$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think
who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk
♪ Harry Truman was a guy, America, Red China, all the countries, other people, everyone is fun ♪
♪ Joe Montaña, Ian McKellen, I have to buy a new toaster, this is awesome, you’re so stupid, jumping up and down ♪
♪ Freddy Krueger, pots and pans, Oprah has a turtle farm, Peter Piper, peepee, poopy, daddy ate a squirrel ♪