thinking abt hot sexy old men who are hot and sexy and old
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sick of pretending homelander doesn’t make me horny every times he’s on screen. he’s such an asshole like daddy be mean to me instead
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That’s so gross I’m going to think about it when I cum
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lucky! he’s reading her the book lolita.
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one thing that kills me in some fan fictions is how the author will come up with their own version of the character.
like i’ll be reading an arthur morgan fic where he’s telling her what to do and ordering her around and being all aggressive and im like? did we play the same game? cause he’s shy as hell. barely knew how to speak or act around mary who is someone he was literally engaged to. looks at himself in the mirror and calls himself an ugly bastard and tells himself no wonder you’re alone. and you’re saying he’s gonna be like babygirl i own you😡😤 uh no LOL
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sometimes i look in the mirror and get sad how much makeup i have to put on in order to look like my younger self.
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This with you and dilf Sam Worthington <33
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a dilf saying “sweetheart.” 73 dead. 246 injured.
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