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Clingy

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Last night I found this again and at first I was Pissed but then I realized I meant they were dirty talking (badly) so safe to say my dementia is cured 👍

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Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)

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Also fun fact ☝️ but while Hans when first coming to America almost Never left the house because he was pretty fucking miserable he's gotten significantly better now and he leaves often and is just hanging out and about socializing and everything :) <3

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Dave is amaizing bc he's both light AND flexible making him perfect to cuddle despite him being so tall.

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Wanna grind against that man until I have to stop because my hips ache way too much (his chance to get on top and continue though)

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Comfort or headcanons for Beau? Really anything for Beau bc I love him 🥺

Sure! I luv him too👌

Comforting Beau hc's

Gn reader

Warning: none just fluff,comfort

Imagine he has another nightmare and he calls you

"...Hi? Y/n,sorry for calling you this late.."

When you tell him its okay,he calms down.

If you offer to go to his place,hes more than happy

You will hug him,while listening to what nightmares he had.

He feels safe in ur arms,he could fall asleep.

Or when hes feeling anxious and ur around. He moves closer to you,making eye contact. Thats when you know he needs comfort.

Giving a little squeeze to his hand/shoulder could help him focus more

Defending him from mean people makes him so happy. Or like putting ur arm around him

He knows he can always ask for ur help. Without being judget or yelled. He wants to make sure that you know how much he loves you,and that you can come for help to him too.

You always comfort him and shower him w/ affection. Hes shy,so hes happy when you come up to hug him first. After some time he will start randomly hugging you too. He smiles more too.

Knowing ur here for him makes his heart melt

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Actually got a way to upload this. My ex made it 2 months ago. I adore how he says my name sm.

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I think there's actually something cute to pronouncing names of the ppl you love wrong bc in a way it becomes almost like a them exclusive nickname ykwim? Like it's just cute imo.

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Tuvy and Randy's relationship is a bit funny bc it's not like Tuvy is that confident either, like, at all. They are very anxious and guilt ridden and a bit self loathing but they know how to not show this. And they're also extremely nonconflictive, only acting as a direct response, never innitating. Which means if they didn't include pickles on their burger they'd NOT go to the counter and ask about it they'd have to convince Randy first to do it and he'd reluctantly do so (with the direct support of Tuvy behind).

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Jack is just kind of allergic to vulnerability esp.in '23 because how long has he spent just rotting sad and alone. L.L. still hasn't lost the touch when it comes to getting on the same level as him (tbf they're of the few that truly know him to such a personal deep level) but his emotional walls are so stupidly high.

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Voice box glitching and breaking when moaning >>>

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God can you imagine the first night after 35 years just sleeping alone. 💥

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I think after chapter 2 Tuvy started working for Mingus and she hired them because they're of the few who can like. Actually Fight. Only drawback being they're so whimsy and goofy. Literally the opposite of Stabby and Shooty being no intimidation all skill. But besides that I think they'd have gone work there too bc while previously they slept w Randy now he works at the funfair and they'll not be sleeping somewhere where the risk of seeing Abel is so high (they were upset about the mingling, yes). Also they're Tired of being in the streets they need some financial security again and if a hot ass woman is willing to provide well...

Not too sure if they'd be part of the mingling or not. I mean, probably? I do have some cool thoughts about them having to face Norm and Gingi though. Because obviously: they Do Not Wish for Mingus to be executed. Because they're their boss and the reason they get to be someone again and they give them little things to do which makes them feel good and also bc they have a fat crush on that woman and deeply care about her (they might or might not be dating by this point) but norm would be like don't care + didn't ask + 💥🔫 snd that last emoji is only a half joke bc what if their screen actually gets damaged exposing their flesh head? Tuvy would freak OUT and the other two would be really fucking shocked but also Norm would call them out so hard bc they're a normie too and working for the fucking mayor?! And it'd be pretty Sad because now they cannot fucking go back anymore because they're scared of the consequences of the truth being revealed and they'd just leave bleeding and crying and cursing and Gingi would be like Norm I think we went a bit far with them and he'd KNOW Gingi's right but it was what had to be done.

There's a less gruesome alternative with them just being bargained into accepting the truth would come out sooner and later + they, a minority, want to help reinforce this bigotry against their very own kind?! And Tuvy would just be like man you're right ☹️ and maybe be like ok but what if i try to talk her out of it? So she won't die? And Norm be like sure fucking be my guest, come back if you have good news but don't stand in my way if you don't and well. Obviously it'd not go well. Which is why they'd be kicked out of the mingling leaving quite literally with their tail between their legs.

I think even if them being a normie was revealed they'd stick to using the tv head bc it feels more comfortable (I mean norm does stick to the paper so.)

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Hobo really is like Tuvy's emotional support dog for real man 😭 like their grounding tool to remind them who give a shit when they get too worked up about shit.

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Y'know it's funny bc it's been 2 whole years yet the "blackout horny" thing is still something that happens, even if extremely fucking rare.