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good customer maxxing by showing them i’m very clearly NOT stealing

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There's something about atheism that I've repeatedly tried and failed to put into words on several posts on this blog but I think I finally got it.

Atheists are the only religious minority who, even (or sometimes even *especially*) in ostensibly progressive spaces are not allowed to ever act like they're sure of their beliefs.

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big shoutout to trans people that decide to change their last name too. sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the whole name out and start from the beginning.

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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scythe

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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

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my agonised facial expressions and nauseated pallor are prompting a lot of concerned questions answered by my "I ❤️ MEDIA THAT CAUSES ME PHYSICAL PAIN" tshirt

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Coworker: are you okay

Me: I’m [feels uncomfortable mentioning menstruation at work] having [remembers “girl problems” excludes non-girls who menstruate from the menstruation conversation] blood problems.

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Dog

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My father was never very good with plurals and I fear I've followed in his feetsteep.

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your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂

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Do I have too many books? No. It is my shelving methods that are inadequate

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I was talking with my friend about swords when this other friend came and said, with no form of any reference at all, that a katana can easily cut a longsword in half. I really have no idea what to tell him

Longsword and Katana Considered :By John Clements

They are two of the world’s most recognizable and iconic weapons in history: the European double-handed knightly sword and the feudal Japanese double-handed samurai sword. Each of these famous sword types owes its design to the marriage of pragmatic function with technological form. Each evolved to answer specific challenges in their own particular martial environments. Each was tested and improved upon over time through the unforgiving trial of war and duel. Each proved itself in expert hands. 

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