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imagine i just said something really witty

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it’s always “Peter Parker is straight Peter Parker is straight” but never Johnny Storm is straight

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this is the peak of my artistic ability

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also i think marvel is a coward for letting johnny storm kiss a VERY non humanoid alien bug creature and not a man. let this gay boy be free. please. (no hate on angelica tho. icon.)

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Thank you for all you’ve done for the Spideytorch nation o7

Just wanted to ask if you remember a page where Johnny invites Spidey to hang out after saving the world together but Pete says he’d rather do science with Reed and Johnny gets mad at him?? I vaguely recall seeing something but can’t find it and it’s driving me Insane (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of this page from Untold Tales of Spider-Man #6!

One day you're asking a boy to come look at your convertible, the next thing you know you're leaving your whole family to him in your will.

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marvel to kate bishop, carol danvers, jessica drew, and johnny storm:

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in a parasocial relationship with the sea

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Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

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Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok

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Mikey does not fuck around.

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the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

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im only a level three imagination haver sorry i wouldnt get it

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Shout out to the next generation of yuri warriors

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"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

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my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in

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Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever

If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.

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"i dunno i dont feel stressed" - guy who's been stressed out of his mind 24/7 since he was 9