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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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go executive branch go

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When Lucy says she thought about using a grenade and blowing everyone up, but that’s not how she was raised… and then it cuts to Hank… oh my god this show is so good 🥺

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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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worlds smallest nitpick but my least favorite post format and speaking style on tumblr is “give me [x]. give me [y]. give me [z].” absolutely nothing objectively bad it just drives me up the wall

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Has anyone considered that scarlett o'hara may at least partially be like that because she's constantly wearing seven thousand layers of victorian clothing which is said to allow almost no freedom of movement in the height of summer in fucking georgia

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is dating a ghost necrophilia?

Please refer to the flowchart.

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#fallout is a comedy (inspired by [x][x])

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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“I hope this email finds you well”

how the email found me:

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Recommended reading on Palestine, Israel, and Zionism

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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online

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This meeting could have been a fresh autumn pear

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I ain't gonna kill you, but by the time I'm finished with you, you gonna wish you was dead.

Holes (2003) dir. Andrew Davis