butch-bride-of-trashcat
butch-bride-of-trashcat
Chaotic Bored Dumpster
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28, She/Her, They/Them, Whatever. I bullshit. Pan, Trans Ally. Don't like stuff, scroll! Don't be a douche, it's cheaper.
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 5 days ago
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It's back, people!!!!
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Rewatched Goncharov (1973) and did a few studies of my favourite scenes
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 5 days ago
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Ah thanks. I watched this with my partner. It was 74 minutes of "What the h*** am I seeing?"
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-Too realistic bipedal cat parade
-Girl turned into a cat in some kind of thing that should probably be body horror
-Government is run by a cat stuck in a statue.
-Adult cat proposes to teenage human cat thing and everyone's cool with it.
-THE WAY TIME PASSES
-Haru and Baron escape through a tower as sound as my will to live
-A bird that's a statue but is also alive and flies when it's convenient????
And not to be forgotten
The chaotic cat king TIM MOTHERFUCKING CURRY
(I did not grow up with anime or anything like it, so while this is probably tame, it is nuts for me lol)
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so-called "free thinkers" when they hear you open a can of wet food
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 5 days ago
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEGLESS LIZARD
herpetological guide
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 19 days ago
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Oh sorry guys, I came across this reblog again.
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so-called "free thinkers" when they hear you open a can of wet food
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 24 days ago
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Cool Ranch Doritos
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 24 days ago
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Too eep
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 24 days ago
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🌈Gays🌈 Unlocked
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 24 days ago
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Ah. You mean this guy.
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blows my mind that cheetahs are apex predators. that is the single most anxious creature I have ever seen. at any given moment a cheetah is exactly one stubbed paw away from bursting into tears. that is a sad dripping wet animal, and it's at the top of the local food chain? babygirl what happened
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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First time sending hate mail kinda nervous
Come on everyone! lets cheer him on!
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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real adult™ tip from a real adult™ with executive dysfunction
do stuff while waiting for other stuff
like that sounds intuitive and vague but so much of the day is spent in a period of wait and if you struggle to motivate yourself to do things then this is the best time
waiting for your water to boil? bag up your garbage. waiting for your coffee to drip? wipe down your counters. roommate taking up the bathroom? scoop the cat box. waiting for your food to cook in the microwave? do however many dishes you can while it’s in there. 
waiting is the perfect time to do a limited amount of something for yourself where you would be otherwise just standing around doing fuck-all
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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May I identify as thing one then?
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Soooo true
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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apparently one of the ways to say "shaved my head" in Japanese is "頭を坊主にした" which is literally something like "did the monk thing to my head"
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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RIP to bonus Grandpa
My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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Stolen from reddit kjjjj
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butch-bride-of-trashcat · 2 months ago
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Again. Another standard visit from my brother in law
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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse
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