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"Babe, in a world where it statistically likely that harm will come to you at the hands of your male partner, I propose with this knife as a symbol that I want you to always be protected. Even if you have to protect yourself from me.”

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“Babe, the vikings had it right [see below]. So for you to be prepared, I propose with this knife.”

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

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Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie

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Obscure films I unironically enjoy

Master of Disguise

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Alternately

Scott Lang enlists ants to help test the security products Ex Cons sells

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

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There are two types of people in the world. People who are alive, and people who are dead. And i intend to make you the third type of person.

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Unpopular opinion: Being intelligent isn’t an excuse for being unkind.

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Egypt, 3,000 BCE; “Hey if you let electric eels shock you it helps with pain.”

The Modern Era, 5,000 years later; “Hey wait, we can use electricity to interrupt nerve signals and relieve pain.”

The ghosts of two ancient Egyptian doctors, giving each other a high five of vindication; “Took ‘em long enough.”

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On the Connor treatment hatred

Me protecting this precious movie from haters. SPOILERS AHEAD

Ok I too think killing John was not the best angle they could have taken (though I still can’t think of a better one), I too got the “Force awakens” whiplash (worst cause I refrained from all marketing materials so I got the full effect RIGHT IN the cinema ouch my neck and heart). But after thinking on it I realized, UNLIKE FORCE AWAKENS, they actually are honoring Sarah AND John Connor’s legacy even more with Terminator Dark Fate. — last spoiler warning —

See, Terminator 2 wasn’t just about saving John Connor from yet another terminator sent from the future. John, Sarah and Nice!T-800 also actively tried to ERASE Skynet from existence, they learnt the move from Skynet itself. While on the run, JOHN, most impressively, pushed them all to mess with Cyberdyne and convinced Skynet’s founding creator to stop and destroy all that could develop into Skynet, effectively aborting it before it got sentient. Thing is, even with the sad sacrifice of Nice!T-800 so nothing could be reverse engineered into Skynet, when T2 ended John and Sarah Connor got no real confirmation that they succeeded, that they really did save the world from the apocalypse of Judgement Day on August 29th 1997. They can only wait and live till then to see. Sarah was hopeful for any future though cause she witnessed Nice!T-800 choose humanity. Terminator Dark Fate confirms it. Yes, John and Sarah Connor WON. They did stop Skynet’s ENTIRE post-apocalyptic EXISTENCE. That also means John Connor’s post-apocalyptic leadership never happens BUT, life wouldn’t have continued in peace beyond 1997 and Dani Ramos (and Grace) wouldn’t even HAVE been born if John had not successfully CHANGED HIS FATE. Sarah Connor recognizes they saved 3 billion lives. But she still spends the majority of Terminator Dark Fate asking the same question as us audience: So what’s the point? What’s the point of it all if John died but Judgement Day still comes? She ran on hatred and revenge for 27 years, killing two terminators, for John. Sarah didn’t even know she saved Dani Ramos, and thus the new future, twice, even before the events of Terminator Dark Fate started. Remember how small Sarah looked sitting on that tree branch? Like us she thought her and John were just fucking REPLACED by fate. Like there’s no point to her and her son’s difficult existence. “Let someone else be Mother Mary”. History is just repeating itself so, how is there is any ultimate victory, any hope?

But when Grace revealed Dani Ramos is the new future’s “John”, Sarah Connor realizes what her purpose (her new fate if she chooses) CAN BE, and she fulfills it. Sarah Connor mentored Dani Ramos. That was Terminator Dark Fate’s development to the lore: Sarah Connor, with all her decades of motherly love, anger and understanding of their world, CHOOSE TO BE THE REASON why Dani Ramos was prepared. Sarah Connor, with her determination to carry on John’s legacy, trained Dani to be the new John.

All of Sarah Connor’s suffering and struggles has galvanized her into becoming the realistic Founder of the human resistance against terminators.

Is this the best story that can be told that will further, yet still honor, Sarah and John Connor’s legacy? Maybe not, though I still can’t think of a better one. But this definitely isn’t a Force Awakens situation where they shoehorn the baton on to a new cast. They killed Grace who, second to Sarah Connor, is the lead of the film, NOT Dani Ramos. Dani may be the focus of sequels IF they do make them but she isn’t in Terminator Dark Fate. The movie literally opens and ends with Sarah Connor.

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I Just Love This

“If I wasn’t everything you think I am, everything I think I am… would you still help me?”

“I’m not the man [she] thought I was. I never could be. But that’s the point. That’s the whole point. Who she thought I was is the man I want to be. Get yourself a piece of that.”

“She’s out there, she likes you, and she’s alive. Do you have the first idea how lucky you are? Do something while there’s still a chance, because that chance doesn’t last forever. Trust me, Sherlock: its gone before you know it. 

Before you know it.”

A Few Weeks Later…

Molly’s life is threatened… 

…and Sherlock looses it.

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That scene where he is forced to kneel… just look at his face omg he looks SO DONE with everything (it’s hot ngl) anyway this is my fav bucky edit

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i love this girl KEJSKDJSK

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US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons