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javier having an ube cupcake because who said he can't? 🤨

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It’s not your fault.

Eh? What the fork are ya even talkin' 'bout pardner?

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Can I

Give you a hug 😶

Eh, sure, why not? C'mere pardner.

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would ya consider yourself to be a good dad? considering how you were one at some point 🫰

Eh, ain't nothin' special I don't think. Could'a been a better dad..

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🍒🍒CHERRY🍒🍒!!! 🌸🌸BLOSSOM🌸🌸!! ICE TEA!!!

🍒🍒CHERRY🍒🍒!!! 🌸🌸BLOSSOM🌸🌸!! ICE TEA!!!

...Cherry blossom iced tea?

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boothill are you a true boothill if you arent really wearings boots witth hills

A boothill ain't really a boot with a hill! 'ts a forkin' graveyard fer cowboys!!

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Boothill...

I see you with those bullets, don't you dare even think about eating them?

You know they just get stuck in your stomach, and then I have to get them out. >:(

-your mechanic, Beanie

I MEAN IT!

'Ey! Ya know I still spit em out 'nd all, use em for ma gun. At least, most of 'em end up as ammo. Ya jus' gotta deal with the rest, wherever the fork they end up in ma stomach.

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If you're a horse can I ride you pls?

I'm not a forkin' horse!

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Shows him my turtle

His name is Shelldon!

Shelldon? That's so forkin' cool! Never really got a pet of my own, 'less ya count farm animals, though they ain't ever really been pets.

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Yee fuckin haw, brother

YEE FORKIN' HAW, PARDNER!

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There's plushies of you too!! I have one that I hug every night. QwQ

You help me feel safe when I sleep, Boo. Thank you! <3

Wouldn't think that there'd be forkin' merch of me. But ya never know what the cosmos have in store. Where'd ya get it? Penacony?

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"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞’𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐮, 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝’𝐬 𝐄𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐧.."

𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗙𝗜𝗟𝗘~ 𝗟𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗦!

"𝐎𝐡 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧~ 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰! 𝐈𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐈’𝐦 𝐚 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐥? 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥! 𝐖𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐛𝐲."

𝗕𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚!! 𝗥𝗨𝗟𝗘𝗦

— Dividers by @saradika-graphics

That's right~ He's back!

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I love you bootyhill ;^;

Love ya too, pardner!

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Would you believe you weren’t the first time I had a gun pointed at me?

*he chuckles*

Though I must say, you pointing a gun at me? Was a bit more… high stakes…… feel free to try it again and maybe you might have the guts to shoot.

As an IPC member, it ain't surprisin' my gun aint the first at yer head.

But don'cha dare tempt a man with a forkin' good time. Ya got some muddle-fudgin' death with or somethin?

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So… Cowboy…… Mr. Boothill.

Would you care to join me for a drink?

Though I’m not sure I have something that’s up to your ruggish taste.

*he gives a gentle snicker and his usual deserving smile, he’s probably being genuine but he sure as hell isn’t used to being genuine*

Drinks, eh? Ain't too opposed with it, s'long as ya ain't tryna forkin' get me caught. But'cha gotta remember even if ya try, one fudgin' pull of the trigger 'nd yer gone!

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What would life be if it was always easy? Everything went your way always? Sounds like a perfect world but it’s impossible nonetheless.

Yknow your height could be quite helpful with the decorating I plan to do soon.

Exactly, ya get me. This world ain't gon be fudgin' easy, ever. Decoratin'? Ya got yer own place? That's forkin' envyin..

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Hi um...

idk if this is gonna sound weird but what do you do if you miss someone but they...can't come back.

Ya gotta keep carryin' on. No matter how much ya miss 'em, ya gotta be able to continue! Ya can miss em, but'cha gotta keep goin, ya get me?