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FAIRLY UNHINGED! katsuki bakugo

parings; katsuki bakugo x delulu!fem!reader

notes; this is me with my bsf (if reader reminds u of u the physic ward is free entry!)

you’d been talking shit since the car ride.

“I’m gonna win every game, Katsuki,” you bragged, licking blue raspberry off your finger from the slushie you’d demanded before even getting to the fair. “I’m literally built for this. Carnival blood runs in my veins.”

Bakugou gave you a side-eye like you were already losing the plot. “You ain’t winning shit. You don’t got aim, or coordination, or a single ounce of balance.”

“I have confidence,” you countered, which in your delusional little mind, was more powerful than physics.

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GAME #1: RING TOSS.

You kissed the ring for good luck and launched it like a frisbee. It flew three booths over and hit someone’s hot dog.

“…That counted,” you said.

Bakugou groaned. “The fuck it did.”

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GAME #2: SHOOTING GALLERY

“Step aside, baby. Watch greatness in action.” You grabbed the plastic rifle like you were born on the battlefield.

You missed every duck. Every tin can. Even the giant neon target labeled “FREE PRIZE HERE.”

Bakugou was behind you, cracking up and filming it. “You’re a goddamn menace.”

You blew imaginary smoke off the gun. “Sniper. Elite tier.”

“More like blind as shit.”

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GAME #3: THE STRONGMAN HAMMER.

You stepped up, psyching yourself out. You even slapped your bicep like you were prepping for battle. “This is it. Redemption arc.”

Bakugou didn’t even stop you. He was enjoying the downfall.

You swung the hammer like a hero in an anime—and the puck moved up six inches before flopping down with a sad little bell ding.

Bakugou doubled over. “Oh my god.”

“Malfunction,” you insisted. “The hammer’s rigged.”

“It’s foam.”

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THEN: THE RIDES

“Oh hell yeah, we’re doing the Zipper,” you declared. “I’m not even scared. You’re scared. You literally look scared.”

Bakugou raised a brow. “It’s a carnival ride, not a warzone. Get your delusional ass in the seat.”

Two minutes later, the cage door slammed shut. The ride jolted to life, flinging you and Bakugou straight into the air.

“Oh my god,” you whispered. Then louder: “OH MY FUCKING GOD.”

You grabbed the bars with white-knuckle terror. “STOP THE RIDE. I WANNA GET OFF!”

“It just started!” Bakugou was laughing so hard he couldn’t breathe. “What happened to carnival blood, huh?!”

You turned feral midair. “I’M GONNA DIE. I’M TOO HOT TO DIE!”

You actually tried to open the cage door mid-spin.

Bakugou had to slap your hand away. “THE HELL YOU DOIN’? SIT YOUR CRAZY ASS DOWN!”

“I’M SERIOUS. I’LL JUMP.”

“You’re 80 feet in the air! You’ll be a hot pancake!”

“I’d rather die than do another spin!”

The ride operator slowed it down—probably because he saw you trying to unbuckle mid-loop like a final destination death was pending.

Bakugou didn’t stop wheezing until you got off the ride and collapsed in the grass.

You lay there, arms out, staring up at the sky. “I’m suing this fair.”

“You should sue your own brain.”

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LATER THAT NIGHT

You held a single sad prize—a knockoff Squishmallow Bakugou won “just to shut you up.”

“Best day ever,” you mumbled, shoving cotton candy in your mouth.

Bakugou rolled his eyes but wrapped an arm around you anyway. “You’re insane.”

“I’m a champion.”

“You’re a liability.”

“Still pulled though,” you teased, poking his side.

He smirked. “Barely.”

You beamed like you’d actually won something.

(Delusion wins again.)

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