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"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember
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Hi stephanie,
I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas
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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love
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unstoppable force (the joy of discovering new music) vs immovable object (the comfort of old music)
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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she put her paw on my foot and started purring
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In ancient times, the dead were often buried with coins in their mouths. This is because many ancient cultures believed the dead were a bunch of assholes, and thought it was funny to make them eat coins.
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