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the most funny and interesting girl in the world
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I think it's funny how you can tell exactly when and what I'm hyperfixating about by my Tumblr cause I only post here when it's happening. this blog is a mental illness detector.
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hey BTW guys if you didn't know she's the only woman ever
had some very specific things i wanted to work on this weekend and got possessed by the specter of undercut lae'zel instead 🤦
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can't believe they'd steal his look smh

Somebody translated the infernal runes face tattoo that you can put on your character and the runes on the forhead literally just spell "forhead", the runes on the nose spell "nose" and the runes on the chin say "chin"

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health and safety section of barista training had a question about dealing with pests, one of the multiple choice answers to which was "call the police", which immediately reawakened the memory of "no way i'm not gonna narc on my buddy" in me like a sleeper agent activation phrase
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Grace Chastity is the most character ever.
She is 18 years of age and thinks carrying books is equivalent to sex, she’s got the school bully wrapped around her finger and doesn’t even know it, she announced her desire for anal at the dinner table, she wanted to fuck the quarterback so bad she decided to ruin his social status instead and accidentally murdered him, she can bury a body well, she refuses to swear, she’s held several people at gunpoint, the first time she swore she called god a son of a bitch, her chastity is the most important thing to her, she lost her virginity to a ghost, she doesn’t even drink caffeine and instead has warm water, she consumes the souls of men after making a deal with eldritch horrors.
GASLIGHT GATEKEEP GRACE CHASTITY I GET WHY BILL WANTED ALICE TO DATE SOMEONE LIKE HER
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I love these dumbass fucking nerds
Been two years since I've drawn starkid fanart it was about time
#nerdy prudes must die#ruth fleming#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#richie lipschitz#grace chasity#your honor their my children and i love them
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please laugh, it’s 4:17am here and i’m GIGGLING
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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I think you mean a skele'on
Did u know u have a skeleton inside u?
I found out in science class today..
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so much of the horror genre is informed by the metaphor of queer/transness as monstrousness. especially emphasizing the amount of horror that depends on the audience's repulsion at seeing a human body changing into a new, other body. I Saw the TV Glow is about the horror of NOT transitioning. the horror of static. the horror of looking into yourself and being terrified of what you see. the horror of seeing who you are and choosing to do nothing about it. the horror of looking away. and by god is it terrifying.
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ok so little fact about me, I don't really ship a lot of characters really intensely in shows and movies
but when I do
I get very, very crazy about it
funnily enough all of these couples and WLW couples, which I have lovingly decided to call "my lesbians"
so in honor of pride month you all have to hear about them here's the list in no particular order
#1 Cleo + frida kahlo (clone high)
- beautiful, no words
-the are really funny, like this ship was so left field for me but they became my favorite part of this entire show so quickly
- I just love their dynamic of tall pretty woman and little gremlin who's obsessed with her, but fridas also the chill one in this instance and Cleo is the freak
- they are the calm in whatever the fuck is going on with the rest of clone high
#2 Megan + graham ( but I'm a cheerleader)

- if you have not watched this movie please do holy shit
- it's just ??? so sweet ??? opposites attract kinda dynamic, sweet girl just realizing she's gay, and veteran lesbian who acts all mean cause she's too scared of letting anyone close to her again
- this movie is phenomenal and so funny, and they make me cry every time
#3 elodie + Enid ( ok KO)
- I will never stop talking about them
- they walked so questioning lesbians everywhere could have an intense all consuming slightly gay relationship with their best friends and then the friendship explode and they never speak again
- I am so a sucker for childhood friends to enemies to friends again to lovers
- they are canon in my heart
- LOOK AT HOW GAY THEY ARE OH MY GOD AHAHAAHAAA-
#4 luz + amity (the owl house)

- mandatory lumity posting
- their just too cute and sweet, and I love crazy optimist brings the sheltered A+ mean girl out of her shell
- you can probably sense a pattern with my opposites attract thing
- I just love a power couple who balance each other out
#5 Susie + Noelle (deltarune)
-these little freaks
-noelle being obsessed but also so damn nervous is so cute
-susie is so fucking stupid oh my god
- again, opposite attract, but this time it's dumbass chalk eater (yeah) and the straight A student who is smitten
- I love them your honor they need to be happy or I will explode
#6 and final pairing, rei + Hanna ( not so shoujo love story)
- ok if you haven't read this webtoon, please do oh my god
- it's mostly comedy focused but like
- THE ROMANCE
- Hanna is so fucking crazy, and so is rei but in the opposite direction
- everyone in this series is fucking insane
- their friendship is so funny, and like, the slow burn as you watch the feelings get caught is immaculate
- please read it I'm begging you I need more people to talk about this with, even if romance is not your thing, the characters are so funny it won't matter
OK so that's it, those are my lesbians. I'm sorry this post is so crazy long but I needed to scream this into the void, thank you for your time, and feel free to add your own lesbians if you have them!
#lgbtq+#the owl house#lumity#but im a cheerleader#deltarune#not so shoujo love story#ok ko let's be heroes#elonid#clone high#kahlopatra#WLW#pride month
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you guys ever go seem a movie on a whim and it just fucks you up in the craziest way possible with no warning
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me after fighting for my life in the mines all day just to get my favorite purple haired freak a snack <3

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