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Hate when i bring up house to someone irl and they go “omg i love house” and then they start talking exclusively about the scenes you see in tiktok clips like no ur ass does not love house stop lying to me
#‘chase wouldnt do that hes not cute hes a pedo’#’haha lupus right? its never lupus!’#im gonna grab your arm and take a giant bite and its gonna become septic and youre gonna die#shut UPPP!!!!!!!!!#mind beam mind beam deadly mind beam
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he’s like if a can of beans made a wish to be human
#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#james wilson#opening his head with a can opener#and the only thing inside is beans#i love him
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Being a chase fan and being on house tiktok is not for the weakhearted if i see one more “haha 9 year old cancer haha” joke im gonna KILL MYSELF shut UP
#he was literally canonically bisexual#he kept getting flirted with by guys because he was too pretty#and he kept fucking giggling over it#and you focus on the ONE SCENE where he kisses a dying child#yeah that was bad#unfortunately#theres also another like 175 episodes of the show where he doesnt do that#and instead acts like the stupid gay little twink he is#so#shut up#loser
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Just told my grandma about how ive been watching house lately and she said i should be committed to an asylum
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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby
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sharing this beautiful piece from my twt because i feel like this deserves at least like 5 likes okay
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Hot take idgaf what fics i read i just read whatever i feel like in the moment but if i read the tags and see ‘dont like dont read’ im not reading your fic im sorry. Because it tells me you didnt write it with the passion in your heart you wrote it because your niche is pissing people off in fandom arguments online, enough to end up spending time thinking about how your fic would piss people off instead of just focusing on the quality. You could write the most fucked up fic but no ‘dont like dont read’ im down to read it, as soon as you add those 4 words im narrowing my eyes and scrolling past it
#also most of these fics tend to be really low quality#like the whole point is being morally grey instead of just being a good read#also in general if you write fics and are constantly thinking like#’heh. see how you feel about this one antis’#its like shut up dude#who gives a shit#green stench wafting off of you go climb a tree or something#’antis dni’ ‘proshippers dni’ both of you dni ewww u stink
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Dude im not a professional i just look up shit i hear about in house md when i get curious but maybe…….. dont put unlabeled ai responses that look exactly the same as non-ai results at the top of the page. Especially if it only happens with serious medical issues. I dunno maybe im the friend thats too woke maybe i need 2 Stay In My Lane or whatever
#also if u say ‘oh but it says references’ im gonna kill u#literally who is reading that#it otherwise looks exactly like an nhs result#at least on mobile#im gonna kill you john google
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Thought id get mad that growing up meant i could no longer call myself neurodivergent and a minor but now i can call myself a jobless freeloading bum which might be better. Hooray for aging!!!!!!
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16 episodes of house in a day and a half im autistically recreating house’s personality in my head and speaking exactly like him. Hes like a symbiote. Unsure if this is a good or a bad thing maybe itll make me smarter or maybe itll make me worse with drugs or MAYBE. Both?
#house md#drugs mentioned#all i need is vicodin and slightly less self awareness#which is awesome because the autism already ticks off that second box
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Homework so stressful it made me start watching house md
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‘Relative uncertainty is relative uncertainty as a percentage’ right. Yeah man. Thanks for the clarification

Guys im sorry to schoolpost but i might actually be cooked what does this even mean
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Guys im sorry to schoolpost but i might actually be cooked what does this even mean
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Lowkey insane how using she/her pronouns doesn’t make me dysphoric but wearing white shoes does. What the hell.
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