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Imagine how amazing it would have been if, instead of getting the final entry today, we got nothing and heard nothing more.

And then, one day in late 2029, we got one final email with this last update.

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I really wanted to see Dracula with a mustache, so we asked the artist to add it on to the first of these two awesome vampire designs.

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Celebrate the end of Dracula Daily with DinoMike's amazing new vampire art. (And please do note Drac's book-accurate mustache.)

Go to mediocritee.com to grab yours - these are only up for a few days, so order 'em now!

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Well, that was the longest email I’ve ever read in my life.

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I love that in the book we’re reading, several characters are now reading the earlier parts of the book and commenting exactly like we were.

“That going down to the vault a second time was a remarkable piece of daring.”

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He is so quaint that I am determined to understand him as well as I can.

The challenge is not words I don’t know, it’s words that don’t fit my known meaning in this context. I don’t fully know what’s going on with Renfield, yet, but it sure doesn’t sound quaint.

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Ok, for my own future benefit:

Arthur is Mr. Holmwood is the curly-haired man is number Three is Lucy’s love interest. 

It’s always a challenge to match up the different ways they refer to the same character in 19th century novels. I’m sure they’re imbuing specific meaning when they suddenly change, but every time I’m flipping back to older letters to confirm.

And that’s to say nothing of Mr. QPM, cowboy, Dr. JS, asylum owner, or whoever might show up next. 

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Conspiracy theory: Dracula set Jonathan up to “accidentally” witness his inhuman wall-climbing skills to preemptively kill any thoughts Jonathan might have had of climbing out a window to his freedom.

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the Count asked me in the suavest tones to write three letters

What would you put in the letters that would pass the Count’s review but let your loved ones know something was up?

“Every day is a delight, filled with back-to-back meetings with the same people where we largely plan out the next meeting.”

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It had been so forcibly driven against the jamb that part of the woodwork was splintered.

Even all-powerful, immortal vampires have trouble hanging a door right.

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This Is Just To Say

This Is Just To Say

We have eaten

the solicitor

that was in

the castle

/

and which

you were probably

saving

for business transactions

/

Forgive us

he was delicious

so sweet

and so warm.

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I knew that Chekhov’s gun The Sleeping Rules would be broken, but I thought it’d take more than 4 days!

It’s partly the Count’s fault for just leaving a great couch around.

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Days without any writing and we don’t even get the “sorry it’s been so long since my last post” guilty apology that starts every blog entry

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I explained all these things to him to the best of my ability, and he certainly left me under the impression that he would have made a wonderful solicitor, for there was nothing that he did not think of or foresee.

Now I want a TV spin-off where Dracula becomes a lawyer and opens a firm. He masquerades as several lawyers, but they’re all actually just him. Dracula, Dracula, Dracula and Co.

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What seems to be ruins of a very old roller coaster

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Baby Guinea pigs (ten days old!)

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Baby goats (3 days old!)

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Macro shot of a geode