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"feudalism was better than capitalism, why did we invent [capitalism thing]" <- reaction, fascist even
"capitalism is progressively worsening as the contradictions of the system become increasingly undeniable, look at how [thing] has been affected by this recently" <- not fascist, progressive and Marxist even.
"capitalism is progressively worsening things and so we need to Go Back to [time period or thing]" <- reactionary fascist nonsense again
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”okay but are you normal about-“ no. I’m an insane pervert.
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one thing that's funny to me is when swingers have such a deep seated dislike of polyamory, like what are we even doing here girl
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Friend: Dude wtf why did you put glitter in my coffee I was going to drink that?
Me: aesthetic
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did you know? dragons are real and they are making posts on tumblr dot com right now
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i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU
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my evil spell that lovingly fills you with fluffy stuffing and sews a little plushie tag on ur butt
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Hey everyone so after busting my ass working 6 days in a row 50 hours i am in the negatives. Im trying so hard yall but not catching a break. Anything you can spare will be greatly appreciated because I need the help
or venmo: @ LKarnstein
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brb trying this
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one of my many problematic stances is i don't think the US military is ever a force for good or 'lesser evil'
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