#bg3 shitpost

[waylaid-by-enemies]

Hello?

[octoberspirit]

Gale, sheepishly returning a book to Wyll: Sorry, thought this was The ANNALS of Karsus. My mistake.

Gale: An excellent read, though.

[wastingmytimehere]

I love gold digger Gortash. Can imagine him amassing so much wealth by courting various patriars, and after sneaking into their will and testament he even gets Durge in on it; if they take them out for him (in a manner that absconds him of course) then he gives them a cut of the money. Then they go bang in the victims mansion or on a pile of gold, idk.

[bongwaterbunny]

btw gale loses all composure when hes horny. can't even make out the words "please" or "thank you", he just starts to dote on you and, when he's particularly needy, he'll grind up against you and paw at your clothes until you get the hint. he told me himself.

[underdark-dreams]

He's just that kinda guy, huh

[clownsecret]

bane has a chart in his office with each of his godly allies' names on it, and each time they do something that pleases him, he puts a gold star sticker on the chart next to their name. every time one of them accumulates five stars, he lets them pick a prize out of a box he keeps under his desk. myrkul has twenty stars, while bhaal has negative seventy (he pretends so hard that it doesn't bother him but it actually makes him so so mad)

[yaoiconnoisseur]

hello yes i would like to report a murder

[mutualcombat]

i never should have bought this game now youre all going to suffer for it

[my-maehem]

Elminster rockin his new outfit ✨

Thank you @lowrifaberart for that amazing tweet

Hey I made the Jojo walk a print on INPRNT… I mean… if you wanna…

I’ll be making stickers too in a bit—

[todoroki-simp26]

Showed my mum Astarion.

She concludes that he is sexy cause he has the body language and looks of David bowie.

But he talks and acts like Tim curry.

These are the most sexy men in the world according to my mum. I can't unsee it now.

David Bowie and Tim Curry's lovechild is a sexy, sassy vampire. Sounds about right.

[wastingmytimehere]

Durge: *is just chilling, drawing in their sketchbook (which may or may not be filled with gruesome imagery).*

Gortash: *strolls in and drops himself onto the loveseat in front of Durge, disrobes and stretches out nude*

Durge: Excuse me?

Gortash: Draw me like one of your dead girls.

[ginzburgjake]

guys i’ve got to admit. i have no idea how in hell astarion’s hair works and it’s driving me insane

[latteatnight]

I had this joke stuck in my head for days so i needed to let it out i swear i can only hear the weed bonus:

[fermiparadoxx]

[haverdoodles]

FOR THE PEOPLE

[j-amatus]

you dont know how it felt making stickers out of this, messing it up and having 50 astarions stare at me disapprovingly