Man Who Thinks Primarily Of Fucknasty Gay Sex Throughout The Work Day Living In Constant Fear Of Freudian Slip
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it’s all “be gay, do crimes” until an unabashedly queer person actually breaks the law. i’m starting to think some of y’all would consider jaywalking morally reprehensible
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reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you
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recent google searches include how to tell a fic writer that like, i know this surprise pregnancy is a surprise as like, a plot thing that took several chapters to set up and is clearly a thing You were writing towards but like, people like me can get pretty triggered by that kinda thing & even though i feel basically comfortable still with this fic i am wondering if i need to see myself tf out & i'm kinda upset about that possibility because like, i would have known i would have something coming if it had been tagged like at all and like, i don't wanna be mad but you tagged absolute minimum like more characters than anything about the story like ohhhhh it's a fix-it ohh there's like canon divergence or whatever ohhhhhhkay but nothing else of use and so here i am. a third of the way through. and she's pregnant! like my dear writer you Are pulling this off so far but you could very easily lose me soon and i'm kinda pissed that i couldn't get a bit of warning but i don't wanna tell you to spoil your own fic but i also didn't wanna read pregnant fic. so
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i want to hunt my former self (probably early 2021 self) for sport because he fuckin deleted the bookmark folder of fics i read and loved years ago. because he felt. sad
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I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward
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i think more of you need to embrace the fact that a character can be a favorite BECAUSE they are a freakish loathsome hateful black-hearted despicable creature, NOT in spite of it
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Wait. Personality test. Reblog with whether you hate it when someone sings along to the music in the car or you think singing along is cool. Personally, I HATE it.
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