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Marco: Neuer was so mean to my buddy.

The Team: Yeah!

Marco: So I'm gonna shoot the pen!

The Team: Okay, but -

Marco: Because he knows me well so he can save it. Then he will be better than Neuer!

The Team: MARCO NO!

Marco: Marco, yes! Marco's gotta help a friend!

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Mats, emptying his pockets in the evening.

Lionel Messi falling out, looking super offended.

Mats: It's not my fault you fit in a pocket.

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Mats: You just screamed?

Marcel: Yeah, I was having a nightmare.

Mats: But your eyes were open..

Marcel: And you're still talking to me so the nightmare continues

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Julian B, dancing with Kai: Wrap your arms around me, baby boy

I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings

Uh huh, that's right

You're the one I want

Marco, applauding: You could get married at Westfalenstadion. Just think about how cool that would be, Kai! We could do it at half time of the Revierderby!

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Jadon: Now tell us a secret, Julian!

Julian B., blushing: Well, I kinda like Kai Havertz a lot...

Jacob, rolling his eyes: We were asking for a secret!

Marco, walking by: Everybody, I mean literally everybody knows you're boyfriends.

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*No paco-No party sign in a room decorated for a birthday party*

Paco, walking in: Guys, my birthday was yesterday?!

Jadon, still half drunk: It was n amazing party!

Marco: Yes, it was.

*Half of the team nodding in agreement*

Paco: But I wasn't invited?

Mario: I knew we forgot something.

Roman, in the back ground near the sign: Seems like we can put this down because it isn't true!

Paco, walking out: Are you kidding me?

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Julian B.: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Jacob, Jadon, and Achraf: DÜÜDÜÜDÜÜDÜÜM DÜDÜDÜDÜDÜ!

Marcel, watching them: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? YOU ARE LIKE 5 YEARS OLD? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOE THIS SONG?

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Julian B., drunk texting someone: Is your that a priest, because you blessing.

Person: .....

Julian: Is your dad a pies, because you are a messing.

Person: ......

Julian: Is your dad a priest, because you ate a blessing. I got it right that time.

Julian: Are*

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Jacob: I have made the decision to trust you.

Thomas: A horrible decision really.

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Marco: Come on, these things happen for a reason!

Marcel: Yeah. You.

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Mo: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?

Roman: Some people aren't lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.

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Roman: The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.

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Roman: Eric, Marwin said it's my turn to use the brain cell.

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Mario: Not peony, PENIS! Peeeni...yeah, I'll hold.

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Lukasz: Listen, I still want to be invited but I'm not coming.

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Jacob: They say the best things take time.

Jadon: That's why I'm always late.

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Mario, while totally drunk: Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love.

Mario: ‘L’ is for ‘life’. And what is life without love?

Marco, to Marius and Mats: Oh my gosh, are we supposed to answer?

Mario: [continuing on] ‘O’ is for ‘oh wow!’. ‘V’ is for this…very surprising turn of events. Which I’m still fine with, by the way.

Mario: [voice squeaking] ‘E’! is for how EXTREMELY NORMAL I find it. [gestures to Marco and Marius] That you two are together.

Mario, crying into his drink: And now one day you might get married and adopt children of your own.