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sighs. Mekhane

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scp 5151 my beloved.....

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Oh, so when the Silly Corperate Foundation does silly little experimentations and tomfoolery on living human beings it's all ohhhh "approved beuracracy" and we're so cool and better we get to do this and betterment for humanity, but when I, Dr. Wondertainment--

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Sometimes he wished congitohazards did have effect on him, because what if he wanted to recognize the bodies in the water ? She's starting to feel a little left out, you know.

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" Two years ? " he gasped, adding a handful of — what was probably — glitter into the machine as well. They were helping, really. Coffee was just gross, " Now, that's just cruel, and unusual, even ! Why the cafeteria ? " he was now sitting across on a cushy couch that was probably not there before, but who's keeping track really, " And you know my doors are always* open to you, Jack. For employment or if you ever need a hand with matters, " that was a perfectly innocent smile on his face, prommy.

* for the current time being unless reality changes a little bit too far to the left.

"I'm not even allowed in the cafeteria for the next two years for no reason at all!" he poured nitroglycerine in the coffee machine because he was bored "Everyone is so mean to me. Working for your magical chocolate factory becomes more and more tempting everyday............"

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" You don't ? "

" Can't speak about no Foundation, but The Fully Customizable with Two-Hundred-Twenty-Two Flavors and Toppings: Terrific Taco-Blaster™ is one of the many benefits provided at Dr. Wondertainment™ — "

"You got TACO TUESDAY with your immortality!?"

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[ @brightcarnate ] "okay so we all agree being immortal can allow you to be a little bit of a silly billy then"

( HI HI HI HI HIIII )

" Why, of course ! " an exclamation of full agreement, puncuated with a sweeping gesture of his arms, " Was such a thing ever even a question, my dear friend ? Heck, you don't even have to be an immortal to embrace the whimsical ! Immortality just gives you the gold card to it ! Quite literally, if you'd like. "

And yes, he's flourishing his Dr. Wondertainment™ membership "infinity party" card, members benefits includes access to Taco Tuesdays and Dr. Wondertainment™ sponsered birthday parties twice a year ( plus more ! ) for no additional costs*—

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What does it mean to you to be everything and nothing and anything and something all at the same time? To be whatever people perceive you to be, and to be the exact opposite as well. You defy logic, reality, existence. Do you even exist? Did they make you exist? What makes something real? Is it perception? Is it tangibility? You are a kind person. You are a mean person. You are irreversibly evil. You desire nothing but the best. You are multiple. You are a family. You are alone. Do you have friends? They claim to be your friends. They all know a different you. What even are you? Was there ever a you?

Yes, yes, and yes. But also no. But yes again, but and but and but—

Wouldn't you give yourself into the madness, if you too lived a million lives and none at all all at once? Is it even madness? What right do people have to call it madness, when really, it's just acceptance? Acceptance, and finding ways to find amusement in an existence dictated by everyone but yourself?

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scp-001 proposal a simple toymaker where did you go,,,,,,,,,,

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[ @brightcarnate Awakened right now leeeeeeans in ]

" hi doc "

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     A chuckle fell out at the greeting said by familiar voice, corners of his lips quirking upwards in a warm smile as he spun around on its heels towards Bright, spreading his arms out to the side with delight.

" Howdy to you yourself, doc, "   the toymaker laughed, cane in its hands that was likely not there a second ago spinning around in their hands before resting it against the floor,   " You know, Jack. I have to admit, I've got the funniest feeling like it's been quite a bit since I've had the pleasure of your wonderful company, "   he tilted his head to the side, leaning far to the side, head nearly reaching knee height, before playful grin stretched across his face.

" 'Fraid I can never keep track of time with the busy seasons and fluid realities, "   playful grin on his face, flashing a wink, as though sharing an inside joke.

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i miss my capitalist bastard so bad

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also in post form

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“ You’re trying to tell me that the idiots, instead of exporting the actual products, they sent out the Easter specials despite the fact that it sure as heck ain't Easter and that they were still in the works—”

“  If this is some joke because of the day— ”

“ Fine !  Go and slap some labels on them then !  Dr. Wondertainment takes no responsibility for any possible damage or incident that occurs due to an excess of bees !  Or else, mark my words, the next line of products will be made out of your gosh darn body pieces— ”

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Item: aggressively whimsical hat for the aggressively whimsical gentleman

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     Ah yes, Christmas, a wonderfully whimsical    buy his products   and delightful time of the year full of joy for children   your kids want dr. wondertainment brand toys    around the world, may everyone’s holiday be wondertastic <3

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     He’d like to make it well known that he holds no interest in “ intercourse ”, and that Willy Wonka was an extremely petty copyright infringement whose lawsuit Dr. Wondertianment only loss due to the world temporarily ending for a brief period of time where the court was overruled by sentient lollipops who knew how to hold a grudge and was supported by the Foundation because having a Dr. Wondertainment movie somehow broke their silly made up rules and if he had had it his way---