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Generations of locking the fuck in.
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mr.milchick is in the new mission impossible movie btw
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just watched iron man for the first time in like 10 years that movie is sooooooo ewifjhiuajnhuiNDA
#like yes im infected by the woke that movie was soooooo#infalliable white man stereotype omg#dont even get me started about how the only women who had dialogue with tony were only there as objects#to flirt with#iojdfoi;jaWDIJa;#its osooooooo#this was like the equivalent to a self insert fanfic turned movie for nerd ass white guys#iehHIUDASNJCJN
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minor Thunderbolts* spoiler
were we supposed to catch a vibe with Yelena and Bob or do Florence and Lewis just have insane chemistry
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the power of friendship defeating depression is mcu canon now
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What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-
#you CAN defeat. super depresion with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!#i literally say this all the time!!!
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Oh this drama is messssssy haha not my lesbian pulling a knife on a dude omg
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binge watching chastity high rn WHY DID U DO ITTTIOEFNHIUAEFIEH ichicas' roomate why whywhywhwyhewyhywheywhyhwyyyyy
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you cannot play cece
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severance is canon in lds????!
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this new severance episode is so funny because absolutely every character is fucked right now. both characters we love and characters we hate all of them are so fucked. i didn't even know a show could do that
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ITS WINTER WHILE GEMMA IS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND SPRING WHEN SHES ON EARTH. WHAT KIND OF PERSEPHONE SHIT
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ykw for what its worth i think oMark wouldve committed to reintegration
was he a patronizing asshole yes!
but he wouldve done it
andddd since helena is a Eagan it wasnt gonna work out for iMark anyways
+from the very brief time we saw petey reintegrated I did get the impression he was equally iPetey and oPetey
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my gf said something sooo insane about helly the other day and i cannot stop thinking about it. she was like. helena and helly’s relationship is almost maternal. the way helena created helly as an extension of herself, to serve her interests, to try and impress her own family. she scolds helly, talks down to her like a child. “i understand you’re unhappy with the life you’ve been given” “i am a person, you are not”. the way she envies and resents helly’s freedom. the way she feels entitled to helly’s life and is now living vicariously through her in the most literal sense. what if you created life and now they’re experiencing the things you’ve always wanted for yourself. what if you created life and they were flawed and loud and demanding and they were loved more than you’ve ever been. and you hated them for it. the mother/daughterisms are insane my girlfriend is insane
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no but heres the thing i would argue the iMark and oHelena presents a fascinating dilemma because oMark stares at oHelena like he subconsciously knows he has some sort of feelings for this woman.
when oHelena manipulated iMark and everyone into thinking she was iHelly I personally do think that iMark to some extent loved her (under false pretenses) but still felt a baseline compatibility and camaraderie with her.
"are innies and outies the same person" and the show says well yes but also no. "and does love transcend severance?" and the show says well yes but also no! hope this helps.
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well we saw harmony's perspective. same fellowship grant, same cult. theyre making perfect little monsters
can we talk about miss huang though. can we talk about eustice huang. can we talk about “your bed will be moved from your parents’ home” can we talk about her literally having to smash her toy (on milchick’s orders!!!) can we talk about her finally stating to show some sympathy for the innies. can we talk about her witnessing dylan fill out the resignation form and the last thing he says being telling her it isn’t her fault. can we talk about her waiting on the curb all alone like it’s a school bus. can someone save this poor child
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