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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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I think this is why they call them jumping worms

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When I'm in a thingamajig competition and my opponent whips out a doohickey

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The porn bots have found my account and I fear I won't be able to quench their insatiable lust with my bug facts

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realized I hadn’t fed my Geonemertes in two weeks, so I offered it an isopod. didn’t expect to see it strike, so the video isn’t the sharpest, but what a cool way of hunting!

the worm fires its sticky proboscis like a harpoon, presumably injecting venom at some point.

this is Geonemertes pelaensis, one of a scant few terrestrial examples of a mostly marine phylum (Nemertea). it’s an invasive species in the US and elsewhere, implicated in lowering counts of some soil arthropods.

it also has a very cute face.

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Wish I could eat dried bark like a bug

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"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

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That's uh

That's a lot of notes

Are you guys okay???

If it hits 30k I'm going to manually count every single time someone in the reblogs has told me that my lower jaw is a mandible

If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time

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Someone sent me a submission and I don't know how Tumblr works so I accidentally deleted it 😔 crucial bug knowledge lost to the aether. This truly is a dark day 😔✊

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The beauty of having a niche blog is I know I'm never going to get screenshotted and reposted to Instagram

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Anyone ever notice how all bugs walk like they've got music playing in their head? Just silly guys grooving to the beat

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Every bug is a lovebug when you love bugs!

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i just wanted u to know we are matching pfps I just made the autistic ant my bug work chat pfp hehe <3

The swarm grows 🫡

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Always love seeing which of my posts people like before following me like huh, so that's what did it for you

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I love bugs so much I love bugs so much I could kiss every bug in the world I love big bugs and littlw bugs they make me so happy bugs are so lovely

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I keep forgetting that pill bugs shed their shells in two halves It looks odd when they are in the middle of shedding their bottom half "sir, your pants, they are down"

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Oh to be a little isopod at the little isopod skatepark... Life simply isn't fair 😔✊

Most fucked up thing i ever drew...