#marquilla

[bunnyb34r]

I love seeing people post pictures of their hermit crabs online, bc we're all like "omg so cute!!" or "aww he's having fun!" And the crab in the picture is like

👁_👁

[doodlemar]

New business cards! I'm only doing one show this year, so I tried to give these variety 😋

[bunnyb34r]

Her: you better not be a cunty little drummer boy when I get there

Me:

[bunnyb34r]

Something I'll never understand is how apple elitists will find ANY excuse to bring up how they have [apple product] and you have [not apple product]

Like that annoying new guy that was in the breakroom and would not shut up (I get you're bored but it's 7am and we don't care), had walked past me and saw how small my phone is. It's not SMALL but it's not like the length and width of my hand, iPhones are like at least 1.5 the size now.

Anyway he was like "damn what kinda phone is that??" (Meaning what iphone is that) *sees the big SAMSUNG on the top "oh you got samsung. But I bet you USED to have an iphone before right?"

Why would you assume that?? That's such a fucking weird thing to say like unprompted to someone. And I was like no??? I've always had androids?? (And LG before smartphones lol) And it's like they always assume you didn't have a choice, and only got an android bc you couldnt get an iphone. Like no I think iPhones are pieces of garbage, I hate the way the app store works, and the only apple products I've ever had were ipod touches. I like being able to choose where my apps go and can download "non-approved" apps and shit. Bitch I CHOSE this phone bc I LIKE it. I only got my other phone (which IS iphone size) bc this one no longer gets service from the network I use. I use this one for everything but calls and texts, and my actual phone-phone for calls, texts, and sometimes youtube. I paid like $100 max for each phone, I ain't paying more than $150 for a phone that's gonna be slowed down by the company I bought it from in a planned obsolescence scheme to get me to drop another $500-$1000+ in a year or two.

But yeah apple superior you're right 🙄

[bunnyb34r]

If I had a nickel for every time there was a French figure skater who did an illegal backflip, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[bunnyb34r]

... apparently crabs don't get smarter with age 😅

I put an eggshell in the crab tank as a birthday gift for Scupa (and general enrichment for the both of em) and IMMEDIATELY he started trying to climb into it to wear as a new shell... like full body almost OUT of his shell, ready to swing his body into the new "shell" 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

It's an open like top of an eggshell, not even remotely closed enough for a crab body to safely live in/find ideal

He keeps trying 😭 like baby you're supposed to EAT it! You play with it!! You've had many eggshells in the tank over the past 8 years!!

Anyway happy birthday to everyones favorite dumbass, the blue shelled menace, Scupa

And obligatory baby picture 🥰

[bunnyb34r]

I just realized I've been mistaking the books "Holes" and "Hoot" as one book and every time someone talked ab the book Holes, I was like damn all this AND saving owls?

[bunnyb34r]

Gave the crabs peanut butter (first time in awhile bc I forgor) and Scupa's been happily picking away at it 😭

I hope Gurkle enjoys it as much as he is ❤

[bunnyb34r]

Blocking isn't enough, I need to banish them

[bunnyb34r]

Nothing better than thinking you just ate the last treat only to find more in the bag ☺️

[bunnyb34r]

Yeaaaaaah I got my drafts down from 300 to 90 today 😁😁😁😁

[bunnyb34r]

Why do pills keep getting stuck in like my esophagus 😭 it's not my throat bc I can't taste the pills but i can feel them in my esophagus/where the Adam's apple would be if I had one

I thought it was just happening with this one stupid tiny pill that just refuses to fully go down no matter what, but this advil is STUCK in my thrussy throat like ??? Bitch???

I've tried drinking more water, I've tried eating something after to dislodge it... what the fuck man

[bunnyb34r]

Okay pics of my miniverse stuff!

Left to right, top row: unicorn popcorn, berry refresher (remixed), mint chip shake, blueberry cheesecake (remixed).

Bottom row: avocado toast, pink donuts, rainbow rings cereal

Berry refresher: I put some of the donut glaze in the bottom and a little on top. I like to think it's coconut milk or strawberry milk splashed in. I should have put some of the blueberries in there, that would've been cute

Blueberry cheesecake: I put some of the leftover raspberries from the refresher on, added the rest of the blueberries, and put a dollop of garlic, I mean whipped cream

Gurgles the fish, the resin is bubbly bc I didnt cure in layers bc I'm stubborn and thought I knew better shdhdhhd I most certainly did not.

Cactus.

The cake/dessert bowl: I used the bowl the fish came in bc I didn't want to waste more plastic and throw it away. Used the rest of the donut resin and the drink resin, the white gravel from the cactus, the donut sprinkles, the fish bowl resin on top

In the cheesecake container I put the rest of the gravel, sprinkles from the unicorn popcorn, and the milk resin from the cereal ... idk what it is but I didn't want to waste the milk resin and I wasnt gonna use the gravel so 🤷‍♀️

All in all that was a fun 2 hours. I really love the packaging and details like omg they're too cute. The sprinkles jars and how the top is only half open to control the sprinkles better 😭, the tiny chocolate chips, the cereal box

I tried so hard to open the milk resin by twisting the cap whehdhdhhfhf the teeny tiny bread tabs killed me 😭 so tiny and the ice cubes!! Those were my fav and I saved some shdhddh

[bunnyb34r]

😭 I haven't played my switch in over a year and I tapped in to play acnh and my character was wearing a facial mask 😭 health conscious even in games I guess

[bunnyb34r]

Maybe if I'm lucky I'll get struck by lightning when I step outside so i dont have to go ☺️🥰