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are you gay

no i actually hate the gays

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literally me

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I hope the duffer brothers choke on every triscuit they ever eat.

I hope the duffer brothers get an incurable case of hiccups.

I hope every soda the duffer brothers get either explodes on them or is flat.

I hope the duffer brothers get a painful itch somewhere they can’t reach.

I hope the duffer brothers always get a shopping cart with bad wheels.

I hope the duffer brothers don’t realize they have paper cuts until after they squeeze a lemon or use hand sanitizer.

I hope the duffer brothers miss the bottom step of their stairs.

I hope the duffer brothers have a dream that they’re falling.

I hope the duffer brothers get a buzzing in their ears that won’t go away.

I hope the duffer brothers get a paper cut every time they open a book.

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if anyone wants to know how i felt after volume 2 of stranger things i cried for 40+ minutes and i still have the headache that i got from that crying 8 hours later

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Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

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This is a good time for a really mean meme I’ve been thinking of

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the Duffer Brothers better count their days if ANYTHING happens to them

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happy father’s day to all my dilfs out there i love y’all

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every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

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playing resident evil 7 and literally why is this the scariest shit ever i am actually sweating cause of it

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this is so incredibly important !!!

6 Tips on Writing An Actually Inclusive Reader Insert:

1. Do a ctrl + f search of the colors red and pink. If these colors are being used to describe the reader in any way, delete it.

2. Instead of "blushing", use "goosebumps", "shivers", "avoiding eye contact", etc. It still conveys the same thing, and you can get more creative than just using "blushing" 10,000 times.

3. Don't mention being pale or becoming pale (like, seriously, this is just a given). If you want to talk about the reader looking sick or dying, use "ghastly" or "sunken eyes", etc. Again, this is a great opportunity to be more creative in your language as well as inclusive

4. For body-inclusivity, don't talk about the reader sharing clothes with someone. I personally would not fit into anything that Nancy Wheeler owns, so yeah, let's just not do this

5. Don't mention hair. A lot of us can't just wash our hair and move on with our day. Don't get me started on "running their fingers across their hair". Just refrain from descriptions of styling, washing, and touching the reader's hair.

6. Don't put pictures of pretty, white girls for "aesthetics". It honestly just deters readers, and it's just not inclusive in the slightest

That's it, that's basically all you need to do to be inclusive. I'll admit, as a lighter skin POC writer, some of these did slip my mind when I used to write, but what's important is actually listening to readers and encouraging inclusivity in your writing.

If anyone has any other suggestions, feel free to put your own.

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i’m curious. put in the tags the song that’d get you out of vecna’s curse (at least right now, since i feel like it can change)

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want him to spit on me tbh

Steve Harrington vs. Demobat

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lmao lowkey died but exam week is hell especially when you’re failing half of your classes🤩

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i literally would forgive him so fast like that girl was living my dream and she just turned it down😒

moon knight is not realistic because if oscar isaac stood me up on a date then called me back two days later i’d simply haul ass and meet him. you’re right babe it IS friday that’s on me.

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“i don’t condone violence, but-” well i DO. stop pussyfooting around. if that was my wife, event security would have had to drag me out

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he’s so hot y’all don’t understand

its always 'battinson' this and 'battinson' that okay but what about lego bruce wayne. wHAT ABOUT LEGO BATMAN MOVIE BRUCE WAYNE... idc if hes a lego he find asf....

PLWASE 💀💀💀💀 we gotta stan lego bruce wayne tbh