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Shostakovich in the Black Sea in 1958.

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Ahoy hoy my dear EU citizens!!

There is a big petition on the EU's website for a citizens' initiative. If there are enough votes from multiple countries in the EU, the EU's commission will consider a ban of conversion therapy in the whole union! Problem: the deadline for the petition is may 17th and there are nowhere near enough signatures in many countries such as Sweden, Germany, Hungary, Bulgaria and many of the smallest countries. Please share to all of your european buddies!

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Still thinking about that unhinged mobile ad I got a while ago. You know what, I kind of do want to learn more.

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May I submit my own creature to your collection

I collect intriguing rednote dogs

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Hey everyone, I don't usually post that kind of stuff on here, but I've been in contact on reddit with a person who was horrifically kicked out of their home a few days ago for being gay, and is now struggling and homeless.

Here is the page to donate to them:

https://ko-fi.com/edgarislosttt

And their reddit page if you want to learn what happened to them, really revolting...

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Baudelaire lowkey said the same thing about a corpse in one of his poems (Danse Macabre). He was basically saying "come on, everyone finds corpses hot once in a while, and if you pretend you don't you're just acting superior or you're a pussy". I read that in high school and was like NO CHARLES IT'S JUST YOU

Excerpts from the english translation (bear in mind this is about a CORPSE):

Did one ever see a slimmer waist at a ball?

The funereal charms that she's anxious to hide.

Some, lovers drunken with flesh, will call you

A caricature; they don't understand

The marvelous elegance of the human frame.

You satisfy my fondest taste, tall skeleton!

Or does some old desire

Still goading your living carcass

Urge you on, credulous one, toward Pleasure's sabbath?

And do you come to ask of the flood of orgies

To cool the hell set ablaze in your heart?

Inexhaustible well of folly and of sins!

To tell the truth, I fear your coquetry

Will not find a reward worthy of its efforts;

Which of these mortal hearts understands raillery?

The charms of horror enrapture only the strong!

Yet who has not clasped a skeleton in his arms,

Who has not fed upon what belongs to the grave?

What matters the perfume, the costume or the dress?

He who shows disgust believes that he is handsome.

Noseless dancer, irresistible whore,

I'll stop there... There's also that one poem (à celle qui est trop gaie) where he says about a woman "Wow you're so pretty!! One of these nights I'll sneak into your room and stab you and I'll cum in the wound and it will be soooo hot"

You know, I'm all against censorship. Before reading Les Fleurs du Mal for school, I was told the first version was censored, and I thought, eh, people must have been fucking prudes in the 1800s, it can't be that bad... It was that bad. That's why school told us to get the censored version. But hey, I already had the uncensored one at home. So 16 year old me discovered necrophilia thanks to french public school. The french class was taught by a stuck up catholic guy too lmfao, only in here does shit like this happen, vive la République et vive la France

There was this guy in the 1800s - I can't remember his name, but his name is recorded somewhere - who honestly argued that if given the choice between a beautiful woman and a heron, deep down in their most earnest true heart, every man would rather fuck the heron. And he got mad when people denied this, continuing to deny this what he had decided must be an universal truth, instead of praising him for being the only one who was brave enough to finally say it out loud. Like he really thought that every single person telling him "Jesse what the hell are you talking about" was not only denying him, but denying themselves their true desires and perpetuating the apparently massive cultural lie that herons aren't fuckable.

Anyway what I'm saying here is that every once in a while whenever you find yourself in a situation where nobody else is willing to agree with something that you consider the most obvious truth, take a moment to meditate on the possibility that perhaps they do mean what they say, and perhaps they are right. Maybe nobody else but you wants to fuck the heron.

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Yeah but does he make poop jokes. That's the only thing that matters

while looking up more strange games about real people last night, i found a 2009 french point and click adventure game where Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has a dream about someone overthrowing Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II and uncovering a conspiracy in prague. it was rereleased in 2022 in english as "Mozart Requiem". it wasn't reviewed well but i want to check it out because of how funny it sounds like what the hell gave them this idea

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Thinking about this

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Yeah sure who is oomf and what do you guys like

@bussyplease have you got some classical music recs. for oomf

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yuri gagarin and yaoi googoorout walks in

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I am stupid. ACTUALLY STUPID.

My bag got wet earlier because I screwed the top of my water bottle badly. I had my charger in there so I took it out to let it dry. Just now I touched it to check if it was wet, but couldn't tell if the inside of the USB port was wet.

So I TOOK IT UP TO MY EAR, to LISTEN TO HOW WET IT WAS. For half a second I was convinced I could HEAR WETNESS.

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Help, it's the ancestor of Didier Raoult. Help

Chemistry professor at the Marseille University, Provence region of France

French vintage postcard

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Everyone knows fear is stored in the balls

my sense of humor is so broken. I'm reading this article for work and "fear conditioning in the rat is stored in the hippocampus" is making me laugh for reasons psychology cannot explain

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@sixty-silver-wishes this is what I imagine you do in your free time

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Post men you find beautiful. Not simply sexy or attractive but those with features that you find beauty in. I'll start.

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Well this is ironic. Account deactivated days later

argh i am so sad tumblr somehow made me unfollow you without me knowing

Do not worry my dear. Nothing can keep us apart!!