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“yo just snorted 3 lines of Kat Von D setting powder and now I think I have polio. Feelin a little numb in the legs if you know what I mean.” -My friend Theo, 2019

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Listen I don’t mean to be THAT GUY but

if you know where I can download Pesterchum or Trollian and NOT get a virus then please for the love of god tell me

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yo my state sucks  A S S

just thought you guys should know

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How To Tell If You’ve Been Cursed

The Egg Test

Simply take an egg (obviously from your own chickens is best but uh, Im going to assume most of you dont have one so store is fine), and carefully pass the egg through the flame of a white or black candle to “draw out the bad” and set intent. Then crack into a white bowl.

If you find blood: You’re cursed! Blood is never ever a good thing to find in your eggs, but especially during The Egg Test.

If you find big white clots: The bigger the clot the bigger the problem. It usually means some kind of blockage or obstruction in your life. Sometimes from some form of bad energy. Note: white clots in eggs is very very normal. Only take notice if they are unusually large

If you find egg shell: (Now if you’re really bad at cracking eggs maybe ignore this one) but this is a sign of your generic brand Bad Luck.

If you find a broken yolk: Take notice of your internal and subconcious self. The root of your problems comes from a disturbance within.

If you find something unusual: Listed above or otherwise, cleansing methods (such as a salt bath) will usually clean up most problems. Do your own research for cleansing methods of choice. I would advise not to eat the egg, but rather to pass the egg one final time (in the bowl) over the white flame before disposing off it outside. If you do cook it (because hey, I get it) use protective herbs like basil or rosemary and don’t forget to salt!

If you find nothing unusual: chop onions, mushrooms, and spinach up while heating an oiled pan on medium low. Add the egg to the pan, when a yellow film forms around the side and the egg can be separated easily, fill the center with toppings and flip half over to form an omelet. Cook through, flipping as needed. Season with salt, pepper, fresh herbs, and tomato (salsa if you’re frisky). That’s my favorite way to cook an egg!

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Chris McClean is Rabiosexual and has Rabies!

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The Duolingo Owl is a Rabiosexual!

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Invader Zim has rabies

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gAmZeE MaKaRa hAs RaBiEs 

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

GAMZEE MAKARA HAS RABIES

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this sight is fucking stupid but that's the only reason im still on it. Its like TikTok.

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I think im gonna start using the trolls’ typing quirk just for shits and giggles. Karkat’s is easiest but tbh I like all of them. Im deadass excited to see how people react. Homestuck in MY 2019? Hell MOTHERFUCKING yes.

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Y’all ever realize that every celebrity relationship ends up the same? Like one proposes, they stay together for a while and then right before the wedding, they split?

Cause it won’t stop fucking happening and if it happens with Shane and Ryland I’m done.

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You know what I hate?

Fucking everything.

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New way to reduce trash

“When you finish drinking from a glass bottle, eat it, fucking eat the bottle.”

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I cant wait to die, go to heaven and team up with Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross

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Life is one big ole fuckin yee haw and then you fuckin die.

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I swear to god if I see someone outside doing the Kiki Challenge in the streets I’m telling my mom to floor it and run them over.

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