i'm maybe. adult for what that's worth. he/him or anything else. don't ask where I follow from unless you must, i would just like to groove.
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Man Who Thinks Primarily Of Fucknasty Gay Sex Throughout The Work Day Living In Constant Fear Of Freudian Slip
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it’s all “be gay, do crimes” until an unabashedly queer person actually breaks the law. i’m starting to think some of y’all would consider jaywalking morally reprehensible
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reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you
#friends and also a foot more hair on my head#wanna do fun stuff with my hair & have ppl flip their shit when they see it
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I'm curious 🧐 what's the worst and what's the best fandom you guys have ever been in?
#worst was one direction.#i was 100% Going Through It when that was my thing. my stories from that time are insane.#honorable mention for worst is it 2017 to 19. if 1d was more normal the it fandom would have won easily here.#they were Not kind and trans ppl don't exist there unless they're a stereotype hah :)#best... star trek. easily#it's so nice to see fandom so old that if you're there for longer than a couple years you just get weird with it#trekkies make sweaters y'all. trekkies infect you with the need to sew a tribble or 15 just for fun. which is how earth tribbles happen ofc#trekkies will make silly playlists entitled shit like Jim Kirk's Super Serious Bridge Playlist#and it's full of total eclipse of the heart and showtunes and also anaconda by nikki minaj#trekkies will whisper words they learned in fictional alien languages to themselves and then smile. fuck i love trekkies
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recent google searches include how to tell a fic writer that like, i know this surprise pregnancy is a surprise as like, a plot thing that took several chapters to set up and is clearly a thing You were writing towards but like, people like me can get pretty triggered by that kinda thing & even though i feel basically comfortable still with this fic i am wondering if i need to see myself tf out & i'm kinda upset about that possibility because like, i would have known i would have something coming if it had been tagged like at all and like, i don't wanna be mad but you tagged absolute minimum like more characters than anything about the story like ohhhhh it's a fix-it ohh there's like canon divergence or whatever ohhhhhhkay but nothing else of use and so here i am. a third of the way through. and she's pregnant! like my dear writer you Are pulling this off so far but you could very easily lose me soon and i'm kinda pissed that i couldn't get a bit of warning but i don't wanna tell you to spoil your own fic but i also didn't wanna read pregnant fic. so
#maybe.txt#wake up. read fic. bitch about it#ao3 has tags for a reason! and it's not to ramble conversationally about the girl's age at this point!#fandom culture
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i want to hunt my former self (probably early 2021 self) for sport because he fuckin deleted the bookmark folder of fics i read and loved years ago. because he felt. sad
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I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward
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i think more of you need to embrace the fact that a character can be a favorite BECAUSE they are a freakish loathsome hateful black-hearted despicable creature, NOT in spite of it
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that thing abt middle schoolers making fun of you for being gay before you even knew you were gay but its those old magicians sending dean to a gay bdsm club without knowing hes [omitted]
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Wait. Personality test. Reblog with whether you hate it when someone sings along to the music in the car or you think singing along is cool. Personally, I HATE it.
#unfortunately i am one of those people who needs you to sing well if you are gonna sing along.#like idrc if you're off key but if u are PLEASE be like quiet enough i can still hear the music!#it makes it impossible for anyone else to sing along if no one can hear anything besides your apocalypse trumpet voice#NOTE: this was a thing an ex did. i have beef with them that extends beyond not being able to hear music when they sang but DAMN#that was terrible!
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