tell by the Giant Trans Flag he’s wearing

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wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here

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“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans need more than seven hours of sleep each night to maintain cognitive performance. After ten days of just seven hours of sleep, the brain is as dysfunctional as it would be after going without sleep for twenty-four hours. Three full nights of recovery sleep (i.e., more nights than a weekend) are insufficient to restore performance back to normal levels after a week of short sleeping. Finally, the human mind cannot accurately sense how sleep-deprived it is when sleep-deprived.”

— Matthew Walker PhD, Why We Sleep: Unlocking the Power of Sleep and Dreams (via themedicalstate)

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The number 24 is considered “gay” in Brazil, so straight men will have candles like this for their 24th birthdays…

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who is she

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My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times

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I love this

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

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I know I don't have many followers, but there are currently 48 people in the running for Alaskan Congress. I'd love for this to get notes just to spread the fun and hopefully let everyone know that even Santa is sick of American politics at this point.

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i like to pretend i'm an intellectual but in my heart the 3oh!3 taio cruz ke$ha katy perry avril lavigne lmfao nicki minaj cobra starship rihanna cascada britney spears lady gaga era of music reigns supreme. ipod touch with the cracked screen type beat